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===Anachronisms=== |
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== The quotes == |
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The big list of quotes should probably be placed in a subpage (such as ]) rather than cluttering up the talk page. ] (]) 22:04, 24 December 2007 (UTC) |
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== What are the odds of some sort of rerelease/PSN/Xbox/Wii Network download? == |
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How can I help you? |
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I've come to see Omitsu... |
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I've come to order pizza. |
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I don't doubt it... |
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*Omitsu* is the eauty of |
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this town. |
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We've got no such thing! |
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I know this isn't the best place to ask, but does anyone know if this is possible? --] (]) 23:22, 16 November 2009 (UTC) |
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Impact: Well, |
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:It would probably only be on the Wii's Virtual Console because it was exclusive to the N64. There are some N64-exclusive games ('']'', '']'') that are on the Xbox Live Arcade and not Virtual Console, but that is only because ], the developer of those games, is owned by Microsoft now. Konami is still independent. ] (]) 15:22, 10 June 2010 (UTC) |
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I have to get going, |
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we're filming a *movie*... |
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Impact: First I have to get |
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to *America*! |
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== FAR step one == |
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Impact: If you need me again, |
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*call me!* |
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For step one for ], I am raising concerns on some issues the article has. The first problem I have is the sourcing. Some of them (EX: Sakekan Game Reviews, 64 Lightland) seem to be unreliable. Another issue is the Length. Primarily the Plot section, which contains unnecessary content like an entire section for the Humor in the game. ] 03:23, 26 December 2012 (UTC) |
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Hmm... |
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The air conditioner is on... |
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and you don't have to ask for |
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things... |
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This is the best place for |
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a quick rest. |
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I hate *airplanes* and |
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that's why I chose to be |
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transferred at the Tourist Center... |
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That was *no* transfer! |
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It was heck of a lot more |
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horrifying than airplanes!! |
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I saw a *fish monster* arise out |
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of the ocean! |
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It looked like a *monster* that |
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would come out in a SFX movie. |
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I hear that *food* is disappearing |
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recently from all over the place. |
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Just the other day, |
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the *foie gras* and *can of caviar* |
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I'd been saving for a special |
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occasion disappeared. Blast it! |
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===Breaking the Fourth Wall=== |
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Gate keeper: That's it for us! |
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If only the title to this game |
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was "*Starring Gate keeper*" |
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rather than "*Starring Goemon*". |
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Then, we'd have a lot more fun! |
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Awww! |
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Gate keeper: We'll |
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just keep standing here |
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until you clear the game. |
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...kinda painful... |
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...kinda depressing... |
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Chuppy loves going for walks! |
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Like now, |
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he'll just keep on walking! |
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(making fun of the way NPCs are programmed to do that) |
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I heard from *Princess Yuki* |
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that something strange is |
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happening at Oedo Castle... |
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I just have to see |
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the *dumplings* running up and down |
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the hallway! |
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(making fun of the monsters) |
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John: The *secret device* is |
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activated by lighting the *torch* |
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of the *red Dharma*, arf... |
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...Hey! |
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Why am I saying something |
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that sounds *important*, arf...? |
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~later~ |
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John: Don't let my appearance |
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deceive you... |
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I was the *first* |
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folk dancing Champion, arf... |
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...Hey! |
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Why am I saying something |
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that is *not important*, arf...? |
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(making fun of NPC speecH) |
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Lily: What are YOU doing here! |
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Dancin': I just thought, |
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since I've only been in |
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a few *scenes*... |
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You have something to ask me? |
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Who is Kihachi? |
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What's Kihachi's favorite food? |
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Well, it's a bit complicated... |
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He was saying something |
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about popping up at the end |
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of the game and running off |
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with the best part! |
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===Surrealist Humor=== |
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That huge *peach* that just came |
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flying... |
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What in the world was that?! |
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Who in the world is going to eat |
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such a huge *peach*! |
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What's the fuss? |
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Everyone's in a tizzy over some |
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Flying Peach... |
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You won't be able to steal my |
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heart using just a Flying Peach! |
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If you're going to dance anyway, |
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dance the *folk dance*. |
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If this place is called |
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the *Hercules Goliath Beetle*... |
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So does that make the folkd ance here |
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the *Hercules Goliath Bettle |
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folk dance*? |
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Edo people aren't too fussy, |
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all we want is a hot bath and |
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a nice bed! |
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**Get to Sleep!** |
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Kihachi loves the *cucumber* |
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made by the *son* of the priest |
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at the *Oolden Temple*... |
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On the other hand, |
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he doesn't like *cockroaches*... |
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Well, I don't know anyone |
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who does! |
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===Jokes in General=== |
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Ebisumaru: *Peach Mountain*? |
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Goemon: Huh! |
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I don't care if we're |
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talking *Peach Mountain* or... |
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Goemon: *Chestnut Mountain*... |
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Goemon: ...or even |
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a *Pear Mountain*. (laughs) |
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~ |
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Narrator: Ever since |
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the *Achilles' heel* |
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was thrown at Benkei... |
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Narrator: Achilles' heel was meant |
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to be the *weak point* of |
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someone. |
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Ebisumaru: There's something fishy |
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about that story... (laughs) |
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I have been studying long and |
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hard about *Turtle Stones*, |
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but there's one thing that's |
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always bothered me. |
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Why are they *Turtle Stones*?! |
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Why not, like, *Rabbit Stones*?! |
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Goemon: That would help |
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tremendously! |
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But, I have no idea how |
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to play the *flute*... |
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Yae: I know how to play |
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the flute. |
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Ebisumaru: Me too! |
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Goemon: Okay then, *Yae*, |
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I'll hand this flute |
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to *you*! |
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Ebisumaru: Why not me?! (laughs) |
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It's *Kompira*! |
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Not *Campari*! |
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Well, that's beside the point, |
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put into the *offertory |
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chest* at the *shrine*! |
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If you do this, |
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you will receive help from *God*! |
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Oh, you've come to |
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ask me again? |
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Okay, one more time. |
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Put into the *chest* at |
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the *shrine*! |
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Then *God* will... |
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Why should I have to repeat myself? |
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Every single day... |
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a *dragon* flies above the village. |
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He makes this really scary |
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"*Gyoow!*" sound, like *my father*. |
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John: The *secret device* is |
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activated by lighting the *torch* |
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of the *red Dharma*, arf... |
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...Hey! |
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Why am I saying something |
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that sounds *important*, arf...? |
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Are you looking for the *dwarfs*? |
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Wel, dwarfs are *small*, |
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so they may be difficult to find... |
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**Look! Loooook!** |
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Right there! |
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That's you're *stepping on*! |
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That's... |
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**My foot!** |
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Goemon: Who are you?! |
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Mystery man: Aha! |
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Mystery man: I'm the *leader* of |
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the *Peach Mountain |
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Shoguns*! |
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Mystery man: In the fresh |
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*spring breeze*, sha, la, la, |
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I come *alive*! La, la... |
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Mystery man: These beautiful |
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visions appear before |
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my eyes, la, la... |
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Mystery man: Yes! |
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Mystery man: I am... you know |
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I am... the one they call... |
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*Spring Breeze* **Dancin'!** |
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Ebisumaru: What an *intro*... |
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Goemon: Hey, you... |
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what's your face, |
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*Dancin'* something or |
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whatever! |
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Goemon: What do you *have up |
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your sleeves*?! |
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Dancin': Up my *sleeves*? |
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Dancin': You mean... |
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like my *armpits*? (laughs) |
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Ebisumaru: We're not talking |
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about that kinda *sleeve*... (Oooh...) |
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Dancin': Pretty sharp, *Antonio*, |
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you caught on to my joke! |
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Ebisumaru: *Antonio*? |
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Who's *Antonio*? |
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Colon: Sir Dancin' will choose |
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a *name* for you himself |
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if he feels it suits |
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the person. |
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Yae: You can't just... (laughs) |
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Dancin': Colon! |
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We're done with this place! |
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Dancin': We've got to prepare for |
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our *next plan*. |
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Return at once! |
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Colon: Yes sir!! |
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Dancin': Bye for now, *Fernandez*! |
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We shall meet again! |
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Goemon: Wait a minute... |
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who's *Fernandez*? (laughs) |
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Ebisumaru: He was looking at *you* |
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when he said it... (laughs) |
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Colon: Remember! |
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I will not let you get |
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in the way of... |
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Colon: Our *Great Stage Plan*! |
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Goemon: What's |
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a *Gorilla Steak Plan*? |
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Colon: That's not what I said! |
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It's the *Great Stage Plan*! |
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Colon: Anyway! Don't come to |
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the *Chugoku Region* |
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no matter what! (laughs) |
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Ebisumaru: Oh no! |
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He's getting away again |
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by *spinning* himself! |
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Yae: Yes... but first... |
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Yae: ...we must focus on getting |
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to the *Chugoku Region*! |
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Goemon: Oh no! Another *weirdo*! |
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I can't believe it... (laughs) |
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Mystery woman: Who are you calling |
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a *weirdo*?! |
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Mystery woman: I don't blame you |
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for calling *Dancin'* |
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a weirdo, but *me*?! |
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Mystery woman: I guess you need |
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to get to know *me* |
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better. |
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Goemon: No... err... not really... (laughs) |
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Ebisumaru: We went through |
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all that trouble to get |
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this far... |
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Ebisumaru: Did *Omitsu* come |
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all this way with |
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those *dumplings*? (laughs) |
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Goemon: Maybe she's a lot tougher |
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and *stronger* than she |
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seems... |
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Gate keeper: The notheast! |
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Metal chest! |
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The notheast! Metal chest! |
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's *Metal chest*! |
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Wait, maybe |
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I am being a bit too obvious. |
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Witch: Hee, hee, hee...! |
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I've been in this for *120* years! |
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All I need to do is look at |
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your face, and I know exactly |
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what you're thinking of! |
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...Ah! |
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There's something! |
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I can see something! |
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Ebisumaru: What? |
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Ebisumaru: is my *fly open*? |
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Witch: |
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*That's not where I'm looking!* (laughs) |
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Dancin': ...*ouch!* (laughs) |
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Dancin': Uh, well, w-why don't |
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you use the *deivce* to get |
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rid of those guys! |
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Dancin': ...*ouch, I say!* |
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Omitsu: But the door's *rigid* and |
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*cannot be opened* easily. |
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Ebisumaru: Then I'll *huff*, |
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and I'll *puff*, |
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and I'll *blow* |
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the door down. (laugh) |
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Sasuke: We've got no time |
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for *dumb jokes*!{laugh) |
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Wise Man: You couldn't be further |
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from the truth! |
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Just look at me, |
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I'm as *healthy* as ever! |
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Goemon: Then *who* was the spirit |
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the *Witch* called for us? (laughs) |
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Yae: Yes, there is something |
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strange about that, |
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but let's not worry |
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about it now. (laughs) |
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Ebisumaru: What's this extra |
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confidence I sense? (laughs) |
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~ |
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Goemon: Whew! |
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What was that... |
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Ebisumaru: I, I can't believe it... |
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Ebisumaru: I don't know... |
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but I think I'm... |
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becoming *a die hard fan*... |
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of *Dancin'* and *Lily*... |
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===Non Sequitur=== |
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The officer's duty is to defend |
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the peace of this town. |
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By the way, I have no job! |
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===Sexual Innuendo=== |
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Officer: Anyone planning to |
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cause trouble... |
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will fall victom to |
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my *Atomic Stick*! |
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Mokubei: *Pipe*? |
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Let me think... |
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well let's see... |
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...YES!! |
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I know! |
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Take this! |
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I'm honoured to hand you my *Pipe*! |
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It attaches to the *block* with |
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the ! |
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Goemon |
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receives the ! |
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With this, it is now possible to |
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attach this to the *Star Mark* and |
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across large gaps! |
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Mokubei: Train yourself well... |
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until the girls cheer for |
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you saying |
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*"Oh my! That Pipe of you have is |
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so fashionable!"* |
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===Awful Puns=== |
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It's *a UFO*! |
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It's *a Flying Peach*! |
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This has got to be |
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the Alien Invasion! |
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I'll bet whoever's riding that UFO |
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is speaking kinda peachy. |
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Chiyomaru: These are the *upper* |
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reaches of Duck Creek, woof! |
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IF you go down the Creek, |
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you'll reach *Midstream*, |
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and then a little further is |
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*Downstream*, woof! |
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Which would mean that since |
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I'm here, I must be up the Creek |
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without a *paddle*!! Woof! |
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~ |
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Whew, I finally got back |
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from the Flake gang's place |
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in Shikoku Region! |
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There's no place like home! |
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So why are you here? |
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Who closed that door? |
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Why were you kidnapped? |
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I've got no idea! |
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Maybe it's because my name is |
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*Dancin Alnite*! |
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~ |
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Goemon: But Wise Man! |
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How do you know?! |
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Wise Man: Ahem! |
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That's because I'm... |
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Wise Man: |
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**The WISE MAN!** |
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~ |
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Dancin': By the way, |
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the word *scenes*... |
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Dancin': Has nothing to do with |
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my name, cuz my name is |
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not *Dan-scene*, la, la...! (Oooh...) |
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~ |
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Kihachi: Try carving the word |
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"*WORLD*" in that piece |
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of rock... |
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Kihachi: And tell me out loud |
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what you have... |
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Ebisumaru: Hey, that's pretty |
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tough, it's no easy task |
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to carve "*WORLD*" on |
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here! |
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Goemon: It's a tough world! (laughs) |
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