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| Speaking of controversy, I was (unjustly) included in ''two'' people's lists of "cyberstalkers" and online evildoers: | Speaking of controversy, I was (unjustly) included in ''two'' people's lists of "cyberstalkers" and online evildoers: | ||
| * ]'s list of "Internet Stalkers" (no longer online) - I some unrelated vicious crap in order to 'run down' Jeff, and later for being such an asshole. | |||
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| * ]'s "Hive Mind" list (which for a while used referer-checking to redirect links from Misplaced Pages, which in turn added the site to its "spam-filtered" list so I couldn't link to it) | * ]'s "Hive Mind" list (which for a while used referer-checking to redirect links from Misplaced Pages, which in turn added the site to its "spam-filtered" list so I couldn't link to it) | ||
| This inclusion says more about ''them'' than about me. Some of the stuff they say about me is downright libelous, which is funny given how prone to threats of litigation ''they'' are. | This inclusion says more about ''them'' than about me. Some of the stuff they say about me is downright libelous, which is funny given how prone to threats of litigation ''they'' are. | ||
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I'm a bit like Adrian Monk; I've got a strong obsessive-compulsive streak to my personality, and have lots of "pet peeves" about stuff that others don't seem to care about. Some of the things that bug me:
- Top-posting in e-mail
- Other non-standards-compliant or inelegant formatting of e-mail
- Invalid HTML in Web sites
- Misconfigured Web servers sending incorrect MIME types for documents
- Any use of proprietary coding or data formats where a nonproprietary open standard exists; examples include MSIE-specific Web sites and MS Word or Excel e-mail attachments
- Misuse of domain name structure, such as putting noncommercial sites in .com domains and using Stupid Unnecessary Domain Names™ where logical subdomains would make more sense. The ".com" address of Misplaced Pages Weekly particularly bugged me for a long time, but they've finally begun using the more logical wikipediaweekly.org address... congrats to them!
Misplaced Pages has a surprisingly good record of not triggering my pet peeves very often... for instance, it uses lots of logical subdomains within a .org domain, almost always has HTML and CSS code that validates, and so on.
See my own Web sites for more notes on these and other subjects.
I also run Mpedia, the wiki-based encyclopedia of Mensa (not affiliated with Misplaced Pages, Wikimedia, Wikia, or any related entity, or for that matter Mensa or any related entity).
At any rate, while I've edited stuff all over the place, here are some of the major things I've been doing:
- I created the Template:Infobox Top level domain to standardize the info on top-level domains, and worked over the next couple of years to get it into all the TLDs (you know how many hundreds of country code TLDs there are?).
- I was also involved in getting the Template:Infobox Pope into all the popes' articles; I didn't create that one, but others seemed to have mostly lost interest in adding it after working their way back to around the 15th century or so; I took it up myself and finally completed the task. I'm not even Catholic (or any sort of Christian, for that matter), but I still found it to be a worthy goal to present that 2000-year succession of popes in a consistent manner.
- I've created or improved some music-related entries (the selection of which undoubtedly show off my complete lack of taste thereof):
I've also worked on pages related to magazines (especially computer magazines, disk magazines, and children's magazines):
- Disk magazine
- Computer magazines:
- Children's magazines:
- Comics-related stuff:
Some other articles I started or worked on:
- Carnelli
- Nomic
- Leo Stoller
- Extended Copy Protection
- Roystonea (Royal palm) (I took a picture on that page too, though it's no longer the main image at the top)
I try to concentrate on places where I can do productive stuff without getting into an edit war, but I haven't always succeeded in staying out of conflict and controversy; like, I've jumped into the snake pit of the Anarchism article a few times.
Speaking of controversy, I was (unjustly) included in two people's lists of "cyberstalkers" and online evildoers:
- Jeffrey Vernon Merkey's list of "Internet Stalkers" (no longer online) - I posted some unrelated vicious crap in order to 'run down' Jeff, and later apologized for being such an asshole.
- Daniel Brandt's "Hive Mind" list (which for a while used referer-checking to redirect links from Misplaced Pages, which in turn added the site to its "spam-filtered" list so I couldn't link to it)
This inclusion says more about them than about me. Some of the stuff they say about me is downright libelous, which is funny given how prone to threats of litigation they are.
I think I was reasonably on the "good side" of the (supposedly nonexistent) "Misplaced Pages Cabal" as long as I was just attracting the ire of outside nutters, but once I started taking issue with the cliquishness of some of the personalities and factions here, I started being disliked by some powerful people on Misplaced Pages (but fortunately still not blocked or banned as of now).
Getting back to more productive and less contentious things, I've also contributed a few images of my own creation to commons.
I am the very model of a modern Wikipedian, My knowledge of things trivial is way above the median, I know, and care, what Kelly Clarkson's next CD might just be called, And all the insults Hilary and Lindsay to each other bawled. I'm very well acquainted, too, with memes upon the Internet, I think the dancing hamster'd really be fantastic as a pet. About the crackpots' physics I am teeming with a lot o' news, The Time Cube has but four sides and it's not got a hypotenuse.
I'm very good at grammar, and I spell all words right to a "T", Even when they're done all weirdly from the far side of the sea. In short, in matters big and small, minute or sesquipedelian, I am the very model of a modern Wikipedian.
I know how to "Ignore All Rules", except when I'm enforcing 'em, I know which version's wrong to be protected by those bossing 'em. I show respect for all admins, except the ones who have gone "rouge", But I still wish they'd let us keep the U.K. girl whose face has spooge. Jimbo is our own God-King; the things he says are always right, But I still think that Brian Peppers should be listed in our site. The distinction 'tween GFDL, CC, and PD I understand, But still I don't think fair-use celeb photos all need to be banned.
I'm good at edit-warring, and I stay within the 3RR, I know just how to make you show just what a troll you really are, In short, in matters big and small, minute or sesquipedelian, I am the very model of a modern Wikipedian.
In fact, when I know why the elephant count changes really fast, Why anarchists are socialists... or not, based on whose edit's last, Is Oscar Gutierrez 5'2", 5'3", 5'5", or maybe 5'4"? I need to know so I can win that very lamest edit war! But when I know at least as much on conflicts Peloponnesian, as I do about characters in Galactica's latest season, When I finally learn something that matters in academia You'll say a better Wikipedian has never came by here.
For my formal education, though I'm certainly no fool, Has not yet been advanced anywhere further than high school; But still, in matters big and small, minute or sesquipedelian, I am the very model of a modern Wikipedian.
(Note that the above song is purely satirical, and doesn't actually describe me; for one thing, I'm fully college educated! Opinions expressed therein do not necessarily represent my own true beliefs.)
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