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| 0 = ">“This editor is concerned because many of the articles on Misplaced Pages are unencyclopaedic and should be deleted.”
| 1 = ">The <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">mob</span> is legion; a dramatis personae of anybodys that swarm the <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span> of the moment; dum fatuus deliberat Wiki perit.
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| 6 = ">Listen carefully to the instructions of thy <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span> as to how he wants things done&nbsp;— then do it the right way. In the days of thy work, he will see thy wisdom, give <span style="font-size: 1.2em;"></span> the credit, and rejoice.
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| 8 = ">“The trouble with Misplaced Pages is that the <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">stupid</span> are cocksure and the intelligent are full of <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">doubt</span>.”
| 9 = ">“'''Merridew's Law''': As a discussion about an <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">inclusionist</span> or a <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">deletionist</span> grows longer, the probability of a claim of <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span> by adherents of the opposite philosophy approaches <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">1</span>.”<!--Sceptre-->
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|17 = ">“This editor is concerned because many of the ‘articles’ on Misplaced Pages are about trivial leisure activities of cosseted members of affluent hegemonic societies and do not represent a worldwide view of their subject and feels they should be deleted.”
|18 = ">“Some devastation is always necessary for rejuvenation to occur.”
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