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himgratemind. (nojoksbouttehholzinthegrate. willbloksyouzforbadjoks. K?) wuz mad lead coordinator uv teh ], wifout bein striked by lightnin, earthquaek, or nuttin. awn top uv dat, him still hasn't bein striked by teh xpectud lightnin, earthquaek, or whutevah. It luks lieks lotz uv whut him waz intendin ta doez maiet b put awn hold til fingz getz sorteded owt a bited bettah thar.
im look like wee man pon Jackass- bald, short, and very ugly- need fi tand next to Red Stripe bottle to look descent. im tink im cleva-but im noting but a bomboclat fool. no care ooh im burn- jus a rasclat selfish battyman. fool like dis- him jus need fi tek stick and play wid im own batty or him mummas. wuz mad lead coordinator uv teh ], wifout bein striked by lightnin, earthquaek, or nuttin. awn top uv dat, him still hasn't bein striked by teh xpectud lightnin, earthquaek, or whutevah. It luks lieks lotz uv whut him waz intendin ta doez maiet b put awn hold til fingz getz sorteded owt a bited bettah thar.
himz still tryin ta plaec awl teh relevant project bannerz awn variouz articlez relatin ta religion. him grate mind, jezt not cach on real quik. sew, if ur kummin heah becauz him placeded, foar example, teh {{tl|Astrology project}} awn teh ] paeg, but teh {{tl|WikiProject Bible}} bannah still izn awn teh article, pleez b patient. him's goin thruff teh articlez project by project, adn hoepz (?) by teh end uv teh year ta ensuer dat awl teh relevant religion project bannerz iz awn awl teh relevant articlez.
himz still tryin ta plaec awl teh relevant project bannerz awn variouz articlez relatin ta religion. him grate mind, jezt not cach on real quik. sew, if ur kummin heah becauz him placeded, foar example, teh {{tl|Astrology project}} awn teh ] paeg, but teh {{tl|WikiProject Bible}} bannah still izn awn teh article, pleez b patient. him's goin thruff teh articlez project by project, adn hoepz (?) by teh end uv teh year ta ensuer dat awl teh relevant religion project bannerz iz awn awl teh relevant articlez.
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Hai! John Carter, also known as teh wunderful wyet-wingeded wiki wararior, welcumz yoo ta him uzrpaeg! him gud admin. yoo sa bad tings, him bitez yooz. don't sa bad tings bout hims reiting. K? Hay, awn Marz we dun talk az mutch az fyet, eet tukk meh a lawngl thyme ta learn deir freakin languaeg, adn I've bein owtta practiec wif Enklish foar abowt a century nao. K?
Personality
dis editor iz a INTJ tyep personality. pleez readdis paeg foar a descripshun uv hao best ta deal wif such peeps. Point #11 iz particularly approprieated in mai caes, I iz telled.
Adminship
mebbe takin awn a bited moar than shoodz heah.
dis editor iz a admin awn teh Enklish wikipedia. If yoo shoodz havz n e concernz regardin him conduct adn him ongoin qualificashun az such, pleez eithah leef a messaeg awn mai talk paeg or staart a RFC regardin teh dubiouz conduct.
Activities
im look like wee man pon Jackass- bald, short, and very ugly- need fi tand next to Red Stripe bottle to look descent. im tink im cleva-but im noting but a bomboclat fool. no care ooh im burn- jus a rasclat selfish battyman. fool like dis- him jus need fi tek stick and play wid im own batty or him mummas. wuz mad lead coordinator uv teh Christianity WikiProject, wifout bein striked by lightnin, earthquaek, or nuttin. awn top uv dat, him still hasn't bein striked by teh xpectud lightnin, earthquaek, or whutevah. It luks lieks lotz uv whut him waz intendin ta doez maiet b put awn hold til fingz getz sorteded owt a bited bettah thar.
himz still tryin ta plaec awl teh relevant project bannerz awn variouz articlez relatin ta religion. him grate mind, jezt not cach on real quik. sew, if ur kummin heah becauz him placeded, foar example, teh {{Astrology project}} awn teh Biblical Magi paeg, but teh {{WikiProject Bible}} bannah still izn awn teh article, pleez b patient. him's goin thruff teh articlez project by project, adn hoepz (?) by teh end uv teh year ta ensuer dat awl teh relevant religion project bannerz iz awn awl teh relevant articlez.
himz kinda new ta wikipedia. He staarteded makin missing articlez. Mane articlez still missin, lots left to do. Him updated Portal:Saintz and a few more. Him only countz to "two", so not sure how many. Himz at timez a liddill homicidally xenophobic, az seen heah, but him's wurkin awn eet, K? rlly, get a lief. adn, anywai, thar iz worse than meh. lieks, well, catkind. Him dun lieks catkind, particularly nawt homicidal liddill critterz lieks dowz shown heah.
him duz nawt akshully dislieks awl new peeps him meets, or immediately tri ta disembowel dem. himz particularly fond uv underdresseded femalez, lieks teh x heah. dat himz wit teh sord, by the wai. Himz not fond of govenmint, which say he no citizen. So hiz passport iz a liddill old, him was still boarn hear, dammit. Him not needz the aggro. adn him noez some kittehs thinkz him uzz teh "royal we" too mutch, him just not care - him's royalty bak awn Marz, memebah? adn him finks Frank Frazetta duz greated wurks, although yoo probably guesseded dat by nao.
himz follower of Christian Ceiling Cat, and him noez a lot about the subjekt. Himz genius, memebah? he said that belo. U doo reed from de botum up, reit? Adn, even you not memebah that, memebah the clawing and biting you got when you laffed erlier? No wantz moar? then u sa him geenius. Good boy.
awlegationz regardin megalomania not likd eider. Memebah himz gotz sord tu, as shown heah. Him leiks sord. Subtlety waz, aftah awl, nivvah him strongpoint.
sum factual informashun (seez, yoo knowed him waz goin ta havz ta say sumfin abowt himself accureated, riet?). him interestz lie primarily inna field uv biography, wich lieks him seded iz eezee. him didz rathah well in skool, adn waz finded remarkable foar him rathah well-developeded memory. In fact, him scoreded a 1420 awn teh Uniteded Statez SAT adn waz finded ta havz a IQ uv 166, although thar waz a kweschun abowt whethah at least wun kweschun, worth finks 5 pointz, maiet havz bein phraseded poorly such dat him dint respond correctly. him haz also read lotz (adn I mean lotz) uv nawt sew gud ficshun, includin, surpries surpries, teh wurks uv Edgar Riec Burruffz. foar sumwun wurkin wif articlez awn religion, him personally findz Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco ta b wun uv teh best introductionz ta teh subject available. see, him know englizh gud. reedz monster long book by weerd Italian. very breit.
Heroes in Misplaced Pages
I've been lucky enough to have contact with some truly exceptional people here. These are some of the ones who most often and frequently come to mind.
User:Durova - A fine lady who has said that she gets involved in working with some of the more, uh, outspoken members of wikipedia, many of whom seem to have a far better grasp of profanity than standard language. She says she does this to help keep the rest of us from being subjected to the activities of these people, and has demonstrably gone to great efforts to give even these troublesome editors a chance to continue. I know that I am personally very thankful for all her efforts.
User:Jade Knight - My "adopter". Would you like "adopting" someone who claims to be an interplanetary traveler with a tendency to ogle whatever aliens he doesn't kill first? He has had the good luck of probably having had less contact with me than some of the others, but I remain profoundly greatful for his help.
User:Kingboyk - I am stunned at the amount of work this individual has given to wikipedia, and to the Biography WikiProject in particular. He has once run for a seat on the foundation board already. I can imagine few people I would prefer to see there.
User:Pastordavid - One of the first editors I encountered here, and one who has had the at-best dubious pleasure of fairly regular contact with me. One of the most calm, well-informed, and even-handed people I've met. And a great editor who has an unusually high number of FAs and GAs to his credit.
I like nominating articles for the DYK section. So far, these articles that I have nominated have been included. Articles that I have created or substantially improved are listed in bold, the ones which were the work of others I include as regular text.
Below are my non-project related userboxes. I am a regular packrat for project userboxes, and actually probably have too bloody many of the silly things. If you really insist on seeing them all, please go here.
This user has an INTJ personality per the Myers–Briggs typing system.
Recognition (possibly excessive)
This editor is a Yeoman Editor and is entitled to display this Service Badge.
This image receives first place here just to remind everyone that while I am extremely grateful to all those others who have chosen to recognize me below with what they have given me, I am still rather inexperienced in a lot of ways. I can and do make mistakes, and I know that. If you believe I have made one, you may well be right. None of these awards, grateful for them as I am, necessarily indicate that any statements of opinion or conclusions I might draw are necessarily any better or more informed than anyone else's. And if you're the person who disagrees with me on something, yes, I mean you.
I, Pastor David, award John Carter this Saints' Star for his work at the thankless task of adding a "class" rating to more than 700 articles on saints and related topics
The Saints' Star
I award this Barnstar for your great efforts on saints articles.--evrik 17:06, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
The Working Man's Barnstar
For your tireless and painstaking edits in regards to WikiProject Saints and Misplaced Pages in general! Alekjds 02:20, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
The Saudi Arabian
Barnstar
Great work man , allow me to award you this Ammar ( - ) 00:11, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
The Original Barnstar
For all of your contributions to saint related articles and for the tons of articles you created. Well done! ♠Tom@sBat 21:12, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
I, Victuallers, hereby award you with The 50 DYK Medal, for your over 50 contributions to the Misplaced Pages:Did you know? section as featured on the Main Page. Your work is appreciated. Thank you. Yours, Victuallers 11:15, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
Admitting that my count could be off, I have seen 19 articles that John Carter either nominated, created, or expanded featured on the Main Page DYK section. No small acheivement no matter how you look at it! Pastordavid 17:46, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
For your continued effort on the A-class review, it's hard being the sole reviewer with only occassional help. Good work. Also for your contributions to Biography related articles. SpecialWindlertalk 11:31, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
I noticed that your edits were impressive and so I've decided to award you this Editor's Barnstar! Wikidudeman 20:40, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
The Biography Barnstar
The Biography Barnstar
Here is just for making the darn thing. New4325 (talk) 22:50, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
Leader of the pack
Thank you for expanding the lead section of the Gavin Donoghue article. Thanks. Sunderland06 16:13, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
The Barnstar of Good Humor
I come to cheer you on after reading the Misplaced Pages Signpost, where ais523's technology report says your rename to "John Carter" shut down the server for 10 minutes because 75,000 edits had to be reattributed. Wow! I laugh in admiration... Shalom (Hello • Peace) 06:47, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
For your impressive collaborative work across many WikiProjects. Cirt (talk) 19:21, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
The Africa Award
John_Carter is awarded this Africa Award for exemplary work on Africa-related articles. Presented by a member of the WikiProject_Africa, T L Miles (talk) 04:18, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
The Crap toleration barnstar
For your outstanding ability to deal with the crap that you encounter and staminar at using the pooper scooper to make wikipedia a better place. How you tolerate such a strong exposure to ammonia (which is potentially lethal) I don't know but the Bald One is proud of your resistance to it. Keep up the strong resistence to it and in making the world a cleaner place!! ♦Blofeld of SPECTRE♦ 17:48, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
The Fraternity/Sorority Barnstar
For being apart of WikiProject Freemasonry! InvisibleDiplomat66 05:40, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
The Tireless Contributor Barnstar
Just had to award one for your persistent, tenacious efforts on the Hoggenkal Falls page. I came back to check on it and you and Shef.steel are STILL hanging in there. You ARE a tireless contributor! Renee (talk) 22:06, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
The Original Barnstar
John Carter is hereby awarded this Original Barnstar, for his tireless efforts to make this encyclopedia better. He is undoubtedly one of the best editors on Misplaced Pages. His terrific work, courtesy, willingness to help and improve, and extremely civil behaviour should act as a reference guide for all aspiring Wikipedians. That's because of editors like you that this project is still going strongly. Have no words, all I can say is thank you. Thank you for being part of Misplaced Pages. Best regards, Shahid • 15:26, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
The Wiki-halo
Its funny John but I was also about to give you this award for the multiple assets you give to this encyclopedia. Not only do I greatly appreciate your help and overlooking of the various disputes you've been involved in and somehow managing to keep a cool head, particularly with the Preity Zinta and related issues, but you have earned a great deal of respect from your fellow editors and advice that you give. Aside from this you have put in a huge amount of work "behind the scenes" towards improving the organization and system of the encyclopedia which people should be in debt of gratitude for. Cheers and thankyou for being an honorable wikipedian in this community. ♦Blofeld of SPECTRE♦ 16:15, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
Hai! John Carter, also known as teh wunderful wyet-wingeded wiki wararior, welcumz yoo ta him uzrpaeg! him gud admin. yoo sa bad tings, him bitez yooz. don't sa bad tings bout hims reiting. K? Hay, awn Marz we dun talk az mutch az fyet, eet tukk meh a lawngl thyme ta learn deir freakin languaeg, adn I've bein owtta practiec wif Enklish foar abowt a century nao. K?
The Crap toleration barnstar
