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| '''He''' is a penguin. Born in the highlands of Louisville four decades ago. He is alone; there are no others like him. Always good, never evil. For decades he has battled the forces of stupidity, with reading his only refuge. He cannot die, unless you take his penguins, and with it his power. In the end there can be only one. He is Bedford, the Falklander. | |||
| '''Bedford''' is just a cute, charming, lovable, brilliant, modest, oh-so-humble ] ] named C. Bedford Crenshaw. He has a Bachelors of ], Bachelors of ], and ] (focusing on history and geography) from ] and has completed all the coursework for a Ph.D. in ], specializing in ], at ]. He is a well-known writer of ] articles on , after having been the first person rated #1 in the ] area at playing Magic. He is currently seeking a job in history, placing his Ph.D. attainment on hold. His main interests on Misplaced Pages involves his home states of ] and Kentucky, especially ] and American history from 1763 to 1877. His certified best work on Misplaced Pages are three ] and nine ]. | |||
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| He was a Wikipedian Administrator, but it was stolen from him without due process by a few fellow administrators (and toddlers who like to pose as such) who thought they should arbitrarily decide what should be and should not be on Misplaced Pages, despite ], and got him desysoped in a manner best described as a gangrape. However, he eventually realizing it is a greater honor to have been screwed of the status than to actually have it, as it emphasized being better than those behind the gangrape. It also allows him to ignore vandalism and other good will efforts if he wishes too. | |||
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| "''When a true ] appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the ]s are all in confederacy against him.''" ('']'') -- ] | "''When a true ] appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the ]s are all in confederacy against him.''" ('']'') -- ] | ||
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| C. Bedford Crenshaw | |
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 AKA: Bedford the Great, King Bedford I, General Bedford | |
| Born | (1972-03-01) March 1, 1972 (age 52) Louisville, Kentucky, USA |
| Occupation | Certified Genius/General Nuisance |
He is a penguin. Born in the highlands of Louisville four decades ago. He is alone; there are no others like him. Always good, never evil. For decades he has battled the forces of stupidity, with reading his only refuge. He cannot die, unless you take his penguins, and with it his power. In the end there can be only one. He is Bedford, the Falklander.
Featured portals: Portal:Louisville, Portal:Kentucky, Portal:Indianapolis
Good articles: Basil W. Duke, Big Four Bridge, Thomas Hines, Indiana in the American Civil War, History of slavery in Indiana, Music of the American Civil War, Indianapolis in the American Civil War, Eisenhower National Historic Site, Old Jeffersonville Historic District, Clark State Forest, George Rogers Clark National Historical Park, Australia and the American Civil War, Kentucky Railway Museum, Fort Scott National Historic Site, Vic Aldridge, and My Old Kentucky Home State Park.
"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." (Thoughts on Various Subjects, Moral and Diverting) -- Jonathan Swift