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Ome Henk (Henk Stubbe) is the name of (fictitious) the protagonist in a serial cd's, dvd's and stripverhalen.

Ome Henk an act of franc of of the puddle pool from dordrecht and are produced Cat Music are.

The serial started with the cd's on which alternatively tales and songs stand. Much of these tales are parodies tv-series well-known on for example sprookjes or on. A number of tales takes place in Biggeveen, (fictitious) the place of residence of ome Henk. Ome Henk is an asocial character. Its neighbour man is the ball Floris-Jan of Fleppensteyn. Ome Henk does not work and is usually terrible unfriendly against mede-Biggeveners. The tales sit always full with violence and daarbijbehorende sound impact, and frequently finish with a explosion or scuffle. Most of the songs are existing melodies with an alternative, humoristic text.

Ome Henk a number of hitsingles has had, such as Olee olee, sinterklaas is to complete stay, on the camp-site (on the melody of in the navy van Village People), I sings this song for ome Henk (on melody of I sings this song for you only of bluejacket Smit), takes a another one in the maling (on the melody of Barbie girl van Aqua) and Mambo number 6 (on the melody of Mambo no. 5 (a little bit or...) of Lou commit). The cd's to be especially in appetite at puberjongens and the songs belongs one frequently in après-skihutten, but also to what the elderly, which recognise particularly people from daily living in the different character. Contents

   * 1 Personages
   * 2 Discography
         o 2.1 Albums
         o 2.2 DVD's
         o 2.3 CD-Rom
         o 2.4 Singles
   * 3 External link

personages

   * Henk Stubbe/ome Henk:

The head - and title character. A grumbling man of in the 50 years which lives on a benefit ("I has never worked and is there I proud on"), because he chose no money of its manager Korswagen gets. Ome Henk is very opvliegend and distributes for lowest or smallest slaps. He lives in the Hoekzijdsestraatweg, with as neighbours among other things Floris-Jan of Fleppensteyn, Ms Paardestamper and Mr Langezaal. He arrives also frequently in precarious situations without he himself has there for in demand. (Example: he discovered accidentally Zezamstraat because he has gone astray has touched in search of Karel's Vispaleis.) Generally he discharges these situations tip up to distribute. He frequently thinks also that he does everything do well and the others everything error, whereas correctly he is the onruststoker. For years car drives although he has no drivers license, not weet what is a toeter and frequently spookrijdt. Also he cannot read and to write, something that a smoes could be no mail have answer. Its tenon code is 5702, but unfortunately is its pinpas opgegeten by bijdehante tenon automat then he 12 guilders 50 wanted pin. Has been since year and day king of the planet Lupus, although he there has been never. Its diet exists including from pindarotsjes, croquettes and sinas, since he gets the acid of suckers and flesh tomatoes. Other types rauwkost avoid he for the logical reason that he no rabbit are. He is very environmentally aware: he throws always are empty bottles in the glass barge, although he there with the car heenrijdt. Although he really dierenvriend (he has ever the parrot of Van Fleppensteyn for soap brought with kauwgompie) has he a dog and at least two gold fish has not been had, Bluppie called (which he rinsed by the toilet because he in a beetje the piranha will hang out) and Bluppie 2.

   * Bluejacket Hogekamp:

The irritating neighbour little boy of ome Henk. Bluejacket is in nearly each tale present. He frequently comes home at ome Henk and has been also frequently used as a ' jumbo derrick ball ' by ome Henk. This is also logical say since bluejacket on everything what ome does Henk, however, something has. He had a frog as a house animal. He does to the Chinese vechtsport kachimo-kata. He goes also entirely from its roof if there a turn organ comes by. This very frequently happens since of the 300 inhabitants of Biggeveen 250 organ turners is. He can imitate complete well Woody Woodpecker. He is sometimes called for unclear reasons mummy Loe Ed van Hooydonck. The last years he has got parents spontaneously, its father is called cut, the name of its mother remains unknown. Although its mother has him forbidden still at ome Henk hang around draws himself he of it little.

   * Pietje:

The vriendje of bluejacket. Pietje behave themselves almost the same as bluejacket, but he is not frequently hear. He is also frequently beaten ome Henk.

   * Ed van Hooydonck:

A man who considers himself as the best friend of ome Henk, but it is a lot frequently insulted by ome Henk. Although he cooperates already more than 44 years with Henk he knew never what his surname was. He always arrives with leuke ideas (like to a museum or to the zoo go, or make a bunch walk), but that ome Henk (say are rested never) in thanks are not always decreased. Remarkably to Van Hooydonck the way is he intoneert: at nearly each sense he finishes in an upward tone. He is to be abused the producer of (these complete kolere zooi) acid productions and just like Henk shameful by chose Korswagen. He has a Ltd Ed called van Hooydonck enterprises. In a grey past he was stable master in the circus Oekoeboeboe. Also he had almost the total destruction of everything what grows on ground and thrives on its conscience has, by leaving genetically manipulated soya broad beans loose. Solo-cd entitled "Ed have brought out play trumpet", but to been reported he plays also manifold. Also he is member of a clover coat association. With carnival he gladly a flower curtain would be. Bluejacket calls him also Mr of Hooystronk. Its song is "we is Ed and Ted", a duet with Ted Tettetetet. From time to time its tasks concerning by its brother Ted van Hooydonck, this are taken for the irritation of ome Henk who finds correct that Ted have exactly this way an insiped voice as its brother.

   * Ted Tettetetet:

A neighbour man of ome Henk. It is a small stupid male who is always dressed in kerstmannenpak. He stands there especially confessed for that he calls ' tettetetet ' everywhere where he comes. Also he irritates the narrator in the tales when these say: ' who came to that suddenly ', because then he has as an answer: ' I weet it, Pietje ' (even if it concerns piglet, farrowed and... how hot that third also again?). He then always gets as an answer: No, it is...., dombo! He does not mean probably the vriendje of bluejacket. Had been already since the first cd. It has been recently addicted to Cocaino. Beside ome Henk in CO2 the hospital has lain for unknown reasons. Zat at the cavalry and have always a snijbrander at itself. The tuba plays. Its cousin is called Fred, he sleeps in a battery bed and gladly eats a flesh croquette

   * Korswagen chose:

Oplichterige the manager of ome Henk. A lot realm chose and has has been set up a lot ofe.g. s (companies): for each line he has, however, a company stand. Its office is always labelled by the narrator as ' the ample office complex of chose Korswagen '. He is the stereotype of a busy, in a hurry matter man who is as a motto ' time money ' (time is money) has. Under that motto victims have sometimes fallen. When Henk have its contract if zanger had signed, chose probable cheated so that Henk get nothing of the turnover. Because of this chose frequently the victim of ome Henks loose hands is. Already ' 100 years ' live 12 high. Has an academy training enjoyed and plays among others organ. It has been involved in several louche matter among which printing false money in its cellar. Its phone number has been only partly confessed: 3274*87*4672

   * Floris-Jan of Fleppensteyn:

The steenrijke but very arrogant neighbour man of ome Henk. Fleppensteyn are the director of the Fleppensteynse bank and probable for this reason a lot realm. He talks with a stuck-up emphasis á drawer Gert-Jan Dröge, uses expensive words and flaunts gladly with its expensive objects (' my crystal glazen stands vibrate in the lounge', 'Mijn splendid Louis Quinze dressoir '). Flep have wanted a cock and gladly that its neighbour man Henk moves and action for that has sometimes started. Also he is victim of ome Henks scuffles. Its lijflied is called ' high society ', and its motto is but 1 thing, which is certainly: no, rich is does not turn out better than expected.

   * Harrie blank camp/the hulpsinterklaashulpsinterklaas hulpsinterklaas:

Shaggies smoking friend of ome Henk who frequently Henk are consulted as Henk a problem have, but are solutions are a lot generally exaggerated and dangerously (such as a bomb uses to take revenge on Korswagen which a piano on ome Henk's has thrown head as 1-april a joke). Probably comes this because he does not have school have been finished. Thereby he ALWAYS shouts, also if he talks simply. He frequently goes together with Arie the Beuker detritus to drain. He has a second identity as hulpsinterklaashulpsinterklaas hulpsinterklaas because he generally carries for the on its head. This identity got he most likely because he swindled people in the beginning by imitating sinterklaas and them gifts (real neprolexen) to palm off for the little amount of 5 guilders. This is one of the reasons that he has always no poen. Whereas he builds nevertheless nice to the way by having flag palate tevens verdelgingsdienst called D.d.t.-Team and owner of Harrie's and Harrie's breaker's yard. Moreover he steals as the raven and slightly people on by occurring as a chimney sweeper, garden man and bank employee. Sometimes he calls upon the aid of its brother Frits, if these in the prison does not sit. Its gironummer is 1574. he rams there gladly on separately, but he not yet wins of (real) sinterklaas. Even after the introduction of the euro Eeejaaaaahhhh remain... Five gulde!!! its fixed sense.

   * Arie ' Rocky ' the Beuker:

It sounds impossible, but this personage is still more violently and more asocial than Henk themselves. People must only ' hello ', for Arie is say that even if reason to fight will enough. Even ome Henk who normally has a large mouth against everyone, walks away rather for these brutally. Arie seem be of profession lorry driver and keep together of it chemical disorder to dump in a ditch (generally with Harrie blank camp, which obviously the only person is those Arie can endure). Also he is world champion heavyweight box. Do you beat him knock-out? Then guilders win you 250, where you can buy for example a heap ijssies of. Also he is vuurwapengevaarlijk, something that Ed van Hooydonk to pine has experienced lijve when he could nothing remind himself of the fact that Arie him embroiders a cursus ever once had lent.

   * Tjabbe Tjibsma:

A famous inventor. He weet for each problem, however, something to invent and have made skilful apparatuss such as the mechanical Tjibbe, the electric Derker and the supersonic Wubbe. A small problem is that he is by understanding a combination of computer language and a heavy Brabantine emphasis a lot badly. Are own tv-rubriek have entitled "problems, problems, problems", he who he presents with a charming assistant of which one forgets the name often.

   * The narrator:

Not really a personage; this character says only things such as ' just as later ' and ' who came to that sudden?'. The narrator gets sometimes sometimes brawl with the other personages because the tale just as not the good side goes on. From time to time if he something to tell has, there tense music sounds on the context, whereas the situation is more precarious than stretching.

   * Ome Cor:

Knowledge of ome Henk. Works at an assignee company as shovelmachinist, but is present in the Sickness Benefits Act because of ' stress '. Cor have a speech lack and talk with enormously much consumption. Has married with ' aunt ' nel.

   * Aunt Nel:

The woman of ome Cor. Enormous koekepan have. Although them little is to ome Henk to belong she finds the always errug sociable, just like its spouse as a matter of fact

   * Willem Deeprie:

The depressive, teneergeslagen cousin of ome Henk. He comes sometimes on a visit at ome tell Henk concerning its irritations and problems of the last time. Generally (practically always) he comes at inconvenient moments. Its fixed sense also ' I see to no longer sitting ' had 75,000 guilders have been won if he did not have kraslot have been thrown away because he thought that the 75,000 guilders boxes on one line must stand. Paid its insurance premium not real on time. Suffers from hyperventilatie, for which he a plastic has pocket which he is unfortunately frequently. Its woman has him to leave and its cat has been run over and kill. Several suicide attempts has done which fail each time..

   * Van Veen/the wizard of salsa Borenco/The Black voodoo man:

This man has clearly something too much fantasie. Van Veen is an accountant at the company of chose Korswagen which thinks that he is a wizard, the wizard of salsa of understanding Borenco, however, originating from the planet Lupus and to the ground sent with a mission that he, in spite of that these secret is, always confessed makes (' I have been sent here with a secret mission X-Chromosomen transform in y antichromosomen '). He has always a wizard package to and its manner of groeten is hello, weet you, however, which I am?! I are the wizard of salsa Borenco!. He is frequently laughed at then and complains he that he is not seriously taken (' nobody understands me!'). If he talks there is hear always an echo in its voice.

   * Hakkie and Takkie/Dolf and Rinus:

Populair(?) clownsduo. These two clowns frequently action for children and their act is always reasonable violent and ends in sometimes in real scuffles, under humiliating gelach of public. In such an act Hakkie do always Takkie pain make the children to laughing. They remain zó well in their role, which they behave even outside their actions themselves still stupid and ridiculously. Their real names are Dolf and Rinus, but they always call each other Hakkie and Takkie. Original coming they from the circus Oekoeboeboe.

   * Popi the insiped clown/Wim van Kampenhout:

A very insipid and unpopular clown. Popi stand there confessed for that he has a very insipid (salt-free) feeling for humour. To be ' largest ' truc is two pellets behind its back keeps and others leave Councils where a certain colour ball is. He frequently tells tales which are terrible insipid and nowhere on beat. Because it hung out at its public, a couple children, the throat, he once a time was geslagen considerably in each other. What there further concerning him is tell is that he passes Otto with its rest Bobobobo (this good small beast was formerly property of Hakkie and Takkie) and elephant through the country. (Note: the name Popi has been inferred of Pipo the clown and Bobobobo have been inferred of the rest Nononono.)

   * Farmer Derk and the canker tamping-bars:

A group farmers who do nothing rather then hems in shit and songs sings concerning the farmer country and the hay mount, where ome Henk annoys itself to. They are conducted by the brothers Derk and Wobbe of of the Groppel. Also them by all kinds of problemem with the tax also the most wereldberoemde multinational accountants offices of of the Groppel have established LTD.

   * The Gallilejaa's:

A link existing from several members. They make and take frequently own composities on, which are actual afgepikt of populairdere link, among which the song ' Galileejie Repsodie ' (towards the song ' Bohemian Rapsody ' of Freddy Mercury). During their prerecordings they frequently nag concerning which broodjes are nice and which not, he who will pay the broodjes and he who the solo can play. That is probably of the reasons that they produce totally nothing.

   * Piglet, farrowed and Bog/the Asobiggen:

Three small biggetjes. After they to graze has taken the boze wolf in their sprookje, them in a certain manner the bad path has gone up. They have pinched a sportwagen, tear Biggeveen and shoot on everyone who they see but. Also steal they cycle with machine guns and dynamite because they find that ' bretonscharen make too much herrie '. Piglet, farrowed and Bog scold everyone with whom they finish (also each other), for nipple. They prevent to their own sorrow on very few tales or songs because they are this way asocial that they were boycotted for this reason ome Henk. They feel himself for this reason a lot shutted out

   * Stinky the narrow sewer monster:

A mucilage monster that in the Biggeveense sewer scheme lives. If he talks, he generally says ' Blob ' at the end of its sense the word. Stinky prevent little on the cd's a lot. A reason for that will be probable that he stinks this way a lot that nobody wants handle him. Stinky have a driving patat/friet-kraam that he for little have taken over of (' how is possible also differently ') Harrie, the aso hulpsinterklaas

   * Appie aso/Albert Scholte:

This purebred amsterdammer is a reason certain in Biggeveen comes live and puts with its continuing clamour complete Biggeveen on stalks. He gladly stands in the centre of the interest, however, what to see is on the more recent cd's. its clamour is this way terrible that he chose even spoken normally very rigid Korswagen still can let do what he says. Also he gives rather superfluous garden recommendations in Tjabbe Tjibsma's heading ' problems, problems, problems '

   * Zip and zap:

Two space beings which are terrible dom. Their mission is ome crown Henk to king of their planet Lupus. That mission has failed so far still since them rather a game plays card, or they succeed in their spacecraft in the prak flying.

   * D.J. Zapp/Michael hofstede:

A dj who emerges sometimes once to be new numbers (such as ' Sneeuwwitje, let hear where you sit?'). He talks with surfs/stoner emphasis and uses a bonte collection cried from several youth cultures from second half of the 20th century. (He greets people for example with: hé bird!) Its real name is Michael hofstede.

   * Doctor Lupus:

A doctor Biggeveen. He weet for each kwaal, however, a good solution, but its manner of to talk seems or he are cogs on each other keeps. Dr. Lupus seem have charge of old-fashioned equipment in its clinic. The insiped clown wants replace still once at absence to become by Popi.

   * Jim and Mike:

Two tv-presentatoren that terrible irritating are. They talk with exaggerated American priorities and present to thuiswinkelprogramma Dombo called TV. At every Article what try sell say them they: Is that not terrible!!"irritate these ome Henk very much if he sees them on TV.

   * Allard and leo:

Two employees of chose Korswagen who are not really malignant. Allard are very relax themselves and put on everything always quiet. You can drive even its car in the prak and then say he only: "that is not this way beautiful." He leo is considered as a friend, but in reality is he these rather lost then rich. Leo is very timid and filial. He wants always very filial things (like for example the clown game insiped with Popi) and if he wants something, he will do also everything its get sense, such as a window throw in with a stone.

A well-known pronouncement of two is: Allard wast are ewe wool socks always in Bioflap. ("Jaa, there become them significantly clean of"), and leo wast are socks never. (Finely, we know that also!).

   * Fred Spekvet:

With Fred it is bad strawberries pellen and you understand yourself, however, why. Director of Fred Spekvets Speelgoedpaleis. This man seems be temporary employee or he can find no steady job. He a lot frequently appears on the earlier cd's and on each cd he has, however, a another profession. This way he "the singing milk farmer" was, had viskraam in the Gerrit Gleufhoedplantsoen (until Harrie blank camp which blew up). Also museum administrator, manager of the hypermarket are and stand on the annual fair with bungiejump. Tevens voice-over for television broadcasting. Salesman of door bels (multitonestation of Hobanda, fl. 1450).

   * Egbert Kampenberg/Willem cage man:

This old school friend of Ed van Hooydonk goes rather gestrest by living. He lives for years on the edge of a nerve compressing and thinks the complete time which he is watched by several agencies. ' them ' to remain he has undertaken several action. Destroying its sugar small pocket collection, rubbing off its finger impressions with barn paper and barricading its voordeur. By booking to lend from the library he a wide knowledge concerning Destruction Eliminators has acquired, apparatuss which have to throw plat probably as an aim the surroundings. This uses he in combination with an atom-free schuilkelder under its house which is to reach by means of a secret lift in a cupboard. With its airbonuskaart Egbert have doperwtjes stocked among others 7800 can and worteltjes to survive this way in its schuilkelder. Although Egbert Kampenberg not are its real name he wants that Tjabbe Tjibsma ensure that he gets a new alias, namely Willem cage man. In spite of its paranoia (or perhaps just for this reason) Harrie blank camp rather easy its tenon code him could diddle (4192).

   * The Afhaalchinees:

The Afhaalchinees have a gelijknamig Chinese restaurant which does not run this way well because the service waits since a lot for itself late, these are too busy with singing the song ' sambal '. Ome Henk considers this be based on as a reason with to him to throw. On the cd's you can see to its speech lack well that he lives not yet complete long in the Netherlands (' Plettig who-known, heee!')

   * Gerrit Pijnenburg:

The dirigent of the fanfareorkest "the Rutetuters". He thinks that he ome Henk's "ouwe friend" is, but in reality this hekel to him has. Gerrit have frequently probable not entirely the situation. Thus he lets give to an action for example to ome Henk whereas these overstrain heavily in the hospital of doctor Lupus lie.

discography

albums

   * The tense tales of ome Henk (1991)
   * The new adventures of ome Henk (1992)
   * Ome Henk is busy! (1993)
   * Ome beats Henk wildly for itself gone (1994)
   * Ome Henk is no longer at houwe! (1995)
   * Ome Henk, Gouwe Suuksesse! (1995)
   * Ome Henk Rost there on separately! (1996)
   * Ome Henk does not let itself be laid in a coffin! (1997)
   * Ome Henk and the wizard of salsa Borenco (1997)
   * Ome Henk the beech throws! (1998)
   * Ome Henk stands jump on! (1999)
   * Ome Henk makes an end! (2000)
   * Ome Henk goes by the ribbon (2001)
   * Kerstfeest with ome Henk (2003)
   * On summer holiday with ome Henk (2004)
   * Ome Henk never goes lost! (2004)
   * The best songs of ome Henk (2005)
   * The large duettenalbum (2006)

DVD's

   * THE DVD adventures of ome Henk (2002)
   * Ome Henk has there schijt to (2005)

CD-Rom

   * THE CD-Rom adventures of ome Henk 1 (1997)
   * THE CD-Rom adventures of ome Henk 2 (1999)

singles Singles with hitnoteringen in the Dutch top 40 Title Date of release Date of entry Highest position Number weeks Observations I am verkouwe 1990 as a wood cock Olee olee, sinterklaas are complete to stay 1991 21-12-1991 19 4 Sneeuwwitje where you sit? 1992 Holadiejee! Holadiejoo! 1992 Oranje!! (we become champion!) 1992 tip Couple of halleve zole! 1993 Ome Henk parties 1993 tip Moeve 1994 On the camp-site 1995 22-6-1995 12 12 Violently! 1995 Dombo TV 1996 Yes that is asocial 1996 Olleke Bolleke 1996 Ome Henk and the Plaggestampers Those are stupidly yes! 1996 Take another one in the maling 1997 1-11-1997 11 12 I sing this song for ome Henk 1997 17-5-1997 5 10 Ome Henk and bluejacket Carnival is nothing for me 1997 tip Samba drawer Bamba 1998 tip Ploem ploem jenka 1999 Ome Henk & Trea Dobbs Mambo no. 6 1999 21-8-1999 17 8 Aaai oehoe stroke 2000 Opblaaskrokodil 2001 t life does not concern rozen! 2001 as Sieb of of the cupboard Opblaaskrokodil (Heppie Summer Miks live one version) 2002 Nicely nice (but go along with me) 2004 I want bang! 2006 with Patty Brard Hee... Ouwe lul! 2006 Father Asobram and the Wuppies Also the list of nederlandstalige sees parodies on English-speaking person numbers

external link

   * Official Internet site