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| (Turgle Drurgle IVth.),Ken has also anonymously written several smash Broadway hits, including, "Embryo, where art thous past", loosely based on Shakespear's tragedy "Gargling with Lemmings", which was loosley based on Shakespear's philosophical " Conversations with Amoebas", which was loosly based on Ann Hathaways classic tale, " How didst I marry a Moron". | (Turgle Drurgle IVth.),Ken has also anonymously written several smash Broadway hits, including, "Embryo, where art thous past", loosely based on Shakespear's tragedy "Gargling with Lemmings", which was loosley based on Shakespear's philosophical " Conversations with Amoebas", which was loosly based on Ann Hathaways classic tale, " How didst I marry a Moron". | ||
| His few failures include the flawed comedy he wrote based on the Manson murders, "A pizza for Sharon" and the failed story of the frantic search for the atom," Mother Dixels Chickens". | His few failures include the flawed comedy he wrote based on the Manson murders, "A pizza for Sharon" and the failed story of the frantic search for the discovery atom," Mother Dixels Chickens". | ||
| His ultimate goal is to own his own planet and to assist in the building of a series of horizontal skyscrapers connected by an overhead subway system. | His ultimate goal is to own his own planet and to assist in the building of a series of horizontal skyscrapers connected by an overhead subway system. | ||
| In closing, Ken |
In closing, Ken doesn't have an enemy in the world, but none of his friends like him. | ||
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Ken Fogarty (born in Manchester, England) is a (naturalized) American soccer coach. Fogarty was Head Coach and Technical Director of the Cayman Islands national team from 1993-1994 and from 1996-1998.
Fogarty served as interim head coach of the Kansas City Wizards of Major League Soccer for three games in 1999, until Bob Gansler was appointed successor to Ron Newman.Fogarty served as assistant to Bob Gansler for two seasons in MLS.
Fogarty played professionally for Stockport County at seventeen and also played for the Republic of Ireland in the U-17 European Championships. He was also called up to the full squad for an international match against Poland,but did not play.
Fogarty first came to the United States to play for the Los Angeles Skyhawks of the American Soccer League in 1976, the year they won the A.S.L. Championship. He returned to England to play for Stockport County until returning to the U.S. in 1979 to play for the Ft. Lauderdale Strikers of the North American Soccer League. (1979-1983) He moved with the franchise to Minnesota where the Stikers played the final season of the N.A.S.L and then continued to play indoor soccer with the MISL. Fogarty also played for St. Louis (1984)and Baltimore (1985) of the MISL.
He also played for and was Head Coach of the Tampa Bay Rowdies of the American Soccer League from 1989-1993. Ken is currently the boys Director of Coaching for the Eclipse Soccer Club in Sugar Land, Houston. (Eclipsesoccerclub.com). He is also President of Global Soccer International, a tour company offering professional soccer tours to Europe and South America for the club and college soccer player.(Globalsoccerint.com)
Fogarty is currently residing under a freeway in Houston. What little leisure time he has left is spent mastering the art of "cat juggling", and performing Joyce's classic "Ulysesses" in mime for the visually impaired criminally insane,who respond by miming their applause, and who then enter into violent fits of anger and destruction.
He is also perfecting a unique dance routine (based on the one legged "hopping" technique of the Iraquio tribe of S.America), in the hope of finally being selected, after years of being ignored, for the Chippendale dance group (senior troupe),as he approaches his fifty second year.Sadly,whenever he steps on a dance floor, people check him for his medical alert bracelet. Rythm is his nemisis.
Writing under his secret pen name, which he guards with his life, (Turgle Drurgle IVth.),Ken has also anonymously written several smash Broadway hits, including, "Embryo, where art thous past", loosely based on Shakespear's tragedy "Gargling with Lemmings", which was loosley based on Shakespear's philosophical " Conversations with Amoebas", which was loosly based on Ann Hathaways classic tale, " How didst I marry a Moron".
His few failures include the flawed comedy he wrote based on the Manson murders, "A pizza for Sharon" and the failed story of the frantic search for the discovery atom," Mother Dixels Chickens".
His ultimate goal is to own his own planet and to assist in the building of a series of horizontal skyscrapers connected by an overhead subway system.
In closing, Ken doesn't have an enemy in the world, but none of his friends like him.
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