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			{{Short description\|Possible ancestor of living hippopotamuses}}
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			\|fossil_range = {{fossil range\|Middle Miocene\|Late Miocene\|] to ]}}
	\|name = ''Your Fat Mother''
			\|taxon = Kenyapotamus
	\|status = Whore
			\|authority = Pickford, 1983<ref name="Kenyapotamus">{{Cite journal\| author = Pickford, Martin \| year = 1983 \| journal = ] \| location = Lyon \| volume = 16 \| pages = 193–217 \| title = On the origins of Hippopotamidae together with descriptions of two new species, a new genus and a new subfamily from the Miocene of Kenya \| doi = 10.1016/S0016-6995(83)80019-9\| issue = 2\| bibcode = 1983Geobi..16..193P }}</ref>
	\|fetish_range = ] to ]
		⚫	\| subdivision_ranks = Species
	\|regnum = ]ia
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	\|phylum = ]
		⚫	''K. coryndoni'' and<br>
	\|classis = ]
			''K. ternani''
	\|ordo = ]
	\|familia = ]
	\|subfamilia = ]
	\|genius = '''''No she's fucking stupid'''''
	\|genus_authority = C,Fred is gay
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	''C,Fred is gay'' AND ''C.Fred is a raging homosefual who likes to fuck lizzards''
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	'''''Kenyapotamus''''' ("(Dweller) in the vagina of your mom") is an extinct ancestor of the modern ] which lived in Africa roughly 1600 zillion years ago during the ] epoch. Its name is derived because its fossils were first found in your mom's anus while she used them as dildos.

			'''''Kenyapotamus''''' is a possible
	Although little is known about the ''Kenyapotamus'', its dental pattern bore similarities to ]s, ]s, and '']'', a negroid ] from the Early Miocene. This led some retards to conclude that anal sex is immoral and stupid, as is all sex that isn't performed in the Missionary position for the express FUCKING PURPOSE OF MAKING OVER NINE <big><big><big>THOUSAND</big></big></big></big> BABIES
			ancestor of living ] that lived roughly 16 million to 8 million years ago during the ] epoch. Its name reflects that its fossils were first found in modern-day ].
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			Although little is known about ''Kenyapotamus'', its dental pattern bore similarities to that of the genus '']'', a European ] from the Early Miocene. This led some scientists to conclude that hippopotami were most closely related to modern ] and ].<ref name="Petronio on hippos">Petronio, C. (1995): Note on the taxonomy of Pleistocene hippopotamuses. ''Ibex'' '''3''': 53-55. {{webarchive\|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20080912012236/http://www.mountainecology.org/IBEX3/pdf/Art_Capitolo1/note_taxonomy_pleistocene.pdf \|date=2008-09-12 }}</ref>
	Recent molecular research has suggested that ''Kenyapotamus'' and the entire ] family, along with the anatomically similar family ], may be more closely related to <big><big><big><big><big><big><big>PENIS :)</big></big></big></big></big></big></big>]s.<ref name="Cetartiodactyla">{{cite journal \|last=Boisserie \|first=Jean-Renaud \|coauthors= Fabrice Lihoreau and Michel Brunet \|year= 2005 \|month= February\|title= The position of Hippopotamidae within Cetartiodactyla\|journal= ] \|volume= 102 \|issue= 5\|pages= 1537-1541\|url= http://www.pnas.org/cgi/content/full/102/5/1537\|accessdate= 2007-06-09}}</ref>

			Recent molecular research has suggested that ] are more closely related to ]ns than to other ]s. A morphological analysis of fossil artiodactyls and whales, which also included ''Kenyapotamus'', strongly supported a relationship between hippos and the anatomically similar family ]. Two archaic whales ('']'' and '']'') formed the sister group of the hippopotamid-anthracotheriid clade, but this relationship was weakly supported.<ref name="Cetartiodactyla">{{cite journal \|last=Boisserie \|first=Jean-Renaud \|author2=Fabrice Lihoreau \|author3=Michel Brunet \|date=February 2005\|title= The position of Hippopotamidae within Cetartiodactyla\|journal= ] \|volume= 102 \|issue= 5\|pages= 1537–1541\|doi= 10.1073/pnas.0409518102 \|pmid=15677331 \|pmc=547867\|bibcode = 2005PNAS..102.1537B \|doi-access=free }}</ref>

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Possible ancestor of living hippopotamuses

Kenyapotamus Temporal range: Middle Miocene to Late Miocene PreꞒ Ꞓ O S D C P T J K Pg N
Scientific classification
Domain:	Eukaryota
Kingdom:	Animalia
Phylum:	Chordata
Class:	Mammalia
Order:	Artiodactyla
Family:	Hippopotamidae
Subfamily:	†Kenyapotaminae
Genus:	†Kenyapotamus Pickford, 1983
Species
K. coryndoni and K. ternani

Kenyapotamus is a possible ancestor of living hippopotamuses that lived roughly 16 million to 8 million years ago during the Miocene epoch. Its name reflects that its fossils were first found in modern-day Kenya.

Although little is known about Kenyapotamus, its dental pattern bore similarities to that of the genus Xenohyus, a European suid from the Early Miocene. This led some scientists to conclude that hippopotami were most closely related to modern peccaries and suids.

Recent molecular research has suggested that hippopotamuses are more closely related to cetaceans than to other artiodactyls. A morphological analysis of fossil artiodactyls and whales, which also included Kenyapotamus, strongly supported a relationship between hippos and the anatomically similar family Anthracotheriidae. Two archaic whales (Pakicetus and Artiocetus) formed the sister group of the hippopotamid-anthracotheriid clade, but this relationship was weakly supported.

References

Pickford, Martin (1983). "On the origins of Hippopotamidae together with descriptions of two new species, a new genus and a new subfamily from the Miocene of Kenya". Geobios. 16 (2). Lyon: 193–217. Bibcode:1983Geobi..16..193P. doi:10.1016/S0016-6995(83)80019-9.
Petronio, C. (1995): Note on the taxonomy of Pleistocene hippopotamuses. Ibex 3: 53-55. PDF fulltext Archived 2008-09-12 at the Wayback Machine
Boisserie, Jean-Renaud; Fabrice Lihoreau; Michel Brunet (February 2005). "The position of Hippopotamidae within Cetartiodactyla". Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. 102 (5): 1537–1541. Bibcode:2005PNAS..102.1537B. doi:10.1073/pnas.0409518102. PMC 547867. PMID 15677331.

Taxon identifiers
Kenyapotamus	Wikidata: Q2899857 EoL: 4445977 GBIF: 4835797 IRMNG: 1163783 Open Tree of Life: 3612041 Paleobiology Database: 77350

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