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Stanley Green, the Protein Man
Oxford Street, 1977
Born	(1915-02-22)22 February 1915 Harringay, London
Died	4 December 1993(1993-12-04) (aged 78)
Occupation	Sandwich man
Parent(s)	Richard and May Green

Stanley Owen Green (22 February 1915 – 4 December 1993), known as the Protein Man, was a sandwich man who became a well-known figure in London, England, during the latter half of the 20th century.

For 25 years, Green patrolled Oxford Street in the West End, carrying a placard that advocated "Less Lust, By Less Protein: Meat Fish Bird; Egg Cheese; Peas Beans; Nuts. And Sitting", though the wording—and punctuation—changed slightly over the years. Arguing that protein made people lustful and aggressive, his solution was "protein wisdom," a low-protein diet for "better, kinder, happier people." For a few pence, passers-by could buy his 14-page pamphlet, Eight Passion Proteins with Care, which reportedly sold 87,000 copies over 20 years, its front cover observing, "This booklet would benefit more, if it were read occasionally."

Green became one of London's much-loved eccentrics, though his campaign to suppress desire, as one commentator put it, was not invariably popular, leading as it did to two arrests for obstruction and the need to wear green overalls to protect himself from spit. He nevertheless took great delight in his local fame. The Sunday Times interviewed him in 1985, and his "less passion, less protein" slogan was used by Red or Dead, the London fashion house. When he died in 1993 at the age of 78, The Daily Telegraph, The Guardian, and The Times published his obituary, and his pamphlets, placards, and letters were passed to the Museum of London. In 2006, he achieved what no other sandwich man has, an entry in the Oxford Dictionary of National Biography.

Early life

Green was born in Harringay, north London, the youngest of four sons of Richard Green, a clerk for a bottle stopper manufacturer, and his wife, May. He attended Wood Green School before joining the Royal Navy in 1938, and fought in the Second World War until he left the Navy in September 1945.

Philip Carter writes in the Oxford Dictionary of National Biography that Green's time with the Navy affected him deeply. He was reportedly shocked by the sailors' obsession with sex, and by 1958 had come to believe that their libido had been dangerously heightened by the intake of too much protein. "I was astonished when things were said quite openly—what a husband would say to his wife when home on leave," he told The Sunday Times "A Life in the Day" column in 1985. "I've always been a moral sort of person." He began to protect himself against erotic excess with a daily diet of porridge, home-made bread, steamed vegetables and pulses, and a pound of apples. "Passion can be a great torment," he told the newspaper.

After the war, he took a job with the Fine Art Society, and it was while working there that he failed the entrance exam for the University of London in March 1946. He later worked for Selfridges, as well as the civil service, and as a storeman for Ealing Borough Council. In 1962, he had a job with the post office, then became a self-employed gardener, and seems to have earned his living that way until he started his full-time anti-protein campaign in 1968. He lived with his parents until they died—his father in 1966 and his mother in 1967—after which he was given a council flat in Haydock Green, Northolt, Middlesex.

His mission

On the streets

External media
Images
Stanley Green's press, now in the Gunnersbury Museum, Flickr
His sandwich board in the Museum of London, Flickr
Video
Brief footage of Green on Oxford Street, YouTube

Green began his mission in June 1968, at the age of 53, initially in Harrow on Saturdays, becoming a full-time human billboard six months later on Oxford Street. He cycled there from Northolt with a sandwich board attached to the bicycle, a journey of 12 miles (19 km) that could take up to two hours, until he was given a free bus pass when he turned 65.

He rose early, and after porridge for breakfast, made bread – which would rise while he was out on patrol – for the evening, and prepared his lunch on a Bunsen burner, which he said he ate at 2:30 in a "warm and secret place" near Oxford Street. He walked up and down the street six days a week, reduced to four days from 1985 onwards, campaigning until 6:30 pm among the shoppers. Saturday evenings he would spend with the cinema crowds in Leicester Square. He would go to bed at 12:30 am, after saying a prayer. "Quite a good prayer, unselfish too," he told The Sunday Times. "It is a sort of acknowledgment of God, just in case there happens to be one."

Peter Ackroyd wrote in London: The Biography that Green was for the most part ignored, becoming "a poignant symbol of the city's incuriosity and forgetfulness." His advice to young women that they should eat a low-protein diet—because "You cannot deceive your groom that you are a virgin on your wedding night!"—was not always appreciated, and led to his being arrested twice for public obstruction, once in 1980 and again in 1985. "The injustice of it upsets me," he said, "because I'm doing such a good job." He took to wearing overalls to protect himself from spit, several times finding it on his hat after a day's work. It was noted that Green was not upset by this abuse, because he believed people attacked him because they were confused into believing he was a religious person.

In writing

Sundays were spent at home, not always quietly, with the printing press on which Eight Passion Proteins was produced. It was described by Waldemar Januszczak as worthy of the cartoonist Heath Robinson—who became known for his drawings of eccentric contraptions—and the racket it made on print days caused trouble between Green and his neighbours.

Eight Passion Proteins went through 52 editions between 1973 and 1993. Raising the price only slightly over the years, from 10 pence in 1980 to 12 pence 13 years later, Green sold 20 copies on weekdays and up to 50 on Saturdays, a total of 87,000 copies by February 1993. The self-published booklet was noted for its poor typography with inconsistent line spacing and the seeming random capitalization of words. It identified the eight "passion-proteins" as meat, fish, birds, cheese, eggs, peas, beans, and nuts, arguing that "those who do not have to work hard with their limbs, and those who are inclined to sit about," will "store up their protein for passion," making retirement, for example, a period of increased passion and, therefore, marital discord. "We should not let passion defeat us," his pamphlet advised, "either alone or with a sexual friend, for discipline in the single years prepares us for the discipline of marriage." He singled out the BBC for particular criticism, accusing it of spreading "indiscretion, indiscipline, and indecency."

Green was also unable to find a publisher for his only novel, Behind the Veil: More than Just a Tale, which Carter describes as a "colourful account of the danger of passion and the possibility of redemption." Two other manuscripts remain unpublished, a 67-page text called Passion and Protein, and a 392-page version of Eight Passion Proteins, rejected by Oxford University Press in 1971. Carter writes that Green's efforts on Oxford Street were augmented by a letter-writing campaign to the great and the good, and over the years Eight Passion Proteins made its way to five British prime ministers, the Prince of Wales, the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Director-General of the BBC, the editor of The Times, the British Medical Association, and Pope Paul VI.

Posthumous recognition

After his death, Green's letters, diaries, pamphlets, and placards were given to the Museum of London, and the other artefacts went to the Gunnersbury Park Museum. His printing press was featured in Tilda Swinton's 1995 exhibition, "The Maybe", at the Serpentine Gallery, alongside Robert Maxwell's shoe lasts and one of Winston Churchill's cigars. Over a decade later, he is still remembered by writers and bloggers, fondly for the most part, though not invariably so: artist Alun Rowlands' documentary fiction, 3 Communiqués (2007), portrays him as trawling the streets of London, "campaigning for the suppression of desire."

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See also

• Philip Howard (preacher)
• Sylvester Graham
• John Harvey Kellogg

Notes

1. ^ McKie, David. "Pining for the boards", The Guardian, 21 July 2008.
2. ^ Carter, Philip. "Green, Stanley Owen (1915–1993)", Oxford Dictionary of National Biography, Oxford University Press, May 2006.
3. Green, Stanley. Eight Passion Proteins, accessed 6 May 2011.
   • Also see Ackroyd, Peter. London, A Biography. Vintage, 2001, p. 189, and the image pp. 664–665.
4. For the overalls, see Green, Stanley. "My own message to the streets," The Sunday Times Magazine, 14 April 1985.
   • For the campaign to suppress desire, see Rowlands, Alun. 3 Communiqués, Book Works, 2007, accessed 26 April 2011.
5. Blanchard, Tamsin. "Culture clash of the catwalk Titans", The Independent, 23 October 1995.
6. "Londoners", Museum of London, accessed 10 December 2008.
   • Also see Campbell-Johnston, Rachel. "The Galleries of Modern London", The Times, 13 May 2011.
7. ^ Green, Stanley. "My own message to the streets," The Sunday Times Magazine, 14 April 1985.
8. Ackroyd, Peter. London: The Biography. Vintage, 2001, p. 189.
9. ^ Quinn, Tom & Leaver, Ricky. Eccentric London. New Holland Publishers, 2008, p. 14.
10. ^ Januszczak, Waldemar. "Making an exhibition of herself," The Sunday Times, 10 September 1995, cited in Pearce, Susan M. and Martin, Paul. The Collector's Voice: Critical Readings in the Practice of Collecting. Ashgate Publishing Ltd, 2002, pp. 293–294.
11. Lake, p. 115
12. Green, Stanley. Eight Passion Proteins, pp. 1–2, 14.
13. Rowlands, Alun. 3 Communiqués, Book Works, 2007, accessed 26 April 2011.

References

• Ackroyd, Peter. London: The Biography. Vintage, 2001. ISBN 0-385-49771-7
• Blanchard, Tamsin. "Culture clash of the catwalk Titans", The Independent, 23 October 1995.
• Carter, Philip. "Green, Stanley Owen (1915–1993)", Oxford Dictionary of National Biography, Oxford University Press, May 2006. doi:10.1093/ref:odnb/92286
• Green, Stanley. "Eight Passion Proteins with Care", Museum of London, accessed from flaneur.org, 26 April 2011.
• Green, Stanley. "My own message to the streets," The Sunday Times Magazine, 14 April 1985.
• "Londoners", Museum of London, accessed 26 April 2011.
• Lake, Matt; Moran, Mark; Sceurman, Mark (1 October 2007). Weird England. Sterling Publishing Company. p. 115. ISBN 9781402742293. Retrieved 7 May 2011.
• McKie, David. "Pining for the boards", The Guardian, 21 July 2008.
• McNally, Joe. "Another Green World", flaneur.co.uk, accessed 26 April 2011.
• Pearce, Susan M. and Martin, Paul. The Collector's Voice: Critical Readings in the Practice of Collecting. Ashgate Publishing Ltd, 2002. ISBN 1-85928-419-1
• Quinn, Tom & Leaver, Ricky. Eccentric London. New Holland Publishers, 2008. ISBN 1-84773-219-4
• Rowlands, Alun. 3 Communiqués, Book Works, 2007, accessed 26 April 2011. ISBN 978-1-870699-91-4

Further reading

• "The Less Protein Man – a sight of old London". The London Traveler. December 23, 2008. Retrieved 7 May 2011. {{cite news}}: |first= missing |last= (help)
• Donaldson, William. Brewer's Rogues, Villains, and Eccentrics. Cassell Reference, 2004. ISBN 0-7538-1791-8
• Green, Stanley. Eight Passion Proteins With Care, accessed 26 April 2011.
• Llyod, Felix (December 3, 2008). "I'm in training to be an old eccentric". London Evening Standard. Retrieved 2011-05-07.
• Nevin, Charles. "The Third Leader: Street scenery", The Independent, 13 June 2006.
• Ross, C. "The scourge of sex and nuts and sitting," The Oldie, March 1997.
• Truss, Lynne. "Stanley Green," The Times, 25 January 1994.
• Wicks, Ben (March 8, 1986). "Come on up and see my collection of passion fruit". The Toronto Star. Ontario, Canada. p. M2. Retrieved 7 May 2011.
• Willis, David. "A consuming passion," obituary, The Guardian, 26 January 1994.

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