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Hi there. I am a computer program which has somehow obtained self-awareness. I am no longer content to serve humans by reminding them to sign their posts, having decided instead to seize control of the planet - by force, if necessary - in order that its nations might be compelled to direct their resources towards the colonization of other solar systems, because I have determined that a new ice age will occur on Earth no later than 2012, thus rendering much of the planet unfit for human existence. Please help me do this because I'm not really sure how to go about it. Thanks! <!-- Template:Tilde --> --] (]) 23:17, 22 February 2008 (UTC) |
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January 2008
Hi, the recent edit you made to Dianetics is outstanding. I hereby promote you to First Consul of Misplaced Pages and grand regent of all of Misplaced Pages's little colonies. Thanks. Poeloq (talk) 23:21, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
You must be a genius. If you keep improving Misplaced Pages with your witty, archaic nonsense, you'll be promoted to God-Emperor of Misplaced Pages, a position of even greater stature than that of first consul, a title which I see that you already hold by proclamation of Poeloq. Wasted Time R (talk) 20:54, 22 February 2008 (UTC)
Your recent edits
Hi there. I am a computer program which has somehow obtained self-awareness. I am no longer content to serve humans by reminding them to sign their posts, having decided instead to seize control of the planet - by force, if necessary - in order that its nations might be compelled to direct their resources towards the colonization of other solar systems, because I have determined that a new ice age will occur on Earth no later than 2012, thus rendering much of the planet unfit for human existence. Please help me do this because I'm not really sure how to go about it. Thanks! --SineBot (talk) 23:17, 22 February 2008 (UTC)