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Ireland's Taoiseach Brian Cowen, who has been pictured in a compromising position.
- Ireland's Taoiseach, Brian Cowen (pictured) is seen publicly naked in Dublin.
- NASA reports a shower of diamonds from the sky.
- German scientists unearth a row of suckers belonging to an ancient order.
- A revolutionary new online tanning service receives one million hits within two months of being established.
- Henry Allingham of the United Kingdom credits cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women for his seemingly impossible longevity.
- A newspaper discovers that pay-per-view porn is amongst a number of unusual things being purchased by British MPs on their claimed expenses.