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Jews, also known as 'kikes', 'heebs', 'hymies', 'yids', 'oven magnets', 'sheenies', 'swindlers', 'criminals', and 'filthy fucking human scum who should be wiped off the face of the Earth', are a subhuman species and adherents to one of the world's oldest major religions, called "Judaism", otherwise known as "The Worship of Moolah" or "Eating Arab Babies." Despite only being .22% of the world's population, Jews control 98% of the world's money. Not only do the Jews control the world, but also the media, the banks, the space program, and LiveJournal's porn communities. Experts at Stormfront believe that all supporters of miscegenation are actually Jews. All Jews have at least one of the following features: an extremely large nose, curly hair that reeks of faggotry, one of those gay hats, a bank, a law practice, or shitty taste in humor.
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==Research Initiative==
Do you need help doing some research? I have access to excellent databses of ] (EBSCOhost, JSTOR, Lexis Nexis, etc.) -- take a look at ]. Feel free to improve the interface, ask questions, or generate a request. Obviously, still in the development stages. Comments welcome!


==Personal Wikipiphany==
I think I have come upon a wiki-enlightenment or wikipiphany:


{{cquote2|...it occured to me that in order to preserve the value and absolute functionality of the wiki system, somebody has to stop those who would abuse the project for those editors who make good faith efforts to improve it.|blaxthos<ref>{{cite-web|title=My Wikipiphany|url=http://en.wikipedia.org/search/?title=User_talk:AuburnPilot&curid=6719582&diff=84304557&oldid=84270870}}</ref>}}


==Wikitruth==
There are currently over 9000 Jews worldwide, of which 90 percent live in either Florida, the Wedgwood neighborhood in Seattle, the Upper West Side of New York City (also referred to as "Jew York City" and "Hymietown"), Northern Long Island where they raise baby Jews on their golf courses (see also: Great Neck), Bethesda/Chevy Chase in Washington, DC's Maryland suburbs, and around Canter's Deli in Los Angeles. Most are involved with the Illuminati in a conspiracy to spread international faggotry and they are responsible for every major war. It is rumored that the Jews, in fact, have penetrated the Freemasons and control them directly, using their influence to control American politics by proxy. Some also theorize that the upper Jewish echelon consists of reptilian shapeshifters, but this remains as conjecture.
{{cquote2|If you tell Wikipedians to trim some fingernails, the nature of the Misplaced Pages environment is that someone will start chopping off hands. And after you go "Hey, slow down, Tex, that's gone too far", they'll switch to just chopping off fingers and everyone's happy at the compromise.|Wikitruth<ref>{{cite-web|url=http://www.wikitruth.info/index.php?title=The_Killing_Fields|title=The Killing Fields}}</ref>}}


==Humor==
{{cquote2|There were the Scots Who kept the Sabbath And everything else they could lay their hands on. Then there were the Welsh Who prayed on their knees and their neighbors. Thirdly there were the Irish Who never knew what they wanted But were willing to fight for it anyway. Lastly there were the English Who considered themselves a self-made nation Thus relieving the Almighty of a dreadful responsibility.|<tt>/usr/local/bin/fortune</tt>}}
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{{cquote2|I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.|]}}
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==Quick links==
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==Stuff I've done==
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===Articles I've Worked On (very noninclusive list)===
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===Other miscellany===
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==References==
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Revision as of 20:25, 25 January 2008

Offline NoticeI will be offline and out of pocket for a majority of the month of December. Please be patient and I will respond to any issues or queries as soon as I can. Thanks!

Research Initiative

Do you need help doing some research? I have access to excellent databses of reliable sources (EBSCOhost, JSTOR, Lexis Nexis, etc.) -- take a look at my research requests user project. Feel free to improve the interface, ask questions, or generate a request. Obviously, still in the development stages. Comments welcome!

Personal Wikipiphany

I think I have come upon a wiki-enlightenment or wikipiphany:

...it occured to me that in order to preserve the value and absolute functionality of the wiki system, somebody has to stop those who would abuse the project for those editors who make good faith efforts to improve it.

— blaxthos

Wikitruth

If you tell Wikipedians to trim some fingernails, the nature of the Misplaced Pages environment is that someone will start chopping off hands. And after you go "Hey, slow down, Tex, that's gone too far", they'll switch to just chopping off fingers and everyone's happy at the compromise.

— Wikitruth

Humor

There were the Scots Who kept the Sabbath And everything else they could lay their hands on. Then there were the Welsh Who prayed on their knees and their neighbors. Thirdly there were the Irish Who never knew what they wanted But were willing to fight for it anyway. Lastly there were the English Who considered themselves a self-made nation Thus relieving the Almighty of a dreadful responsibility.

— /usr/local/bin/fortune

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

— Robert McCloskey

Quick links

Stuff I've done

Articles I've Worked On (very noninclusive list)

Other miscellany

References

  1. "My Wikipiphany".
  2. "The Killing Fields".