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| ==List of Ackbar jokes== | |||
| I might not be around a whole lot in the next few days. I've got to go back to school and get all that straightened out, classes and whatnot; i've also got to start finishing my senior thesis on ] and ] and nurse my injured arm back to health. | |||
| Question: What would Ackbar be called if he was a character on ]? | |||
| ==Me== | |||
| Answer: Gakbar | |||
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| Question: If Ackbar was a ] what would his name be? | |||
| says i'm at over 2600 edits as of January 10, 2006, with over 1600 in the article namespace and precisely 1200 distinct articles edited. but thats kinda deceptive since the vast majority are minor edits- recategorization, wiki link fixes, typo fixes, etc. ], ]s, and ] are the areas i have most interest in, and where most of my edits are. | |||
| Answer: Gacktbar | |||
| Question: What would Ackbar's name be if he were in jail? | |||
| I live in upstate ], in a hamlet of ], and go to school in ], just a bit north of ]. Although a ] of my life has been lived upstate, here and outside ], i've also lived in ], ], ], ], and briefly, ]. Not bad for someone who's only 22; on the other hand, I have only briefly and just barely crossed the ], and other than that one trip have only once or twice been west of a state touching the ]. I've never been to ] but for some reason they were still willing to grant me ], which was very nice of them. My immediate family is scattered across the ] so i (somewhat grudgingly) travel a lot. | |||
| Answer: Blackbar | |||
| Question: What would Ackbar's name be if he were on ]? | |||
| recently set up an account on the spanish wikipedia, y mi página de usuario esta . gonna start making stubs and stuff over there, but first i need to brush up on my use of diacriticals. surprisingly, there's no article for ] or anything like that . . . | |||
| Answer: Ackbart | |||
| Question: What would Ackbar's name be if he were in a different ] movie? | |||
| ===Misplaced Pages=== | |||
| Answer: Quackbar (referring to ]) | |||
| Other than simple re-wording, spelling fixes, and ] patrols for nonsense and ] i mostly stick to the things i actually know and care about because if i don't know about and care about something i can't make informed decisions on what should or shouldn't be in the article or, say, whether it should even be an entry in the wikipedia. | |||
| just because i've never heard of something or it sounds like nonsense to me doesn't mean it isn't a significant ] in today's almost global society of billions and billions of members. ha. | |||
| Question: What would Ackbar's name be if he were a member of the Church of Subgenius? | |||
| ==Articles== | |||
| Answer: Slackbar | |||
| a random selection of articles i've put up (probably meaning i made a stub) or de-stubbed: | |||
| Question: What would Ackbar be called if he lived in ]? | |||
| *the ] | |||
| Answer: Fagbar | |||
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| *] ''my alma mater, '''totally''' notable.'' | |||
| *the illustrious ], of ] | |||
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| *] (can you beleive there wasn't an article for them?) | |||
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| and probably some others. | |||
| Question: What would Ackbar be called if he were on ]? | |||
| i also started the ]. | |||
| Answer: Zachbar | |||
| Question: What would Ackbar be called if he was friends with DMl33t? | |||
| ==misc== | |||
| Answer: Hackbar | |||
| ] is a link to the page i've been using for info/work on the hallucinogens project and articles, presently consisting mostly of snippets of an old, out-dated book about hallucinogens; it's here so I can get to it, not you, but you can click on it too if for some reason you want to. | |||
| Question: What would Ackbar be called if he were a eunich? | |||
| ==license== | |||
| Answer: Lackbar | |||
| the following applies with the exception of my user pages and my talk page, which are "otherwise stated". I don't really know why i don't want to dual licence them but nobody else does and i don't want to stick out from the crowd or anything. That would just be terrible. I think ] said something about this sort of thing once on ] in the ] episode. and i'm trying to use up some space so the page layout isn't all funny. this should just about do it, i think. | |||
| Question: What would Ackbar be called if he were a breakdancer? | |||
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| Answer: WiggidyWhackbar | |||
| See you around Purchase ^_^ | |||
Revision as of 02:54, 31 January 2006
List of Ackbar jokes
Question: What would Ackbar be called if he was a character on Nickelodeon? Answer: Gakbar
Question: If Ackbar was a J-Rocker what would his name be? Answer: Gacktbar
Question: What would Ackbar's name be if he were in jail? Answer: Blackbar
Question: What would Ackbar's name be if he were on The Simpsons? Answer: Ackbart
Question: What would Ackbar's name be if he were in a different George Lucas movie? Answer: Quackbar (referring to Howard the Duck)
Question: What would Ackbar's name be if he were a member of the Church of Subgenius? Answer: Slackbar
Question: What would Ackbar be called if he lived in San Francisco? Answer: Fagbar
Question: What would Ackbar be called if he were on Saved by the Bell? Answer: Zachbar
Question: What would Ackbar be called if he was friends with DMl33t? Answer: Hackbar
Question: What would Ackbar be called if he were a eunich? Answer: Lackbar
Question: What would Ackbar be called if he were a breakdancer? Answer: WiggidyWhackbar
See you around Purchase ^_^