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{{About||the British song not written by Bonkers The Clown|Bonkers (song)|the childish television series that Bonkers did not appear in|Bonkers (TV series)}} |
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{{Infobox person |
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| name = Bonkers (The Clown) |
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| image = Scary clown.jpg |
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| caption = Bonkers pondering on the aspects of ] due to the constant verbal abuse by ] while slogging at ] (undated, plausibly daily!) |
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| birth_name = Bonkers <small>(According to official birth certificate; Disputed) </small><br>Bonkers (the Clown) <small>(According to my dad) </small><br>Bonkers (The Clown) <small>(According to my mum) </small> |
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| nationality = ]an |
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| other_names = BTC<br>Bonkers |
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| awards = ] ] ] ]<br>See also: ] |
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| occupation = Clown<br>Wikipedian |
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==Your Introduction to Bonkers: A Short and Fictional Origins Biography with No Relation to Actual People or Dogs in Real Life, Completely Written in a Third Person Perspective== |
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<small>“ But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at ], they laughed at the ]. But they also laughed at ]. ” </small> |
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<big> '''Bonkers''' </big> ('''''The Clown''''', also '''''the Clown'''''; Aliases: '''BTC''', simply '''''Bonkers''''', '''BONKERS''', '''''Bonkerz'''''; {{CJKV|s=(''耍笑的'')'''笨可丝'''}}) is a ] named Bonkers (''The Clown''). Born to a clown and a clown<ref> According to his official biography on ], which can be actually retrieved ], in which Bonkers The Clown stated that his parents were clowns by profession. </ref>, in 조선민주주의인민공화국, the capital of the '''D'''emocratic '''P'''eople's '''R'''epublic of '''K'''orea, a.k.a ], Bonkers fled to the other half of Korea, codenamed ], on a five-dollar rubber boat, purchased from local Naughty Korean Lottemart stores, when he was just around 6.4 years old, and was fortunately '''successful'''! After two hours and fifty two minutes in Nice Korea, Bonkers was finally granted official asylum in it. Bonkers adapted to the peaceful life in Nice Korea, glad that he was free of the clutches of the Naughty Elites and their master, ]. However, things took a turn when ] was born. Bonkers could not swallow the idea of fat ] lookalikes dancing and galloping like a boss (or a hoss), and decided to find further peace, in Singapore, where the only noise was ] mumbling about fertility rates (that was better than Opa Gangnam). Contented, Bonkers bought a one room flat in Orchard (also known as a public toilet cubicle) for just five hundred dollars, but he was not yet 100% happy with just free ] and ] and ]. Thus, Bonkers got himself a ], which he cleverly swapped with his "home". Then he traded the laptop for a ], and the flower for a ], and the chicken for a ], and the donkey for an ], and the elephant for a ]-species ], and that for a house. This time, the house was a six room landed property in the ]; ] liked dinosaurs, in turned out. And that's the end. Bonkers lived happily ever after. And in his free time, he performs at circuses, sells ], ], ], survives, and last but not least, creates crappy ] (and ]) articles like '''THIS'''. |
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| name = User:Bonkers The Clown<br><small> 12186778 </small> |
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| death_date = {{Template:User Immortal}} (So he can't die, ya fools!) |
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| other_names = Bonkers The Clown<br>BTC<br>Bonkers |
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==Misplaced Pages== |
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Penning fictional and nonsensical and stupid biographies aside, Bonkers (The Clown) also enjoys writing for Misplaced Pages. He spends approximately three hours a day in his basement staring at the tiny screen of his laptop. On Misplaced Pages, Bonkers is formally known as User:Bonkers The Clown, though in some instances, other users simply address him as BTC or Bonkers The Clown or Bonkers. As of date, User:Bonkers The Clown has created over 90 substantial pages<ref>{{cite web|url=http://toolserver.org/~tparis/pages/index.php?name=Bonkers+The+Clown&namespace=0&redirects=noredirects |title=Pages Created By Bonkers The Clown |publisher=Wikimedia Toolserver |accessdate=September 7, 2012 }} </ref> and made more than 1000 edits<ref>{{cite web|url=http://toolserver.org/~tparis/pcount/index.php?name=Bonkers+The+Clown&lang=en&wiki=wikipedia |title=Bonkers The Clown - X!'s Edit Counter |publisher=Wikimedia Toolserver |accessdate=September 7, 2012 }} </ref>. |
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==Trivia== |
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(Hey! You can actually already find most of these info above!) |
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Did you know that..... |
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* Bonkers' name is Bonkers? |
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* He's a clown? |
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* Bonkers' favourite food is peanut butter-flavoured ]? |
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* He's a distant relative of ]? |
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==Mentions in print and the web== |
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They might not realise it, but they unavoidably mention my name everyday! You will find thousands of results just by typing in "Bonkers the Clown" into the search bar of Google News!<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.google.com.sg/search?q=bonkers+the+clown&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-gb&client=safari#q=bonkers+the+clown&hl=en&client=safari&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=nws&sa=X&ei=1QhxUKK2IYrrrQebkoGAAg&ved=0CAsQ_AUoAw&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=d9d16e16eeb1b1a1&biw=1024&bih=672 |title=bonkers the clown |newspaper=] |accessdate=October 7, 2012 }} </ref> |
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==See also== |
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{{User WWA|User talk:Bonkers The Clown}} |
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==References and notes== |
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