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"Terrorists mostly don't use Misplaced Pages user pages to further their goals, so there's not much I or Misplaced Pages can do about terrorists directly."
"nope, it's true, we offer 6ft sandwiches. the sandwich platters contain 4" sandwiches..."
"This is an automated message from Tawkerbot4...(given to AntiVandalBot)"
"really bad typo..."
"My contacts with administrators — in their role as administrators — have been routinely unpleasant" (Would love to have an exact cite)
"On second thought I don't have time to reply to the abuse the above opposer seems to have been subjected to"
"Take me drunk occifer, I'm home..."
Not really a quote, but something that makes you think. Maybe Toriyama's one close call? Went a little too far with the name puns, but luckily, it flew under the radar? That cheeky bastard.
"I take it my idea of closing RfA's early due to WP:USUCK wouldn't be appropriate?"
"Be sure to hit me up when the motel is ready"
"Pwned."
"IAR is policy, always has been"
"It's a bigger deal than it used to be. That has some good points and some bad points."
"I agree with you that the RfA process is in need of an overhaul, but making a mockery of the process does not improve it."
"Do you find it equally deeply offensive that you're not allowed to drive a car, take out a loan, buy a gun, vote ..."
The irony. The damn, clever, hilarious irony. Such is the way of teh wiki.
"Isn't that a good thing? I mean, if it weren't for policies preventing it, you'd probably have been indef blocked a long time ago."