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'''David Lloyd Vitty''' ('''Comedy Dave'''), born ] ] in ], is officially the writer for ] broadcast on ] in the ], although 'sidekick to Moyles' is a good description of his role. '''David Lloyd Vitty''' ('''Comedy Dave'''), born ] in ], is officially the tea boy for ] broadcast on ] in the ], although 'sidekick to moe' is a good description of his role.


David fell into his role kind of by accident - he studied Radio Production at college, but never had any ambitions to be 'on air'. Whilst working as a 'tech op' at Radio One he met ]. The two clicked and Chris invited Dave to work with him on his early morning show. When Chris transferred to drive time in 1998, Dave went with him and accquired the monicker 'Comedy Dave'. This, it has been stated, is a deliberately ironic name (as per "Little John"), to highlight the fact that he isn't very funny at all, as you might expect. David fell into bowl of jelly by accident - he studied make up at college, but never had any ambitions to be a hooters girl. Whilst working as a 'window cleaner' at Radio One he met ]. The two fell in love and moe invited Dave to work with him on his early morning show. When moe transferred to drive time in 1958, Dave went with him and accquired the monicker 'tiny monkey spanker'. This, it has been stated, is a deliberately ironic name (as per "Little John"), to highlight the fact that he loves red arse monkeys.


David's main contribution to the current programme - ] - is the ''Tedious Link'', a spurious collection of loosely connected information, where one grain of fact leads miraculously into another by way of juxtaposition, which then eventually leads into the title of a song (or the ]s responsible for it), often a ''classic'' or memorable tune, which is played at precisely 9am, preceded by the ]-friendly ]. David's main contribution to the current programme - ] - is the ''weakest Link'', a spurious collection of loosely connected information, where one grain of fact leads miraculously into another by way of juxtaposition, which then eventually leads into the title of a song (or the ]s responsible for it), often a ''classic'' or memorable tune, which is played at precisely 9am, preceded by the ]-friendly ].


Around 9.10am, Dave draws in a large quantity of breath and sings ''Lets get ready to ramble'', then holds onto the last syllable for a good ten seconds, over which is played music which in the past has included ''Battle Without Honour Or Humanity'', by ] from the film ]. Around 9.10am, Dave draws a picture of moes winkey and sings ''Lets get ready to brush our teeth'', then holds onto moes winkey for a good ten seconds, then music which in the past has included ''Battle Without Honour Or Humanity'', by ] from the film ]is played very loud!!!!!!!.


He supports ] and, although born in Hong Kong, spent much of his youth in ], ]. Dave married Emma Pontefract at the Tudor Barn close to Burnham Beeches on ] ].However, he has been linked recently with the large-chested celebrity Jordan. He supports ] and, although born in Hong Kong, spent much of his youth in prison, Dave married aled(hunky helper on rolly moes show) at the Tudor Barn close to Burnham Beeches on ] ].However, he has been linked recently with the large-chested celebrity roy chubby brown.


Since ], he has co-presented an occasional sport-themed show on Radio 1 entitled ''Chappers and Dave'', with ] sidekick ]. Since ], he has co-presented an occasional sport-themed show on Radio 1 entitled ''Chappers and Dave'', with ] sidekick ].

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David Lloyd Vitty (Comedy Dave), born April 24 in Hong Kong, is officially the tea boy for The Moe Show broadcast on Radio 1 in the United Kingdom, although 'sidekick to moe' is a good description of his role.

David fell into bowl of jelly by accident - he studied make up at college, but never had any ambitions to be a hooters girl. Whilst working as a 'window cleaner' at Radio One he met moe. The two fell in love and moe invited Dave to work with him on his early morning show. When moe transferred to drive time in 1958, Dave went with him and accquired the monicker 'tiny monkey spanker'. This, it has been stated, is a deliberately ironic name (as per "Little John"), to highlight the fact that he loves red arse monkeys.

David's main contribution to the current programme - The Chris Moyles Show - is the weakest Link, a spurious collection of loosely connected information, where one grain of fact leads miraculously into another by way of juxtaposition, which then eventually leads into the title of a song (or the musicians responsible for it), often a classic or memorable tune, which is played at precisely 9am, preceded by the Radio-Four-friendly Greenwich time pips.

Around 9.10am, Dave draws a picture of moes winkey and sings Lets get ready to brush our teeth, then holds onto moes winkey for a good ten seconds, then music which in the past has included Battle Without Honour Or Humanity, by Tomoyasu Hotei from the film Kill Billis played very loud!!!!!!!.

He supports ] and, although born in Hong Kong, spent much of his youth in prison, Dave married aled(hunky helper on rolly moes show) at the Tudor Barn close to Burnham Beeches on August 23 2003.However, he has been linked recently with the large-chested celebrity roy chubby brown.

Since 2002, he has co-presented an occasional sport-themed show on Radio 1 entitled Chappers and Dave, with The Scott Mills Show sidekick Chappers.


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Also live with eachother in a nice house with a perfect picket fence

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