| Revision as of 04:15, 18 December 2020 editGuy Macon (talk | contribs)Extended confirmed users, File movers, New page reviewers, Pending changes reviewers, Rollbackers59,291 edits User:Kire1975, stay off of my` talk page. You are not welcome there. Your ability to ping me or email me has also been disabled.Tag: Manual revert← Previous edit | Revision as of 04:38, 18 December 2020 edit undoKire1975 (talk | contribs)Extended confirmed users13,681 edits Leave my talk page aloneTag: RevertedNext edit → | ||
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| You were asked to bring any problems you had with me up to an incident noticeboard and you were also asked to ] after you gaslit the hell out of me yesterday. Now you continue gaslighting me by pinging me twice in an edit comment and posting on my talk page directly under the message telling me all about how I can't ping you which you said yesterday, so that's three times. When are you going to leave me alone, pal? My messages to you are legitimate. The edit you called a bad edit yesterday must have been good, because you made the change requested in the tag. You overwhelmed my sensory perception with abusive, belittling language for hours, over and over, never giving me the chance to set the tag right. More and more insults toby you. Then you say I'm not welcome on your talk page twice, but you've made this necessary by blocking the pings. This is ] the system. You say I'm not welcome on your talk page and then post on my talk page under a message that I left asking you to leave my page alone. You've got all the bases covered. | |||
| There's no reason for us to further communicate, but you keep doing it. By all means take it to another level if that's what you feel. I am fully prepared to defend myself on whatever incident noticeboard you want. You've made this personal. I'm not going to be made afraid to post in good faith here. | |||
| Or you can delete the message, hide your disruptive behavior from everyone else, and we can carry on with our lives and never speak again. That's what I would prefer. I assure you. Good night. ] (]) 04:38, 18 December 2020 (UTC) | |||
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Leave my talk page alone
You were asked to bring any problems you had with me up to an incident noticeboard and you were also asked to "leave my page alone" after you gaslit the hell out of me yesterday. Now you continue gaslighting me by pinging me twice in an edit comment and posting on my talk page directly under the message telling me all about how I can't ping you which you said yesterday, so that's three times. When are you going to leave me alone, pal? My messages to you are legitimate. The edit you called a bad edit yesterday must have been good, because you made the change requested in the tag. You overwhelmed my sensory perception with abusive, belittling language for hours, over and over, never giving me the chance to set the tag right. More and more insults toby you. Then you say I'm not welcome on your talk page twice, but you've made this necessary by blocking the pings. This is WP:GAMING the system. You say I'm not welcome on your talk page and then post on my talk page under a message that I left asking you to leave my page alone. You've got all the bases covered.
There's no reason for us to further communicate, but you keep doing it. By all means take it to another level if that's what you feel. I am fully prepared to defend myself on whatever incident noticeboard you want. You've made this personal. I'm not going to be made afraid to post in good faith here.
Or you can delete the message, hide your disruptive behavior from everyone else, and we can carry on with our lives and never speak again. That's what I would prefer. I assure you. Good night. Kire1975 (talk) 04:38, 18 December 2020 (UTC)
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