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| ], and I've been banned for 6 months from Misplaced Pages. | |||
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| <div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;">The number XX above may vary from week to week, mood to mood, but is more likely to be a large number than a small one {{#if:| as of {{{date}}}|}}.</div> | |||
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| | quote = ''Misplaced Pages is basically ] for grownups.'' | |||
| | source = -Mrs. Floquenbeam, while watching my daughter and I both "playing" at the same time | |||
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| | quote = ''I haven't yet been screwed by sonneteers.<br>So that's how I select my fav'rite peers.'' | |||
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| == Hello, and welcome == | |||
| *I respond to ], Floq, Flo, FB, any other nickname you can think of (as long as it's not rude), or even "hey you", as long as I know from context you're talking to me. | |||
| *I don't go around correcting people when they guess wrong (hardly their fault), but I'm a "he". | |||
| *I'm easy to get along with (at least in real life), so please give me any ''constructive'' criticism you want; I'm aware that I'm imperfect, and usually quite willing to admit it and apologize when I screw up. | |||
| *I try my best to turn the other cheek, but I'm evidently ''not'' so great getting ''unconstructive'' criticism, particularly when my good faith is questioned, or if I think I'm being patronized. | |||
| *I instinctively side with the underdog, so I tend to react poorly when I see other people (particularly newbies) bullied or patronized. I'm not convinced that's a defect, but I'm trying to make more of an effort in not going immediately into attack mode. | |||
| *I'm an ] here. If you think I suck and shouldn't be, go here: ]. | |||
| *Sock declaration: ], ], and ] are me. | |||
| *FWIW, I used to have another account before Floquenbeam, but abandoned it; so I've been here longer than it looks. | |||
| == Userboxes == | |||
| {{User:Floquenbeam/Punch card}}<br> My first (and only!) self-created userbox, inspired by a conversation with an incredulous 25 year old coworker today | |||
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| {{User Wikipedian For|year=2008|month=8|day=13}}<br> My wiki birthday. I am somewhat older than this in real life. | |||
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| {{User:EVula/Userboxes/Happy Me Day!|alternativetext=This user has been identified as an '''''Awesome Wikipedian''''' and was awarded their ] on 27 May 2010.}}<br> Happy me day! | |||
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| {{userbox | |||
| | border-c = #808080 | |||
| | id = ] | |||
| | id-c = #BDBDAD | |||
| | info-c = #DBDBDB | |||
| | info = This user is an ], '''but might like not to be one some day.'''}}<br> shamelessly stolen from ] | |||
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| {{User:The Thadman/Userbox/PolCompass|1.0|-5.0}}<br> So no, I'm not working for Santorum's election campaign, in spite of occasional moronic claims to the contrary | |||
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| {{user recall}}<br> Finally got around to this: see ] | |||
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| == Useful links == | |||
| Workbenches: ] • ] • ] • ] • ] • ] • | |||
| Interwiki: Meta: ] • ] • Commons: ] • ] • Simple: ] • ] | |||
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| == This is the year == | |||
| Seattle Mariners win it all. You heard it here first. --] (]) 03:38, 6 April 2012 (UTC) | |||
| {{2012 AL West standings}} | |||
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Revision as of 03:08, 21 October 2012
I'm Malleus, and I've been banned for 6 months from Misplaced Pages.