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| {{dablink|In ], '''Morda''' was a blind old man whom the witch ] hired to tend to the fire underneath her cauldron.}} | {{dablink|In ], '''Morda''' was a blind old man whom the witch ] hired to tend to the fire underneath her cauldron.}} | ||
| '''Morda''' is a ] on the outskirts of the town of ], ], ], located on the border of England and Wales. |
'''Morda''' is a ] on the outskirts of the town of ], ], ], located on the border of England and Wales. | ||
| Morda is home to historian Anf Butler ], noted for his anthropological research on the ] of ] now known as ]. Whilst in the ] he wrote a travel journal ''The Lonely Mordonian''. Whereby he concluded that the tribe were lacking in any sense of ], similar to the inhabitants of the nearby village of Ellesmere. | |||
| Inhabitants of Morda are officially known as Mordonians. {{cn}} | |||
| It is rumored on the grapevine that local celebrity Colin Turner, known locally as "The Godfather", who once appeared in "E.T" is considering donating a large sum of money to the Morda Conservation Society (MCS) for the protection of endangered species in the local area, noticeably the illusive Pot-bellied mole, a mammal with ]. | |||
| It is named after the River Morda, which, with the River Tanat, is one of the first major tributaries joining the River Severn as it wends it's way from it's birth place on Plynlimon, Mid Wales to the Bristol Channel. | |||
| Also Known for a large sporting community comprising of two football teams, Morda Town FC and Morda City who frequently partake in what is known as the Village Derby. They play their games at critically acclaimed Corner Shop stadium, which also doubles up as the local mud wrestling venue. Elliot 'Chubby checker' Howes or better known as 'Shovel head' is a Morda Town legend who has been commemorated with with his own mud figurine on the half way line and his own seat in the non existent corner-shop stand. | |||
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| Sadly, as with most modern low division football teams there is a lot of thuggery, Morda's notorious firm are lead by Robert Whitchurch. | |||
| Another notable trait of classic mordonians is slobbery and ], showed by the one and only legendary Carl Kynaston. It is said he is one of the only true mordonians left, and like the ] this is a breed that is dying out quicker than the rates of extinction in ]. | |||
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| Inhabitants of Morda are officialy known as Mordonians. Other, more commonly used terms include "stig" and "social outcast". Notable current and past Mordonians include: | |||
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| <br />–Colin Turner aka "The Godfather" | |||
| <br />–Anf Butler | |||
| <br />–Tudor Gillham | |||
| <br />–Ian "Ernie" Clarke | |||
| <br />–Chris Chapman | |||
| <br />–Carl Kynaston | |||
| <br />–] | |||
| <br />–Jonny Monk | |||
Revision as of 08:25, 3 June 2008
In Welsh mythology, Morda was a blind old man whom the witch Ceridwen hired to tend to the fire underneath her cauldron.Morda is a ghetto on the outskirts of the town of Oswestry, Shropshire, England, located on the border of England and Wales.
Morda is home to historian Anf Butler OBE, noted for his anthropological research on the Mbuti Pygmies of Zaire now known as The Democratic Republic of Congo. Whilst in the Congo he wrote a travel journal The Lonely Mordonian. Whereby he concluded that the tribe were lacking in any sense of altruism, similar to the inhabitants of the nearby village of Ellesmere.
It is rumored on the grapevine that local celebrity Colin Turner, known locally as "The Godfather", who once appeared in "E.T" is considering donating a large sum of money to the Morda Conservation Society (MCS) for the protection of endangered species in the local area, noticeably the illusive Pot-bellied mole, a mammal with flatulence.
Also Known for a large sporting community comprising of two football teams, Morda Town FC and Morda City who frequently partake in what is known as the Village Derby. They play their games at critically acclaimed Corner Shop stadium, which also doubles up as the local mud wrestling venue. Elliot 'Chubby checker' Howes or better known as 'Shovel head' is a Morda Town legend who has been commemorated with with his own mud figurine on the half way line and his own seat in the non existent corner-shop stand. Sadly, as with most modern low division football teams there is a lot of thuggery, Morda's notorious firm are lead by Robert Whitchurch.
Another notable trait of classic mordonians is slobbery and glutton, showed by the one and only legendary Carl Kynaston. It is said he is one of the only true mordonians left, and like the gentleman this is a breed that is dying out quicker than the rates of extinction in sperm whale.
Inhabitants of Morda are officialy known as Mordonians. Other, more commonly used terms include "stig" and "social outcast". Notable current and past Mordonians include:
–Colin Turner aka "The Godfather"
–Anf Butler
–Tudor Gillham
–Ian "Ernie" Clarke
–Chris Chapman
–Carl Kynaston
–Robert Mugabe
–Jonny Monk