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Happy Holidays!

File:TinFoilHat Superfriends.jpg

Where is AquaMan? --Tbeatty 00:09, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

Could AquaMan use a keyboard without shorting it out? :-) JungleCat Shiny!/Oohhh! 00:29, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

Yes. By using my special "Suck Powers(tm)" I am able to keep the water off the keyboard and stains off the blue dress. I am trying not to suck on Misplaced Pages but my "Suck Powers(tm)" are overwhelming. --F.a.A.f.A. 05:36, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

New Pearl

please see talk: The New Pearl Harbor — Xiutwel (talk) 12:25, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

pink piggy

Thanks for the pink piggy box, it looks pretty cool!  :) Umeboshi 22:03, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

A noticeboard sure is quicker than waiting for the daily shortwave numbers station broadcast from Illuminati master control. Thanks for the note, nice video. --Dual Freq 01:41, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Ahoy matey!

Rosenkreuz = Sockpuppet of Morton Devonshire

Both allegedly Jesuit-educated Wikipedians with PhDs, and know-it-all, hysterical blow-hards on the same topics, among other evidence. Check out their various contributions and the timing thereof. User:Rosenkreuz is Morton's over-the-top "I say, old chap, oh-such-an-Englishman, tea and crumpets, "S'wounds!" manifestation. --Tangerine5000 16:59, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Brilliant. You, who have less than 50 edits, are accusing me of being a sockpuppet? What are you afraid of that you have to hide behind a different username to make your accusation? What other username do you edit under? Heh, if you think you can build a case, go ahead and ask for a Checkuser. Filmy if you ask me, but 'fill your boots' if you must (although I have traveled in a black helicopter on occasion). The USEBACA demand it. Morton devonshire 22:01, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Eh? Yes, I would like to see you build a convincing case. Then we can go to checkuser, if the people there are prepared to take such tenuous accusations seriously, and you can feel embarassed after making a prat of yourself. I would like to think that if a fellow USEBACA agent and crafty Jesuit graduate was going to design an alter ego for himself, he would do better than to leave such obvious clues: but, of course, maybe that's just what They want you to think, and the placement of the categories was deliberately in order to be able to make this very excuse! Alternatively, maybe more than one person who attended a Jesuit school and subsequently received a doctoral degree edits Misplaced Pages, and also (probably having more than a little to do with their education) thinks that the `scholars' for `truth' are even more laughable than the Diabolicals. But why bother with prosaic, straightforward explanations when intrigue and fanciful stories can be constructed?

Incidentally, Morton, thanks for the good cheer (the original purpose of my visit to your talk page) - and best wishes for the new year. Power to your elbows, and don't talk too much about the black helicopters: we can't have every minuteman with a homemade missile launcher trying his luck each time the traffic reporter flies above his trailer. Rosenkreuz 23:06, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

By the way, that PhD business is pretty funny, since in reality, you're really going for a first degree in law (and you're a pot-head). I think you are probably in Edinburgh. --Tangerine5000 17:38, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Um, perhaps you ought to look up the term `legal majority' as in `age of majority' (i.e. I was contrasting it with the child in Africa bit). Unless you were just making a bad pun. And as for me being in Edinburgh, well, Misplaced Pages has a policy against personal attacks, you know. Rosenkreuz 18:39, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Um, that's very clearly not what you meant when you said you were a legal major in the UK with DSL, stoned on pot. Try another ridiculous explanation. Phoney!--Tangerine5000 18:48, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Morton devonshire, I am requesting your comments

I have just filed a formal complaint against BenBurch and F.A.A.F.A., alleging that they have formed a cabal or meatpuppet partnership, in violation of WP:CABAL.

ANI Complaint

I notice that you have encountered their special brand of tag-team intimidation in the past, and I encourage you to comment on your experiences at the page I have linked above, during the investigation. Thank you for your input. ArlingtonTX 20:56, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Cabal Free!

	CABAL-FREE ZONE
	This user space is guaranteed to be 100% Cabal Free, and 'sanitized for your protection'. "Certified Grade A, 100% Cabal Free" - U.S. DIvision of Cabal Inspectors - D.H.S. Fairness And Accuracy For All 00:58, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Just like the vegetables I buy are guaranteed to be "100% Organically Grown", my user space is now certified to be '100% Cabal Free'! I'll send the Cabal Inspection Crew around to check out yours Morty. (hint.... slip him a 20) Happy New Year! - F.A.A.F.A. 00:58, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

Bro, i appreciate your comment. From the very begging when you called me "the energizer bunny" i took you for a good guy with good intentions. And your efforts to claim some kind of justice by trying to un-delete the Islamic afd board is appreciate. But I'm a bit worn down, i have had enough of controversies and trying to go against the stream. Right now, i'm trying to save a site that is #1 Shi'a site according to both google and yahoo, google giving it a page ranks of 8, but is nevertheless deleted as non-notable... im not even upset.

We have already created Misplaced Pages:WikiProject Deletion sorting/Islam to have somewhere... and guess what? It' pathetic.

I'm sure you believe you are doing good by deleting articles like this, this and this... even though they fulfill all criteria for inclusion. I Guess things need to go this way, those articles need to be deleted, so that people in the future can look at them and wonder at human nature. So that is the way it is, i now understand that there is no point in trying to hold a to large burden, it's useless if the time is not right.

So, thanks for the message, i see you as a brother in humanity... and i don't care for the Muslim related afd page anymore. I'm used to be against everybody, you know, im a 1) Muslim 2) "CT" 3) 4 Shi'a 5) living in the west.

Sorry for the late answer, the whole issue seems so meaningless. Peace.--Striver - talk 14:00, 31 December 2006 (UTC)