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| | name = Lindsay Lohan | |||
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| | caption = Lindsay Lohan at Calvin Klein Spring 2007 Fashion Show afterparty | |||
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| | birthname = Lindsay Dee Lohan | |||
| | othername = Lindsay Morgan Lohan | |||
| | homepage = <br /> | |||
| | notable role = '']'' (1998)<br />'']'' (2003)<br />'']'' (2004)<br />'']'' (2006)<br />'']'' (2006) | |||
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| '''Lindsay Dee Lohan'''<ref name="llrocks">{{cite web | publisher=llrocks.com | title=Lindsay's Biography | url=http://www.llrocks.com/index.php?a=bio.html&b=blank.html | accessdate=27 January | accessyear=2006}}</ref> (born ] ]) is an ] ] and ] ]. Lohan started in ] as a ] for ] ] and ]. At age ten, she began her acting career in a ]; at eleven, she made her motion picture debut by playing both twins in ]'s 1998 remake of '']''. Lohan's breakout role as a ] came six years later with 2004's '']'', which shone the media spotlight on her professional and personal lives—including her ] and her parents' marital and legal struggles. | |||
| As an adult, Lohan began to take on more varied roles and projects, including ]'s final film, '']''. While filming '']'' in 2004, Lohan launched her career in music, recording and releasing her first studio album, '']''; her second album, '']'', was released in 2005. | |||
| ==Biography and career== | |||
| ===Background=== | |||
| Lindsay Lohan was born in ] and grew up in ] and ] on ] in ]. She is the eldest child of Michael and Dina (] Sullivan) Lohan, both former actors. She has three younger siblings: brother Michael had a role as "Lost Boy at Camp" in '']'' (1998), sister ] is an aspiring model and actress, and brother Dakota (Cody) has modeled fashions. Lohan is of ] and ] heritage and was raised ].<ref name="wills">{{cite web | publisher=tiscali.co.uk | title=Lindsay Lohan Biography | author=Dominic Wills | url=http://www.tiscali.co.uk/entertainment/film/biographies/lindsay_lohan_biog.html | accessdate=27 February | accessyear=2006}}</ref> She originally pronounced her name '''{{IPA|ˈləʊhæn}}''' but later settled on '''{{IPA|ˈləʊən}}'''; in 2005, Lohan explained to a '']'' audience that she had decided to use '''Morgan''' as her middle name because it sounded more professional. | |||
| Lohan's family was financially comfortable from its inception; her father had inherited his family's pasta business, which he later sold to trade in ] (briefly becoming President of New York Futures Traders).<ref name="wealth">{{cite web | publisher=pqarchiver.com | title=Plenty of dramatics in young star's family, Dad's in and out and back in jail | author=Samuel Bruchey and Jennifer Smith | url=http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/newsday/access/799108291.html?dids=799108291:799108291&FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS:FT&date=Feb+27%2C+2005&author=SAMUEL+BRUCHEY+AND+JENNIFER+SMITH.+STAFF+WRITERS%2C+Staff+writer+Rebecca+O%27Halloran+contributed+to+this+story.&pub=Newsday&edition=Combined+editions&startpage=A.14&desc=Plenty+of+dramatics+in+young+star%27s+family%2C+Dad%27s+in+and+out+and+back+in+jail | accessdate=3 July | accessyear=2006}}</ref> More recently, he worked as an investment banker, securing funding for independent films. Lohan's mother, a former ] at ], was a ] analyst before becoming her daughter's manager.<ref name="llrocks" /> Despite the family's wealth, Lohan—when she wasn't tutored on film sets—attended public schools on Long Island until just before her high school graduation, finishing her studies at home.<ref name="rising">{{cite web | publisher=findarticles.com | title=Lindsay Lohan: One of the movies' biggest rising stars goes on the record | author=Lynda Obst | url=http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1285/is_5_34/ai_n6041484 | accessmonthday=June| accessyear=2004}}</ref> | |||
| Like most ], Lohan and her family have endured public scrutiny of their private lives. It was revealed in 2004 that Michael Lohan had spent much of his daughter's preteen years in prison for ].<ref name="michael_01">{{cite web | publisher=Rolling Stone | author=Mark Binelli | title=Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen | url=http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/6388250/confessions_of_a_teenage_drama_queen/ | accessdate=19 August | accessyear=2004}}</ref> In 2005, he was sent back to prison for "aggravated unlicensed driving" and attempted assault.<ref name="michael_02">{{cite web | publisher=Fox News Network | title=Lindsay Lohan's Dad Gets Prison Sentence | url=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,157984,00.html | accessdate=3 July | accessyear=2006}}</ref> Later that year, Lohan's parents settled their divorce case; her mother's attorney said, "Dina and the children are delighted that this chapter in their lives is finally over", while her father (through his lawyer) said, " look forward to the opportunity to rebuild my relationship with my children."<ref name="divorce">{{cite web | publisher=sfgate.com | title=Lohan's Parents Reach Divorce Settlement | url=http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=2158 | accessdate=13 December | accessyear=2005}}</ref> | |||
| In 2004, Lohan shared an apartment in the ], area with actress ]. The following year, she bought a home in ] while still spending much of her time at her family's home in New York. She has dated actor ] and ] restaurateur ].<ref name="morton">{{cite web | author=Associated Press | publisher=newsday.com | title=Lohan, Morton on a break | url=http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/ny-etlind0928,0,4008064.story?track=rss | accessdate=29 September | accessyear=2006}}</ref> | |||
| ===Early work=== | |||
| ]'']] | |||
| Lohan began her career with ] at age three and, at a time when blue-eyed blondes were in highest demand, the freckle-faced, auburn-haired child found little work as a ].<ref name="modeling">{{cite visual | crew=Lohan, Lindsay (subject) | date=2004 | title= | medium=TV-Documentary | location=USA | distributor=MTV }}</ref> She persisted, and eventually appeared in more than 100 print ads for ].<ref name="soapmag">{{Cite journal | author=Anne Marie Allocca | title="Mother/Daughter Act" | journal=Soap Opera Magazine | year=January 1997 }}</ref> She also modeled for ] Kids (usually with siblings Michael and Ali) and ]. Through young adulthood, Lohan was featured in such diverse magazines as '']'', '']'', '']'' (]), ''Хай Клуб'' (''High Club'', ]), and ''Blenda'' (]). | |||
| Lohan's first auditions for television work did not go well; by the time she tried out for a ] commercial, she told her mother that she would give up if she did not get the job.<ref name="modeling" /> She was hired, and Lohan went on to appear in over 60 commercials, including a ] pudding spot with ]. Her ad work led to roles in soap operas, and she was already considered a show-business veteran<ref name="soapmag" /> in 1996 when she landed the role of Alexandra "Alli" Fowler on '']'', "where she delivered more dialogue than any other ten-year-old in daytime serials" of the time.<ref name="filmbug">{{cite web | publisher=filmbug.com | title=Lindsay Lohan at Filmbug UK | url=http://www.filmbug.co.uk/db/2176 | accessdate=22 January | accessyear=2006}}</ref> | |||
| ]'' (1998)]] | |||
| Lohan gave up ''Another World'' for the big screen when director ] cast her as estranged twin sisters who try to reunite their long-divorced parents (] and ]) in ''The Parent Trap'' (1998). Hired in 1997 at age 10, Lohan was 11 when filming began in ] and ] (in ] and the ]). "I left school for eight months," she said. "When I came back, my friends , 'Where'd you go?' I said, 'My family and I went on a long vacation.' Then the movie came out, and they were, like, 'Um, Lindsay? That's you in ''Parent Trap'',' and I said, 'Oh, yeah. I also did this movie while we were gone.'"<ref name="michael_01" /> ''Trap'' was well-received for a family comedy, bringing in ]92 million worldwide.<ref name="tptbox">{{cite web | publisher=boxofficemojo.com | title=Box Office Mojo: ''The Parent Trap | url=http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=theparenttrap98.htm | accessdate=29 January | accessyear=2006}}</ref> Film critic ] found Lohan's dual performances so forceful "that she seems to have been taking shy violet lessons from ]."<ref name="maslin">{{cite web | publisher=nytimes.com | title=Janet Maslin:''The Parent Trap: ''Sisters, Sisters, So Cute and So Well-Dressed | url=http://www.nytimes.com/library/film/072998parent-film-review.html | accessdate=29 July | accessyear=1998}}</ref> Critic ] called Lohan "the soul of this film as much as ] was of the original, and … she is more adept than her predecessor at creating two distinct personalities".<ref name="turan">{{cite web | publisher=calendarlive.com | title=Kenneth Turan:'' The Parent Trap | url=http://www.calendarlive.com/movies/reviews/cl-movie980728-1,0,7316867.story | accessdate=29 July | accessyear=1998}}</ref> | |||
| Signed by Disney to a three-film contract, Lohan was offered the role of Penny in '']'' but, after seven months' work on ''The Parent Trap'', she turned it down.<ref name="llrocks" /> Later, she starred in two original television movies, '']'' (2000) (with ]) and '']'' (2002). She also played ]'s daughter in the first episode of the short-lived series, ''Bette'' (2000), but Lohan—then 14—quit when the production moved from New York to Los Angeles. In 2001, she hosted the ] commercial series commemorating ]'s 100th birthday during a rebroadcast of ''The Parent Trap''. | |||
| Following a brief hiatus, Lohan attended her first-ever film audition and won the lead teen role in another Disney remake; '']'' (2003) starred ] and Lohan as a mother and daughter trapped in the other's body. Critic ] praised Lohan's "] sort of seriousness and intent focus beneath her teenage persona,"<ref name="ebert">{{cite web | publisher=rogerebert.suntimes.com | title=Roger Ebert:'' Freaky Friday ''review | url=http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20030806/REVIEWS/308060301/1023 | accessdate=6 August | accessyear=2003}}</ref> while Carrie Rickey—who panned the film—called her performance "unpredictable and inspired."<ref name="rickey">{{cite web | publisher=ae.philly.com | title=Carrie Rickey: Mother-daughter switcheroo is a doubt-of-body experience | url=http://ae.philly.com/entertainment/ui/philly/movie.html?id=77893&reviewId=12786 | accessdate=6 August | accessyear=2003}}</ref> Through 2005, ''Friday'' was Lohan's biggest commercial film success, earning US$160 million worldwide.<ref name="ffbox">{{cite web | publisher=boxofficeguru.com | title=Weekend Box Office, September 12 - 14, 2003 | url=http://www.boxofficeguru.com/091503.htm | accessdate=15 September | accessyear=2003}}</ref> | |||
| Actor/] ] considered Lohan a sufficient ratings draw in December 2003 to feature her in the second-season finale of '']'', his ] ] that plays practical jokes on celebrities (the episode was widely reported as the end of the series—also a practical joke).<ref name="punk'd">{{cite web | publisher=cbsnews.com | title=CBS News: Kutcher Back For More <nowiki>'</nowiki>Punking<nowiki>'</nowiki> | url=http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/04/01/entertainment/main609892.shtml | accessdate=1 April | accessyear=2004}}</ref> Eleven months later, Lohan appeared on '']'' opposite Kutcher and her then-boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama. | |||
| ===Breakout role=== | |||
| ]'']] | |||
| Lohan was given the lead in two films, '']'' (her first feature that was not a remake) and ]'s '']'', both released in 2004. ''Drama Queen'' was a moderate success at the box office, grossing about US$30 million, but was a failure with critics. "Though still a promising star," Robert K. Elder wrote, "Lohan will have to do a little penance before she's forgiven for ''Confessions''."<ref name="tdq_review">{{cite web | publisher=metromix.com | title=Robert K. Elder: Little to Forgive in'' Confessions | url=http://metromix.chicagotribune.com/movies/chi-0402190480feb20,0,2881994.story | accessdate=27 January | accessyear=2006}}</ref> That "penance" came with ''Mean Girls'', her first ] (and first non-Disney) film; her breakout lead performance<ref name="breakout">{{cite web | publisher=teenpeople.com | title=Teen Choice Awards: The Winners | url=http://www.teenpeople.com/teenpeople/teenchoice/wednesday.html | accessdate=19 February | accessyear=2006}}</ref> pushed the critical and commercial hit to grosses of over US$86 million domestically and US$128 million worldwide, "cementing her status as the new teen movie queen," wrote Brandon Gray.<ref name="mgbox">{{cite web | publisher=boxofficemojo.com | title=Brandon Gray:'' Mean Girls' ''Surprisingly Nice $24.4M Weekend | url=http://www.boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=1325&p=.htm | accessdate=3 May | accessyear=2004}}</ref> "Lohan dazzles us once more," said Steve Rhodes. "The smartly written script is a perfect match for her intelligent brand of comedy."<ref name="rhodes">{{cite web | publisher=rottentomatoes.com | title=Internet Reviews:'' Mean Girls | url=http://www.rottentomatoes.com/click/movie-1131931/reviews.php?critic=columns&sortby=default&page=7&rid=1275643 | accessdate=29 January | accessyear=2006}}</ref> | |||
| ''Mean Girls'' was scripted by ] and featured several alumni of '']''; Lohan was asked to host the show three times, in 2004, 2005, and 2006. | |||
| Lohan returned to Disney for '']'' (2005), the fifth film in the long-dormant '']'' series. Her rising popularity allowed her to choose from a wider variety of projects and, at age 19, Lohan felt ''Herbie'' would help her make the transition into more grown-up roles.<ref name="rising" /> "In most of my other films, I was in high school," she said. "Here, just out of college. It's nice to be able to do something that I think will be acceptable to the fan base I've accumulated from my Disney movies, but subconsciously they'll see me getting older and maturing."<ref name="transition">{{cite web | publisher=sfgate.com | title=Lohan's Maturing: Mind, Body, Roles | url=http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/06/19/PKGIOD5RVA1.DTL&type=printable | accessdate=19 June | accessyear=2005}}</ref> ''Fully Loaded'' did well at the box office, earning more in international release than in the United States.<ref name="hflbox">{{cite web | publisher=boxofficemojo.com | title=Box Office Mojo:'' Herbie: Fully Loaded ''(2005) | url=http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=herbie05.htm | accessdate=25 January | accessyear=2006}}</ref> | |||
| Her next film in wide release, '']'', opened in May 2006 to poor reviews and earned only $33 million worldwide.<ref name="jmlbox">{{cite web | publisher=boxofficemojo.com | title=Box Office Mojo:'' Just My Luck ''(2006) | url=http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=justmyluck.htm | accessdate=14 June | accessyear=2006}}</ref> The following month, '']''—an ensemble film directed by Robert Altman—fared better, debuting at #7 in limited release and ending its run with nearly $US20 million in domestic box-office receipts.<ref name="aphcbox">{{cite web | publisher=boxofficemojo.com | title=Box Office Mojo:'' A Prairie Home Companion ''(2006) | url=http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=prairiehomecompanion.htm | accessdate=11 August | accessyear=2006}}</ref> "Lohan rises to the occasion," wrote ], "delivering a rock-the-house version of ']'."<ref name="aphcreview">{{cite web | publisher=rollingstone.com | title=Rolling Stone:'' A Prairie Home Companion'': Review | url=http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/movie/_/id/9200812/rid/10466862/ | accessdate=14 June | accessyear=2006}}</ref> Lohan completed filming the independent ] film, '']'', opposite ], in December 2005; the film débuted at the ] on ] ], and was released in theaters on ], ]. '']'' with ] began filming in New York on ], ], and had wrapped by March. | |||
| Three new projects were announced in April 2006; Lohan will play a girl molested by her stepfather in '']'' opposite ] and ] (filming began in June), and a speech assistant to ] in '']''<ref name="newfilms">a. . mtv.com. Retrieved on ] ]. b. . comingsoon.net. Retrieved on ] ].</ref> (she also was set to portray the friend of a rebellious teenage boy in the comedy '']'', but dropped out).<ref name="billout">{{cite web | publisher=hollywoodreporter.com | title=Alba, Banks fill GreeneStreet's'' Bill ''(Tatiana Siegel) | url=http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr/film/brief_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1002614524 | accessdate=2 July | accessyear=2006}}</ref> In May, Lohan joined ] and ] as the announced stars of the film adaptation of Oscar Wilde's '']''.<ref name="AWoNI">{{cite web | publisher=comingsoon.net | title=Bening, Lohan and Bean of'' Importance ''(from'' Variety'') | url=http://comingsoon.net/news/indietopnews.php?id=14638 | accessdate=22 May | accessyear=2006}}</ref> MTV News announced in October that she was signed to play opposite ] in '']''.<ref name="besttime">{{cite web | publisher=mtv.com | title=Lindsay Lohan To Become A Mom, Flirt With Keira Knightley In Flick | url=http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1543148/20061013/index.jhtml | accessdate=14 October | accessyear=2006}}</ref> Lohan also is set to take part in '']''<ref name="killed">{{cite web | publisher=comingsoon.net | title=Lindsay Lohan's Next is'' I Know Who Killed Me ''(from'' Production weekly'') | url=http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=17403 | accessdate=6 October | accessyear=2006}}</ref> and ''The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond''.<ref name="teardrop">{{cite web | publisher=reuters.com | title=Obscure'' Diamond ''sparkles for Lindsay Lohan | url=http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyID=2006-11-06T121013Z_01_N06132233_RTRUKOC_0_US-LOHAN.xml&WTmodLoc=NewsHome-C3-entertainmentNews-2 | accessdate=6 October | accessyear=2006}}</ref> | |||
| ===Music=== | |||
| Hoping to become a "triple threat" (actor/model/singer) like her idol, ], Lohan began by showcasing her singing talents through her films.<ref name="insider">{{cite web | publisher=insider.tv.yahoo.com | title=The INSIDER Online: Lindsay 'Speaks' on Partying and 'Rumors' | url=http://insider.tv.yahoo.com/celeb/1467/ | accessdate=23 November | accessyear=2004}}</ref> For the ], she sang the closing theme, "Ultimate"; she also recorded four songs for the ]. | |||
| ]'']] | |||
| Producer ] signed Lohan to a five-album production deal in 2002. "The minute I heard her sing, I knew she was gifted," he said, "and has an incredible ability to connect with her audience. I am very excited to be working with her." Lohan—who said she was "extremely excited"—added, "I am surrounded by a group of very talented people."<ref name="estefan">{{cite web | publisher=findarticles.com | title=Business Wire: Emilio Estefan, Jr., Signs Lindsay Lohan | url=http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0EIN/is_2002_Sept_25/ai_92044377 | accessdate=5 December | accessyear=2004}}</ref> Two years later, Lohan signed a recording contract with ], headed by "]-maker" ]. Her début album, ''Speak'', was released in December 2004, and peaked at number four on the ]. By early 2005, it was certified ]. Though primarily a ] album, ''Speak'' was introduced with the single "]", described by '']'' as "a bass-heavy, angry club anthem".<ref name="rumors">{{cite web | publisher=rollingstone.com | title=Lindsay Lohan: Rumors | url=http://www.rollingstone.com/artists/lindsaylohan/albums/album/6490352/rid/6507507 | accessdate=27 January | accessyear=2006}}</ref> Its sexually suggestive video reached number one on MTV's '']'' and was nominated for ] at the 2005 ]. "Rumors" eventually earned a Gold certification. | |||
| "ith just two hit films under her belt", wrote Stephen Thomas Erlewine of '']'', "Lohan decided it was time to turn into a multimedia, cross-platform ''star'' ... and so ''Speak'' was recorded quickly and rushed into the stores". He called her music "a blend of old-fashioned, ]-styled dance-pop and the anthemic, arena rock sound pioneered by fellow tween stars ] and ]. Lohan stands apart from the pack with her party-ready attitude and her husky voice".<ref name="erlewine">{{cite web | publisher=livedaily.com | title=All Music guide:'' Speak ''by Lindsay Lohan | url=http://www.livedaily.com/artists/discography/album/R%20%20%20719491.html | accessdate=28 January | accessyear=2006}}</ref> | |||
| In December 2005, her second album, '']'', débuted at number 20 on the Billboard 200 chart, but fell under the top 100 within six weeks. Reviews were unfavorable; critics wondered why an album in which Lohan poured out her heart came across instead as a "slick pop production."<ref name="goldmark">{{cite web | publisher=commonsensemedia.org | title=Common Sense Review:'' A Little More Personal (Raw) | url=http://www.commonsensemedia.org/reviews/review.php?id=4715&type=Music | accessdate=28 January | accessyear=2006}}</ref> '']'' magazine called it "contrived ... for all the so-called weighty subject matter, there's not much meat on these bones."<ref name="slant">{{cite web | publisher=slantmagazine.com | title=Slant magazine: Music Review:'' A Little More Personal (Raw) | url=http://www.slantmagazine.com/music/music_review.asp?ID=697 | accessdate=29 January | accessyear=2006}}</ref> Still, ''A Little More Personal (Raw)'' was certified Gold on ], ]. The music video for the album's first single, "]"—directed by Lohan and featuring the acting début of her sister, Ali—was a dramatization of the pain Lohan says her family has suffered at the hands of her father.<ref name="coabh_video">{{cite web | publisher=billboard.com | title=Billboard: Lohan Puts "Heart" into Second Album | url=http://www.billboard.com/bb/daily/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1001219529 | accessdate=30 September | accessyear=2005}}</ref> She said "It's kind of offensive" but "I hope he sees the positive side of the video rather than the negative." | |||
| ] moved Lohan from Casablanca to ] in February 2006.<ref name="motown">{{cite web | publisher=billboard.com | title=Melinda Newman,'' Billboard'': Universal Motown Splits in Two | url=http://billboardradiomonitor.com/radiomonitor/news/business/top_news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1002073787&imw=Y | accessdate=3 August | accessyear=2006}}</ref> In March, she told '']'' magazine that she was writing lyrics for her third album, which she called "a little different the last one".<ref name="album3">{{cite web | publisher=movies.yahoo.com | title=Mark Umbach,'' FilmStew.com'': Lohan the one for'' Wonder Woman''? | url=http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/fs/20060323/114313954600.html | accessdate=3 August | accessyear=2006}}</ref> The November 2006 edition of '']'' reported a Christmas, 2006, release, but it was pushed forward. | |||
| ===Media spotlight=== | |||
| Lohan became a regular subject of tabloid media after reports of a ] with Hilary<!-- EDITORS: already wikilinked in Music section. --> Duff in 2003 over their relationships with singer ]. Lohan and Duff both later said there was no "feud". Lohan was 17 when she moved in with Valderrama in early 2004, and their breakup that November made the gossip columns; numerous romantic rumors followed, forcing actors such as ] to refer to their relationships with Lohan as "purely professional."<ref name="willis">{{cite web | publisher=femalefirst.co.uk | title=Lindsay Lohan denies canoodling with Bruce Willis | url=http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/29272004.htm | accessdate=11 March | accessyear=2005}}</ref> Lohan was also portrayed as a "party girl" who frequented clubs with ] and ] and ], among others ("people , 'Oh, she goes out and she parties,'" Lohan said. "No, we are just going out and having fun."),<ref name="insider" /> while accidental exposures to ] brought repeated rumors of ] ("they're real though," she asserted).<ref name="breasts">{{cite web | publisher=msnbc.msn.com | title=Associated Press: Lindsay Lohan on breasts, break-up | url=http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6680479/ | accessdate=8 December | accessyear=2004}}</ref> Lohan later lampooned the various rumors on ''Saturday Night Live''. | |||
| ]'']] | |||
| Lohan's three ]s in 2005 made headlines. The first was a minor rear-ender, though the victims later threatened to sue her.<ref name="rearend">{{cite web | publisher=abc4.com | title=Lindsay Lohan Sued Over Car Accident | url=http://www.abc4.com/entertainment/music/story.aspx?content_id=18DCE780-080A-439A-94F9-1C4A163017FD | accessdate=3 February | accessyear=2005}}</ref> She suffered minor injuries when a paparazzo who was following her for a photograph hit her car (police called the crash intentional, but prosecutors said there was not enough evidence to file criminal charges).<ref name="paparazzo_01">{{cite web | publisher=newsday.com | title=Photog Gets Break after Lohan Crash | url=http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/news/ny-flashtwo4569547dec30,0,6838959.story | accessdate=30 December | accessyear=2005}}</ref> Lohan also struck a van in West Hollywood; police ruled that the van's driver made an illegal ].<ref name="paparazzo_02">{{cite web | publisher=abcnews.com | title=Cops: Paparazzi Had No Role in Lohan Crash | url=http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=1187192&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312 | accessdate=5 October | accessyear=2005}}</ref> When ] named Lohan "Big 'It' Girl" for its '''Big' in '05 Awards'' in December, it was, Lohan quipped, "because being Big in '05 means getting in three car crashes in one year, people!"<ref name="big_in_05">{{cite web | publisher=etonline.com | title=Celebrities: 'Big' in 2005 | url=http://et.tv.yahoo.com/celebrities/13258/ | accessdate=5 December | accessyear=2005}}</ref> | |||
| Lindsay Lohan was the first living person to have a "] Goes Hollywood" ] released by ] (in 2005). She also voiced herself in the direct-to-DVD feature film based on the dolls.<ref name="doll">{{cite web | author=Larry Carroll | publisher=vh1.com | title=Lohan Still A Redhead On Toy-Store Shelves, In Cartoons | url=http://www.vh1.com/movies/news/articles/1507565/08122005/story.jhtml | accessdate=3 December | accessyear=2006}}</ref> | |||
| Lohan was interviewed for the March 2006 issue of '']'' magazine; she said she hoped to be taken seriously as an actress, adding, "I hate it when people call me a teen queen." She addressed the numerous romantic rumors ("I know now that I don't need a boyfriend.") and her weight loss ("I will say that I went through a phase. I lost weight when I was in the hospital, and then I wanted to keep it off."). Lohan says 2005 "felt like five lifetimes because I've grown up a lot".<ref name="allure">{{cite web | publisher=usatoday.com | title=Lindsay Lohan: Don't Call Me a Teen Queen | url=http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-02-21-lohan-allure-interview_x.htm | accessdate=3 July | accessyear=2006}}</ref> | |||
| According to court documents published in August 2006, Lohan's mother was sued for fraud by two men who claim they helped produce half of the songs for the ''Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen'' soundtrack. The documents outline a claim filed in Nevada and a request "to take a deposition outside the State of Nevada of Lohan, who resides in the State of California."<ref name="dinasuit">{{cite web | publisher=tmz.com | title=In the Zone: Lindsay To Be Questioned in Mom's Fraud Lawsuit | url=http://www.tmz.com/2006/08/01/lindsay-to-be-questioned-in-moms-fraud-lawsuit/ | accessdate=30 July | accessyear=2006}}</ref> | |||
| Lohan was voted #10 on the list of "100 Sexiest Women" by readers of '']''. All of the top ten—except Paris Hilton—gained fame as actresses, including ] and ].<ref name="FHM">{{cite web | publisher=USAToday.com | title=Jolie sizzles atop ''FHM'' sexiest list | url=http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2005-03-23-fhm-sexiest-women_x.htm?POE=LIFISVA | accessdate=29 September | accessyear=2006}}</ref> | |||
| The death in 2006 of ''A Prairie Home Companion'' director Robert Altman hit Lohan hard, according to a condolence letter she sent to his family. The letter drew widespread criticism for being incoherent and laden with spelling and grammatical errors <ref name="the-independent-altman">{{cite web | publisher='']'' | title= Lohan offers words of condolence to Altman's family: 'Be adequite' | url=http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/article2023859.ece | accessdate=15 January | accessyear=2007}}</ref>; publicist Leslie Sloane said journalists were wrong to criticize a note "from the heart" that was composed on her ].<ref name="adequite-publicist">{{cite web | publisher=MSNBC.com | title= Lindsay Lohan’s publicist fires back at media | url=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15977845/ | accessdate=15 January | accessyear=2007}}</ref> | |||
| ===Health issues=== | |||
| In July 2005, she participated in the Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids, an effort to help prevent teenagers from smoking cigarettes and to help current smokers quit.<ref name="smoke1">{{cite web | publisher=clarionledger.com | title=Celebs Help Nix Nicotine with Signatures | url=http://www.clarionledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050714/FEAT05/507140345/1023 | accessdate=11 March | accessyear=2006}}</ref> Lohan, who began smoking in 2004, was also trying to break the habit as of early 2006.<ref name="smoke2">{{cite web | publisher=PRNewswire | title=Lindsay Lohan's Mom Dina Talks One-On-One With E! News | url=http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/060119/lath086.html?.v=38 | accessdate=11 March | accessyear=2006}}</ref> | |||
| Lohan exhibited dramatic weight loss during 2005, which she attributed to "old-school working out."<ref name="thin">{{cite web | publisher=abcnews.com | title=ABC News: Lohan Looks Startlingly Thin in Photos | url=http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=771261 | accessdate=19 May | accessyear=2005}}</ref> Later, Lohan admitted that she "nearly died"<ref name="femalefirst_01">{{cite web | publisher=femalefirst.co.uk | title=Lindsay Lohan Hospitalised Amid Weight Loss Fears | url=http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/68022004.htm | accessdate=26 October | accessyear=2005}}</ref> and said, "I'm working out with a trainer and eating healthily. I want my boobs back."<ref name="femalefirst_02">{{cite web | publisher=femalefirst.co.uk | title=Lindsay Lohan's Weight Gain Trainer | url=http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/53792004.htm | accessdate=3 August | accessyear=2005}}</ref> Lohan spent about two days at a ], hospital after suffering a serious ] attack in January 2006.<ref name="asthma">{{cite web | publisher=today.reuters.com | title=Lindsay Lohan in Hospital After Asthma Attack | url=http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyid=2006-01-03T235021Z_01_KNE977932_RTRUKOC_0_US-LOHAN.xml | accessdate=3 January | accessyear=2006}}</ref> That same week, '']'' released an interview in which Lohan admitted using drugs "a little" (she denied ever using ], calling it a "sore subject"). The article said she had recovered from "] episodes", and that her 2005 hospitalization was for "a swollen liver and kidney infection".<ref name="vf1">{{cite web | publisher=news.yahoo.com | title=Reuters: Lindsay Lohan Admits Drug Use, Bulimia Battle | url=http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060104/people_nm/lohan_dc_3 | accessdate=4 January | accessyear=2006}}</ref> Lohan later said she was "appalled" that her words were "misused and misconstrued" for the article; the magazine replied, "Every word on ]. ''Vanity Fair'' stands by the story."<ref name="vf2">{{cite web | publisher=nynewsday.com | title=Lindsay Lohan Says She's 'Appalled' by ''Vanity Fair'' Article | url=http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-01-10-lohan-vanity-fair_x.htm?POE=LIFISVA | accessdate=10 January | accessyear=2006}}</ref> | |||
| In July 2006, Lohan was taken to a hospital while shooting ''Georgia Rule,'' complaining that she was "overheated and dehydrated"; ] CEO James G. Robinson had a letter delivered to Lohan in which he accused her of "all night heavy partying" and making up "bogus excuses", and threatened to take action to recover any "monetary damages".<ref name="MCPletter">{{cite web | publisher=abcnews.go.com | title=ABCNews.com: Studio Blasts Club-Hopping Lohan for 'Bogus Excuses' | url=http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=2248955&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312 | accessdate=28 July | accessyear=2006}}</ref> Her mother later appeared on '']'' to refute the accusation, saying her asthmatic daughter was working in 105-degree heat and calling Robinson's letter "way out of line."<ref name="DinaAH">{{cite web | publisher=accesshollywood.com |title=Access Exclusive: Dina Lohan Defends Lindsay | url=http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/ah1064.shtml | accessdate=30 July | accessyear=2006}}</ref> | |||
| '']'' wrote in December 2006 that Lohan had been attending ] meetings in Los Angeles for a year, but she told the magazine that she hadn't gone public because "it's no one's business. That's why it's anonymous!" She said she had been going to clubs between film projects to get partying "out of my system, I was going out too much and I knew that, and I have more to live for than that."<ref name="AA">{{cite web | publisher=Associated Press via news.yahoo.com | title=Lohan says she's attending AA meetings | url=http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061212/ap_en_ce/people_lindsay_lohan_11 | accessdate=12 December | accessyear=2006}}</ref> The following month, Lohan entered ] at an undisclosed location "to take care of my personal health," asking that the media "please respect my privacy at this time."<ref name="rehab">{{cite web | publisher=Associated Press via dailynews.com |title=Lindsay Lohan checks into rehab | url=http://www.dailynews.com/gossip/ci_5031589 | accessdate=17 January | accessyear=2006}}</ref> | |||
| Lohan's representative told ''People'' that the actress had undergone an ] on January 4, 2007.<ref name="appendix">{{cite web | publisher=people.com |title=Appendix Surgery for Lindsay Lohan | url=http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20006632,00.html | accessdate=8 January | accessyear=2006}}</ref> TMZ.com reported that she was videotaped the following day, trying to avoid photographers after she walked out of the hospital.<ref name="healed">{{cite web | publisher=tmz.com |title=Lohan Healed! It's a Miracle! | url=http://www.tmz.com/2007/01/05/lohan-healed-its-a-miracle/ | accessdate=18 January | accessyear=2006}}</ref> | |||
| ==Filmography== | |||
| ===Films=== | |||
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| |Caitlin Thomas | |||
| |Filming scheduled Spring 2007 | |||
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| |''The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond'' | |||
| |Fisher Willow | |||
| |Filming scheduled April 2007 | |||
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| ===Television=== | |||
| <!-- EDITORS: DO NOT ADD "Blossom", this is false information from some fan sites. --> | |||
| * '']'' - ]–] | |||
| * '']'' (]–]) (appeared ], ], in ] only)<!-- SOURCE: http://www.tv.com/bette/show/16/episode_guide.html --> | |||
| * '']'' - one episode, ], ] (see above)<!-- SOURCE: http://www.tv.com/punkd/show/17441/episode_guide.html&season=2 --> | |||
| * '']'' - Host, ], ]<!-- SOURCE: http://www.tv.com/saturday-night-live/show/365/episode_guide.html&season=29 --> | |||
| * '']'' - Host, ], ] | |||
| * '']'' - "Mother's Little Helper" episode, ], ]<!-- SOURCE: http://www.tv.com/that-70s-show/show/246/episode_guide.html&season=7 --> | |||
| * ''Saturday Night Live'' - Cameo for '']'', ], ]<!-- SOURCE: http://www.tv.com/colin-farrell-scissor-sisters/episode/378470/summary.html --> | |||
| * ''Saturday Night Live'' - Host of the season finale, ], ]<!-- SOURCE: http://www.tv.com/saturday-night-live/show/365/episode_guide.html&season=30 --> | |||
| * ''Saturday Night Live'' - Host, ], ]<!-- SOURCE: http://www.tv.com/saturday-night-live/show/365/episode_guide.html&season=31 --> | |||
| * ''2006 World Music Awards'' - Host, November 2006 | |||
| ==Discography== | |||
| {{main|Lindsay Lohan discography}} | |||
| ===Albums===<!-- NO CHARTING DATA, please. See note below. --> | |||
| *'']'' (2004) | |||
| *'']'' (2005) | |||
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| *2003: '']'' | |||
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| ==Further reading== | |||
| *{{cite book | title=Lindsay Lohan: A Star on the Rise | last=Boone | first=Mary | publisher=Triumph | year=2004 | id=ISBN 1-57243-689-1}} | |||
| *{{cite book | title=Lindsay Lohan (Young Profiles) | last=Wheeler | first=Jill C. | publisher=Checkerboard | year=2004 | id=ISBN 1-59197-878-5}} | |||
| *{{cite book | title=Lindsay Lohan: The "It" Girl Next Door | last=Brown | first=Lauren | publisher=Simon Spotlight | year=2004 | id=ISBN 0-689-87888-5}} | |||
| ==References== | |||
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| ===Press coverage=== | |||
| *{{cite news | author=Brett, Anwar | url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2004/06/03/lindsay_lohan_mean_girls_interview.shtml | title=Lindsay Lohan: Mean Girls | publisher=BBC | date=June 3, 2004 | accessdate=2006-07-03}} | |||
| *{{cite news | url=http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/10/05/earlyshow/leisure/celebspot/main913852.shtml | title=Lohan Crashes Car -- Again | publisher=CBS News | date=October 5, 2005 | accessdate=2006-07-03}} | |||
| *{{cite news | publisher=Post Chronicle | author=Mitch Marconi | url=http://www.postchronicle.com/news/entertainment/article_2121054.shtml | title=Lindsay Lohan's Obsession With Weight Loss Almost Killed Her | date=November 1, 2005 | accessdate=2006-07-03}} | |||
| *{{cite news | publisher=USA Today | url=http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-11-21-lindsay-statement_x.htm | title=Lohan sends her condolences to Altman's family | date=November 21, 2006 | accessdate=2006-11-29}} | |||
| *{{cite news | publisher=MSN/Associated Press | url=http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=243683>1=7701 | title=Lindsay Lohan Attending AA Meetings | date=December 1, 2006 | accessdate=2006-12-02}} | |||
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