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Time Cube is a hypothesis developed by Gene Ray; its underlying principle is that time is "cubic", and that this has influences on wider aspects of life.
Basics of Time Cube
The website's basic claims are:
- " 4 simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth."
- "Humans are Cubic forms that rotate a 4 corner face lifetime."
- "Creation has 2 sex poles and 4 corner races of humans."
- "All the universe exist as opposite values."
- " wiser than all gods and scientists."
The Time Cube website
Time Cube's website has become widely imitated and parodied due to its long portions of large-font text in a variety of colors, much of it of limited coherence. The website purports to explain everything by means of "4 simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth", and explains that ordinary humans cannot understand this because they "are educated singularity stupid by academic bastards".
Some of the website's statements and claims bear a resemblance to conspiracy theories, and most people view Dr. Ray's writings as sufficiently indecipherable to the point that it is unclear whether they are a hoax.
Time Cube and educators
The website challenges current physical theories taught in contemporary public education, and claims the existence of efforts to suppress the Time Cube hypothesis. The essential claims are:
- "Teachers are hired evil word pedants who enslave childish minds to a lifetime stupidity."
- "Educators are the primary cause of evil mathematics."
- "Physicists forbidden to acknowledge Time Cube."
- "Schools are actually churches."
- "Singularity educators are unfit to even live."
- "Your own people will kill you to prevent this 'Forbidden Truth Cube' from ever being known."
Scientific claims
The Time Cube website makes a number of claims relating to physics and mathematics:
Physics claims
- "Earth 2 opposite hemispheres rotating in opposite directions."
- "Time is Cubic and not linear."
- "Earth composed of 4 Worlds."
- "Earth is not an entity."
- "Planets created via opposite rotating poles."
Mathematical claims
- "-1 x -1 = +1 is stupid and evil."
- "3.20 the perfect value of π."
- " squared the circle." (see Squaring the circle)
Race and religion
There is also material relating to race and religion:
Race-based claims
- "Sunup represents Indian Race; Midday represents White Race; Sundown represents Asian Race; Midnight represents Black Race."
- "All past Great Civilizations have been destroyed by minorities."
- "Blacks are enslaving whites - and will soon extract revenge."
- "Racial integration equals 'Racial Slop'."
- "Interracial marriage is stupid and evil."
Religion-based claims
- "Time Cube disproves God."
- "Christianity is subservient to the Jews."
- " worship of Word as God equates to adults eating their children."
- "The male god singularity and same sex trinity equates denouncing motherhood and supporting a state of queers."
Impact of the Time Cube hypothesis
Most people view the website and hypothesis as incoherent or a deliberately humorous example of absurdism or surrealism. However, there are some who claim to understand and follow Ray's views. The number and opinions of these believers is indeterminate, and some view it as unclear whether other websites are serious attempts to legitimise the Time Cube theory or subtle parodies.
External links
- Official site
- Cubic Awareness Online A fansite with Cubic explanations.
- Graveyard of the Gods The official Cubicist forum.
- Above God, The Greatest Thinker, The Wisest Human: Gene Ray's auxiliary official sites
- Time Cube page on CrankDotNet
- Time Cube MIT lecture/debate synopsis
- Learning Triangle: A parody of Time Cube, from Something Awful
- Another parody describing the rival Game Cube theory
- Time Cube card game
- A letter from Gene Ray explaining Time Cube; Interview with Gene Ray
- Time Cube: Communications From Elsewhere Randomly generates Time Cube-like text
- Time Cube lecture at Georgia Tech. April 14, 2005.
- Insolitology's Time Cube page about "the greatest internet crank"