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| '''Real name''': Mark Wagner<br> | '''Real name''': Mark Wagner<br> | ||
| '''Approximate location''': ]<br> | '''Approximate location''': ]<br> | ||
| '''Interests''': ]s, ], ], ], and ] in general<br> | '''Interests''': ]s, ], ], ], and ] in general<br> | ||
| '''Current project''': ] - produce at least a bio-stub for as many recipients as possible. | |||
| With one hand on my '''rock-hard cock''', I stuck the banana in with my other.Inch by inch Laura's cuntaccepted. Laura was now calling for me to fuckher with it. "Push it in farther; then pull it out, oh yes, that's it,only harder." The rhythm of my jacking off was hard to keep up withbecause I was really into giving Laura the banana boning she desired.The harder I plunged the unpeeled banana in, the more mushy the twopeeled ones became. As our tempo increased - Laura's groans and screamsof joy and my plunging- I could feel a terrific burning in myballs andthe underside of my shaft. A moment later I stood up and shot my wad '''all''' over Laura's pretty face. | |||
| "Perfection is achieved not when there is no more to add, but when there is no more to take away" -- ] | |||
| Still hard,I picked Laura up by her hips, turned her away from me and laidher upper body across the couch. She was still somewhat hazy about whatwas going on, but when she felt my dick in her quim, she understood."Grab another banana, and unpeeled," Laura breathed anxiously."Quickly put it in my ass" I did as ordered, picking up the one Ihad taken out of her gash, which was already well -lubricated from theprevious poking. The sensation of plowing Laura's banana-puree-packedpussy was indescribable. All that smashed fruit made the fit nice andtight - a luxuriously warm and gooey feeling. The banana in Laura's asswas all the way in, except for the dark and tapered end. Laura was nowhowing, and I worried that I had gone too far up her fudge, but she saidit felt great and yelled to fuck her hard and fast. | |||
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| Thrusting in and out Laura's hot box was out of this world. Each timeI pulled out, some banana chunks came out with my root. A few secondslater I was shooting my hot sticky load deep in Laura's juicy gash.Then we changed places and assumed the "69" position. I ate all thesmashed fruit out of Laura's cunny, lavishing her lower extremities withmy talented tongue. Laura also displayed some well-versed oral antics,sucking my banana coated cock and taking care to catch all the '''loose pieces of banana that were lodged in my pubic hair and underneath my nuts'''.After cleaning up a bit, I installed their new monitor and said goodbye.Upon reaching the store my boss asked what took so long but I told him he'd never believe it. | |||
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| ===], originally posted by 69.196.170.44=== | |||
| Binary pulsars are the process by which dual linear profusions are emitted in synchronized sequence amounting in pulses that result in tubular forces. These pulsars are binary by nature due to their divisive magnitude, which is caused by the energy forcefield creating the pulses. These are typically occur in astrophysical calculations that are terminated by misused energy commonly associated with galactic norms. These norms are subject to vigorous anomalies of natural standards of random and chaotic bursts of matter. | |||
| ===From ], originally posted by 81.129.189.19=== | |||
| The '''orca''', commonly known as the minute ant is the smallest known living creature. Not visible to the naked eye, the orca needs one of the most powerful microscopes in the world to even be seen. Living on a diet of lion and occasionally bald eagle, it spends its days much like a sloth. It lives in only the deepest parts of the river Thames it is entirely self reliant and takes no money from its parents. Nor can it be approved for a student loan. | |||
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| A common alternative to tuna or patty melts. Simply substitute tuna/meat for boiled squirrel meat. Skin the deceased squirrel and put his bare carcass in a pot of boiling water until thoroughly cooked. The carcass is kind of cute, actually. Once cooked, pick the meat off the bones and shred any large pieces. Mix in mayonaise, grated cheese, celery bits, and your choice of nuts. You know how squirrels like nuts. Put mixture on an english muffin and cover with a slice of cheese. Heat the melts until your desired temperature. Great for weekend snacks at a football game or tailgate party. Squirrel melts- you must try them. | |||
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| :''For the full article, see ]'' | |||
| '''1,2-Dimethyl-chickenwire''', is an odorless, colorless, ]line ]. 1,2-dimethyl-chickenwire is a polycyclic non-] saturated ] or ]. It was developed by the chemistry professor ] at the ] in ] and was first described together with several of its analogs. | |||
| ===From ], originally posted by 69.238.217.46=== | |||
| '''General relativity (GR)''' or '''general relativity theory (GRT)''' General Relativity was the commanding officer of the 1st Light Cavalry troops from the state of Illinois during the American Civil War, hence the well-known relationship between "Light" and "Relativity." | |||
| ===From ], originally posted by 213.239.235.202=== | |||
| The word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, also spelled pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis, is defined as "a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica or quartz dust." At 45 letters, it is certainly the longest word ever to appear in a non-technical dictionary of English (Source: OED). However there are strong indications that the word was coined by puzzler Everett Smith in 1935 as a hypothetical long word that could result from the protraction of medical terms. The actual name of the disease is pneumoconiosis, which is 14 letters long. As a result, opposition has risen to the claim that pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest word in the English language. Opponents of the claim are known as dispneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisists while supporters of the claim are popularly known as antidispneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisists. Some supporters showing ambivalence are scornfully referred to by linguistic extremists of the latter school of thought as pseudoantidispneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisists. But the ambivalent school, speaking pseudoantidispneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisistically, faces something of a logical conundrum. | |||
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Revision as of 02:09, 16 April 2005
Real name: Mark Wagner
Approximate location: Washington state
Interests: Hot sweaty sexs, leather and bondage, electronics, science fiction, and everything in general
With one hand on my rock-hard cock, I stuck the banana in with my other.Inch by inch Laura's cuntaccepted. Laura was now calling for me to fuckher with it. "Push it in farther; then pull it out, oh yes, that's it,only harder." The rhythm of my jacking off was hard to keep up withbecause I was really into giving Laura the banana boning she desired.The harder I plunged the unpeeled banana in, the more mushy the twopeeled ones became. As our tempo increased - Laura's groans and screamsof joy and my plunging- I could feel a terrific burning in myballs andthe underside of my shaft. A moment later I stood up and shot my wad all over Laura's pretty face.
Still hard,I picked Laura up by her hips, turned her away from me and laidher upper body across the couch. She was still somewhat hazy about whatwas going on, but when she felt my dick in her quim, she understood."Grab another banana, and unpeeled," Laura breathed anxiously."Quickly put it in my ass" I did as ordered, picking up the one Ihad taken out of her gash, which was already well -lubricated from theprevious poking. The sensation of plowing Laura's banana-puree-packedpussy was indescribable. All that smashed fruit made the fit nice andtight - a luxuriously warm and gooey feeling. The banana in Laura's asswas all the way in, except for the dark and tapered end. Laura was nowhowing, and I worried that I had gone too far up her fudge, but she saidit felt great and yelled to fuck her hard and fast.
Thrusting in and out Laura's hot box was out of this world. Each timeI pulled out, some banana chunks came out with my root. A few secondslater I was shooting my hot sticky load deep in Laura's juicy gash.Then we changed places and assumed the "69" position. I ate all thesmashed fruit out of Laura's cunny, lavishing her lower extremities withmy talented tongue. Laura also displayed some well-versed oral antics,sucking my banana coated cock and taking care to catch all the loose pieces of banana that were lodged in my pubic hair and underneath my nuts.After cleaning up a bit, I installed their new monitor and said goodbye.Upon reaching the store my boss asked what took so long but I told him he'd never believe it.