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please unprotect the page Sakshama, when wikipedia is having articles for techfest, techniche and other technical fetivals. then why not a article for sakshama, a technical festival which was started from a small town of india in the year 2007 and now it is going to celebrate it's third version and it has been said as no #1 technical festival of north india. so i want to write a page for it please unprotect it. you can find more at http://sakshama.org or you can find the same communities on orkut and other social web Aashish K Mahaswary (talk) 11:21, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

You can ignore this; I have pointed the user to WP:RFPU/WP:DRV. He didn't know how to reach an admin and so left talk messages for a page-full of recent changes editors. Stifle (talk) 16:06, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

election advice

Since Lady C's untimely demise, and your withdrawal, do you have any advice on which candidates for ArbCom should be considered? Trout Ice Cream (talk) 06:22, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

Eat 'em all. Project going dogs. bishzilla _ROARR!! 06:33, 23 November 2008 (UTC).

'Zilla is Correct! Am Preparing Election Doggerel as we Do Speak! DOGRIGGR (deflea) 08:15, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

Dear Bishzilla, are you sure you won't reconsider your withdrawal? America has just elected a black man. Surely green will be acceptable to wikipedia. Without you I'm just left with the usual list of little users and scant ways to express my big sulk (advice on sulking welcome, but must be better than Guy Browning's ). --Joopercoopers (talk) 19:39, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

Speaking of Lady C. When is the old bag gonna be buried? GoodDay (talk) 21:22, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

On NWA.Rep

Hi Bishzilla. Recently you protected User talk:NWA.Rep against further editing, but now User:Swatjester blanked the page. Could you please undo that admins edits? NWA.Rep spoke of admins who have some real issues with their powers and responsibilities, and this seems like exactly the case! If you don't mind, could you also protect NWA.Rep's userpage? Swatjester and User:Gwen Gale removed content there as well, ignoring WP:BLP#Non-article space and acting like a censor.

I think it is a shame that a Wikipedian gave up after a conflict, and that some admins (not even regular editors, admins!) still can't leave him in peace. I hope you can help out. Thanks. --Soetermans | is listening | what he'd do now? 19:21, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

Perhaps we need a new policy: Misplaced Pages: Don't dance on the grave. :-( Bishonen | talk 20:09, 23 November 2008 (UTC).

Thanks Bish! --Soetermans | is listening | what he'd do now? 00:23, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

If you revert me I won't edit-war over this, but I think the guideline is clear. If you'll forgive my reverting you without touching base, we can discuss any disagreement.--chaser - t 02:15, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Hi, Chaser. I guess it's not clear, in that case. The way it's formulated, "The Misplaced Pages community generally frowns upon simulating the MediaWiki interface, and it should be avoided except when necessary for testing purposes", is a compromise after a hot debate on the matter some time ago. Some people wanted the guideline to say that SMIs, such as joke message bars, are verboten, and anybody can remove them; the other faction was as strongly against such encroachment on the traditional Misplaced Pages "wide latitude to users to manage their user space as they see fit" (quoting the guideline text from a little higher up). The text finally agreed on does not say "feel free to remove them", it says the "community generally frowns upon" them. Not everybody frowns; and those who do, get to go ahead and frown, not to use brute force in the matter. "Should be avoided" is not the same as "is not allowed"; it's simply more frowning. When the matter was last made a big issue of, I argued against forcible removal, because I feel that users should not be overridden in the management of their userspace for such trivial reasons as "the joke isn't funny" (who gets to decide that, seriously?). By contrast: some users have removed content on NWA.Rep's userpage that they considered sexist or aggressively nationalist; those are non-trivial matters, and I have not restored any of it. But the New Message bar is trivial; it's really not necessary to humiliate the user further over such a thing. I'm restoring it. (I have moved this conversation to WT:USER; please respond there if you want to discuss.) Bishonen | talk 10:36, 24 November 2008 (UTC).

Bish, I hadn't seen that there was anything on AN/I about this. However, I think you've known me long enough to know I'm not "acting as a censor" or some other nonsense, but rather attempting to remove what is clearly a personal attack and accusations against other users. Perhaps Soetermans ought to think a bit more before making ridiculous accusations. ⇒SWATJester 02:28, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Hi, Swat. Sure, I know your intentions were of the best, but I'm going with ANI. Bishonen | talk 10:36, 24 November 2008 (UTC).

The Dream Lives On

With or without you. Misplaced Pages:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2008/Vote/Bishzilla Little users show great respect. Need 'Zilla on arbcom. Tex (talk) 19:33, 1 December 2008 (UTC)

Hehe, respectful votes even when not running! Flattering! :-D But oh noes, Little Stupid already post on vote page! Ruin good impression! bishzilla _ROARR!! 16:09, 4 December 2008 (UTC).

Could you adopt ScienceApologist?

And teach him how to properly make humorous snarky comments? Or should I try LadyC's page? Pcap ping 02:20, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Little lady unfortunately deceased, see encomiums here. Try User:Giano perhaps? bishzilla _ROARR!! 16:03, 4 December 2008 (UTC).

Eh, Giano takes himself seriously. Won't do SA any good, he already takes his mission here too seriously. No room for disgruntled scientists in Bishzilla's pocket? Pcap ping 16:25, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Heh

|Promethean chuckles| Just wanted to let you know that going over your Talk page archive gave me allot of laughs.   «l| Ψrometheăn ™|l»  (talk) 15:14, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

It made you laugh so much you had to ask for the deletion of the 'Zilla's campaign poster? Tex (talk) 15:26, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

Only looked at the archives after nominating it for deletion.   «l| Ψrometheăn ™|l»  (talk) 21:55, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

Snow keep! ROARRR !! bishzilla _ROARR!! 23:55, 9 December 2008 (UTC).

Saggar fired pottery

Would you consider semi-protection of this article, please, in view of the long edit war that has been going on there, by apparently one person using about eight IP addresses? Marshall46 (talk) 00:12, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

Was just considering what you suggest. Looking now. bishzilla _ROARR!! 09:35, 15 December 2008 (UTC).

Toolzz use pleezzz

Dear great green scaly one - please delete User:Joopercoopers/Queen's House and User:Joopercoopers/Origins and architecture of the Taj Mahal and associated subpages. Many thanks. --Joopercoopers (talk) 21:27, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Oi! I like those. Risker (talk) 21:43, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Subpages? Que? bishzilla _ROARR!! 09:33, 15 December 2008 (UTC).

Thanks Bishzilla - having a clean out of subpages too:

• user:Joopercoopers/Origins and architecture of the Taj Mahal/Statistics
• user:Joopercoopers/Taj Mahal/Review
• user:Joopercoopers/Origins and architecture of the Taj Mahal/Gallery
• user:Joopercoopers/Origins and architecture of the Taj Mahal/Timeline
• user:Joopercoopers/Supplement
• user:Joopercoopers/ActiveTab
• user:Joopercoopers/Dark Ages
• user:Joopercoopers/Origins and architecture of the Taj Mahal/Maps
• user:Joopercoopers/Tabbed articles
• user:Joopercoopers/comment
• User:Joopercoopers/sandbox

Kind regards --Joopercoopers (talk) 10:11, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Oh noes hrair! bishzilla _ROARR!! 10:39, 15 December 2008 (UTC).

Little Stupid, Superstar

Fishapod stars in music video! . . dave souza, talk 22:09, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Does this creature have a agent?! Could make a mint that way, or do we have to go to get a mint? Powerzilla (talk) 01:13, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

Little Stupid launch song-and-dance career under new name Tiktaalik. More dignified!

Poddie officially unbearable. Bishzilla very unfortunate mother. Happy splashing! bishapod splash! 05:52, 15 December 2008 (UTC).

Much amusement ensues

Great edit summary. Physiological response to pleasure on reading same has been audibly expressed. Good change. --Moonriddengirl 21:43, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Hehe, thank you little user. Bishzilla English skills excellent! bishzilla _ROARR!! 23:01, 22 December 2008 (UTC).

Merry Christmas

Lack of time and the credit crunch have restricted my activities this year. But have a good one and don't eat too many turkeys--Santa (talk) 13:02, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

'Zilla breathe delicately on the little Santa. Just for a tan. bishzilla _ROARR!! 10:29, 26 December 2008 (UTC).

Deification

I often feel uncomfortable approaching a 70 storey green lizard asking for favours so when talking to some of the pitchfork wielding grockles in the pub the other night, we decided perhaps its best to make offerings. Please accept this as a token of my esteem - suffice to say there's now a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Kathmandu. My fit of pique has abated and I'll have some time over Christmas to look at the Queen's house properly. Would you mind undeleting User:Joopercoopers/Queen's House? Sorry about the hokey cokey. --Joopercoopers (talk) 13:11, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Well, JC, I see you fluttering about on the wiki as I write, so I have undeleted the above-noted page. I will, however, leave your humble offerings to our beloved Bishzilla, who no doubt will enjoy the spectacle of a one-eyed yellow idol. You could, however, pop by my page and explain to me exactly what a "grockle" is. For some reason, I imagine a rather awkward, heavyset fellow whose pants are too short. Risker (talk) 15:54, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

"spectacle of a one-eyed yellow idol" - now only requires a monocle. --Joopercoopers (talk) 16:07, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Tee-hee ! Little Risker good straightman ! bishzilla _ROARR!! 10:25, 26 December 2008 (UTC).

Happy holidays

Thanks for making 2008 an interesting and enlightening year for me; you have graciously advised me on how best to serve our community as an administrator (I believe "eating vandals" was part of your advice) and I've always found your comments amusing, helpful or thought-provoking—I'll let you guess which ones are which!

New shirt

Good shirt for /zilla, here. Maybe come in size 1000X? --Justallofthem (talk) 18:24, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Handsome shirt! Little JustaHulk not vote zilla? bishzilla _ROARR!! 21:01, 30 December 2008 (UTC).

RFAR

I have named you at Misplaced Pages:Requests_for_arbitration#Biszilla. You may wish to make a statement. Durova 22:27, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Arbitration on illicit oversight? Not happening. Arbitration over a single block? Instantaneous. That's the Misplaced Pages way: getting even with everyone who ever did you wrong, ignoring every wrong done by others, and trying to get to the top of the heap. Utgard Loki (talk) 14:17, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Well it looks like I missed all Teh Dramah, but it also looks like ArbCom is well on its way to rejecting. Meh. She posted on ANI, was overturned, all handled. Why take to ArbCom? KillerChihuahua 14:29, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

• Sorry I missed the fun. Bishzilla show puny 'pedians way to cut Gordian knot! Guy (Help!) 20:42, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Haha. Let Little Stupid gnaw off knot with his sharp little teeth next time for Guy's enjoyment! bishzilla _ROARR!! 23:17, 14 January 2009 (UTC).

Ug!

You promise not block FT2 again? Promise not use block button on opponents? Breath on opponents much better. Yes? Please tell little arbs. Jehochman 04:15, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Promising is a very simplistic viewpoint! I need a clear desk and a more appropriate venue before I can promise anything. Say around Easter? It requires full comprehensive details of a matter taking place during the course of a year, from a very wide range of on- and off-site venues. It also has to fit round my work and others' work, my real life, and other historic matters, and to coincide with a family season, a new arbcom season and the start of the working year. Some people, indeed, might lazily dash off a 3 line note by way of reply to your recklessly short and simple question. That's not my way ! Now I will go check various large archives, with review item by item where a search cannot be specified, to ensure accuracy, and to ensure the balancing of that with a few overriding issues, if applicable, such as privacy of users, WMF requirements, ability to cite emails and getting permission if needed, and so on. In this case since I'm being asked about someone else's actions, that were discussed by others, and in others' emails, I'd like to be sure I've done that task carefully, so I need a few weeks to provide an unabridged statement. Can you think of a single reason a dishonest person would do so? It is an act of only high ethics and integrity. I hope this reassures. Feel free tell little arbs. bishzilla _ROARR!! 14:52, 14 January 2009 (UTC).

Now that's funny. Thanks for the laugh, and the breath of fresh air.Woonpton (talk) 15:39, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Hah, if they don't get that then they're all too dense to be in ArbCom. KillerChihuahua 15:56, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Wow! Bishzilla has been taking English lessons! Jehochman 16:33, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Now that you've mastered English, you might try a more expressive language, such as Yiddish. For instance, is FT2 the schlemiel or the schlimazel in this story? Jehochman 16:42, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Can't he be the putz? Utgard Loki (talk) 17:20, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

• No time more languages. Need go learn high ethics and integrity! (Useful text for ethics template here.) bishzilla _ROARR!! 17:38, 14 January 2009 (UTC).

• 'zilla trying to steal 'shonen's barnstar of humor? Naughty 'zilla. Thatcher 23:48, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Spot on

In recognition of of your spotting skills , I award you this minuscule decoration. Swedophile (talk) 17:00, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

• Heh heh, cute little feller! No climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man, little mammal! bishzilla _ROARR!! 17:24, 15 January 2009 (UTC).

No, no, no

Little user thought Mighty 'Zilla broke the chains of the leash! Puny 'Shonen can't keep you down! Come, Mighty 'Zilla...little user dressed in his Spider Man suit and ready to climb with you! Tex (talk) 16:22, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Yes, but when they start admonishing lizards, you know the world's gone to hell. Geogre (talk) 21:00, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

RfAr Re : Bishzilla

The request for arbitration named above has been declined as superseded by motion :

• Bishzilla (talk · contribs · blocks · protections · deletions · page moves · rights · RfA) is strongly admonished for her conduct in this matter. She is advised not to block users to force further discussion or action on an issue, nor to increase the pace of an issue, and not to take administrator actions with respect to disputes in which she is involved. Bishzilla is warned that any further such incidents are likely to lead to the suspension or revocation of her administrator privileges.

For the Arbitration Committee,
Mailer Diablo 14:44, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

• Hopefully, the Arbcom will have learned from its mistakes in this matter and cease dragging its feet in future. I'm sure most people, probably even FT2, are grateful for Bishzilla's brave actions in drawing what was becoming a very painful matter to a speedy conclusion. Giano (talk) 15:29, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, but Giano, since Bishzilla didn't do any of those things in the first place, it's irrelvant in general. Utgard Loki (talk) 15:55, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Yes, quite, just the usual nonsense we have come to expect. I wonder why we all stay sometimes. Who tried to bring the case anyway, I'll go an look. Giano (talk) 17:15, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Ah yes, should have known, plus the usual collection of Arachis Hypogaea kindly sharing their wisdom and opinions. Giano (talk) 17:24, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

• Well, at least Bushzilla got the boot. Jehochman 17:26, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Hey, he's got to do something now, and being on ArbCom fits his personality. It's much better that he write on a palimpsest than that he invade sovereign nations. Think about it: if he'd only had Misplaced Pages from the start, he could have found WMD in Iraq and removed Saddam Hussein without harming a single person. Utgard Loki (talk) 19:05, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
    • He does seem to have practiced wikiality as a foreign policy. Jehochman 19:33, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Poddie spam..

Woof! From Argentina... . . . dave souza, talk 09:08, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

The homeless Great Zilla move into little User:Tex's house, Dave. Faiblesse for volcanic eruptions, it seems. (Scary.) bishapod splash! 19:20, 5 February 2009 (UTC).

"Faiblesse"? Little Stupid has big vocabulary, it seems. Tex (talk) 19:45, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

Just so, Froglaise is one of my many weaknesses and had to look that up :-/ Evidently a volcanic temperament, hope the homelessness is temporary and Tex enjoys the company in the meantime. Heads back to own cluttered apartment. . dave souza, talk 22:16, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

Company

Do you know this fella who showed up on my page? It appears he's about to challenge you to a duel. Tex (talk) 20:58, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

'Zilla tremendously impressed by handsome lizzard, abjectly loses duel. bishzilla _ROARR!! 21:20, 3 April 2009 (UTC).

Gasp! Why Ms. Zilla, I thought your heart belonged to Muzzy! You little minx, you. Tex (talk) 21:36, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Mmmm... Muzzy appealing, glamorous, engaging, attractive, romantic, sultry, torrid, beautiful, sensual, erotic, lovely, hot! Yearningly: But friendly monster ! Always ready expand harem ! bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:18, 3 April 2009 (UTC).

Bishzilla!! What have I told you about vandalizing sexy lizards!! Yes you may well blush, bad dino! Bishonen | talk 23:30, 4 April 2009 (UTC).

Not to mention, the fact that the mighty monster couldn't come up with something better than "handsome". She obviously has access to wordsmyth.net, couldn't she come up with something better? Tex (talk) 14:54, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

To Bishzilla

To Bishzilla: you once met a scrappy "copyeditor" and his friendly dogs. As they flourished, they grew in strength and in number. One day, conventional mechanisms of individuation gave way to a transcendental feat: each ego, of animal and man alike, fused into an über-persona. Our name is Godriggr, and we-ourselves fear no great lizard. Godriggr's followers accumulate greatly with each passing day. Bishzilla, I say to you-yourself: a new game has come unto town. Relinquish your grasp on puny men; let your drool only water the prettiest flowers; and join our league, as Directrix of Homeland Security. Godriggr (talk) 05:57, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Hello there young Rigg! Go play with User:Little Stupid at friend User:Swedophile's kindergarten, perhaps? Bishapod learning touch typing with fingery appendages and practising song-and-dance number. Great progress both counts! Little Rigg climb Reichstag in Zilla pocket? Or come to disreputable sock party at User:Gooch's house? Plenty fusing going on over there! (Fear the great lizard, little user, tee hee.) bishzilla _ROARR!! 11:13, 10 May 2009 (UTC).

Maxypoda

Maxypoda good friend Bishapod.

Call of the Wild

{Gooch hear bongos in the distance. Gooch hear natives chanting. Gooch smell torches burning. Appears natives calling King Kong to take Gooch as sacrifice. Gooch afraid. Gooch very afraid.} Wait, that not King Kong, that Mini-Me Kong! Gooch (talk) 18:38, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Hellooo cute wild little Gooch! Is Goochapod? See some young poddie ANI trouble here. Or is Mr Spock? Gooch come play with the naughty Maxypoda? bishzilla _ROARR!! 19:49, 4 June 2009 (UTC).

Little Gooch Goochified Maxypoda and Bishapod pages. All friends now! Gooch (talk) 20:51, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Call of the Toxic Personality

Dino joke:

—Is that a toxic personality or are you just glad to see me?

—That's not a toxic personality, that's just some radioactive breath. bishzilla _ROARR!! 23:23, 15 June 2009 (UTC).

The Bish clones

Howdy Zill. Do ya think you could persuade your clone to return to Misplaced Pages? GoodDay (talk) 14:14, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

"Zill"? bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:47, 27 June 2009 (UTC).

Yes, Zill. GoodDay (talk) 19:51, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Request

Little user "Ched" ... neh, tiny user ched comes to stand before the honorable "Bishzilla". (/me trembles with fear and respect). Most venerable Bishzilla, I ask for your forgiveness for the errors of my ways. I have only acted in what I believed what was best for the 'pedia. If you could find it in your heart to forgive my errors, I promise to try harder to improve our Misplaced Pages. — Ched :  ?  13:38, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

WHERE SWEETS (RAWR)? Sweets improve wikipedia! bishzilla _ROARR!! 15:53, 8 August 2009 (UTC).

Zilla eats sweets? I always got the impression Zilla was more of a, er, meat eater. I go away now. John Carter (talk) 16:13, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Zilla family eat sweets, chihuahuas, little users. bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:09, 8 August 2009 (UTC).

Please leave a few morsels for the hungry MONGO too!?--MONGO 23:57, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Hungry little MONGO want slice of John Carter? Granted as soon as asked! bishzilla _ROARR!! 00:17, 9 August 2009 (UTC).

Well, probably not unless he tastes like roast beef.--MONGO 05:03, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Art

Little Giano not appreciate Great Art on talkpage.

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Someone please remove this "work of art" from my page and place it on Bishzilla's, where I am sure it will be more in keeping. Thanking in advance - and the rest of you can bugger off and find something productive to do. Giano (talk) 22:18, 2 November 2009 (UTC)

Not bad, IP. GoodDay (talk) 16:35, 3 November 2009 (UTC)

Arbcom elections

Bishzilla planning run? Should be able to stomp edit count requirement - 'zilla obviously at least 2x taller than any other editor, edits to mainspace should count at least twice then, so enough! Yes? Georgewilliamherbert (talk) 03:21, 14 November 2009 (UTC)

Haha! Bishzilla edit like mad thing last year, ace requirement! Useful edits and also a little vandalism, excellent combo! bishzilla (disappointedly) _ROARR!! 00:32, 20 November 2009 (UTC).

That's kind of too bad. Having you in ArbCom might help bring some of the more obvious cases to resolution quite a bit mroe quickly, and really reduce the recidivism problem. Oh, well. John Carter (talk) 01:35, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

Salve

Salve Auntie Zilla, anda bigga grazie for de warma welcome. I hero to write a bout de important things in di life, lika di giochi per il mio computer. love Randolfo (talk) 23:49, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

Oh no, more kids. :-( Go play with Little Stupid, little Italiano! Shoo! bishzilla _ROARR!! 00:37, 20 November 2009 (UTC).

Christmas Present

Little Gooch have wonderfult Christmas present for Mighty 'Zilla! See:

Gooch (talk) 16:39, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

Kind! Reply with friendly counter-offer on Gooch page! bishzilla _ROARR!! 00:48, 10 December 2009 (UTC).

Holy Hot Breath!

Important new discovery! Little stupid ancestor live 375 million years ago. 375 million years more than half of halflife of Uranium. That mean Bishapod ancestors had 1.5x more radioactive breath flame!

This VERY IMPORTANT and explain several great extinction events.

I submit theory to multiple very important journals by next Tuesday, so will avoid WP:NOR and be able to scoff at those who reject idea of Misplaced Pages as serious scientific venue. Yes. Soon.

General approach also explain dissapearance of Trilobites - they even older, one day mating spawning school grew to Critical mass, then... POOF! ALL GONE! Terrible tragedy. Georgewilliamherbert (talk) 11:51, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

Sing it, GWH! Little stupid ancestor now scare Great Bishzilla, ha! Pod's turn to be admin next! GWH support? bishapod splash! 17:26, 10 December 2009 (UTC).

Happy Holidays!

It's not quite Tokyo-scale, but here's a Christmas gift that will taste better than those silly metal skyscrapers. Cheers, a little passer-by 00:22, 25 December 2009 (UTC)

• Zilla Cosy Milda Margerine house! A little small perhaps! Come along, little passer-by! Come frisk and frolic in pocket with Little Stupid! Hold on tight, we going way up North to Norrland! bishzilla _ROARR!! 21:23, 25 December 2009 (UTC).

In Tokyo past New Years

And sent you a nengajoo. Hope you received it in your underwater castle! –SJ+ 06:39, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

Hello little SJ, long time! Nengajoo... ? bishzilla _ROARR!! 00:27, 6 May 2010 (UTC).

Bish?

I saw this on the Main Page and it sort of reminded me of Bishzilla. Hope you're doing well. --MZMcBride (talk) 21:29, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

Hi MZM. Thank you for colourful image, which sort of reminds Bishzilla of a ginormous turkey. Scary... and she was already a bit worried about the fanatic insistence on Risker's page about not using the word "poop" in articles, if one wishes to be an autoreviewer. Is "No poop" policy now..? I hope people realise that that would deprive the encyclopedia of the priceless editing of Bishzilla ! Bishonen | talk 21:50, 14 June 2010 (UTC).

Hello

How are you this fine September day? Stifle (talk) 11:48, 1 September 2010 (UTC)

Large! :-) Or embiggened, even. ('Zilla great fan Simpsons, always use cromulent dinospeak.) How little Stifle? bishzilla _ROARR!! 16:56, 1 September 2010 (UTC).

I'm slightly better that I have been. Now if I can just figure out some admin task to do that doesn't get people jumping up and down... Stifle (talk) 20:58, 5 September 2010 (UTC)

Oops... bishzilla _ROARR!! 23:53, 5 September 2010 (UTC).

9 Reasons Not to Date a Tyrannosaurus Rex

• 9 Reasons Not to Date a Tyrannosaurus Rex • Ling.Nut 04:20, 3 September 2010 (UTC)
  • Can't be helped, little wing nut. 'Zilla all heart (and sexiness); unable resist T-rex, or for that matter User:RexxS's, charms. 'Zilla always on lookout to augment harem! bishzilla _ROARR!! 21:01, 5 September 2010 (UTC).
    • At 65,000,058 years old, poor dino getting too old for harem duties. Maybe seek companionship and shared interests? -- T-RexxS (talk) 22:03, 5 September 2010 (UTC)
      • You are apparently not only getting old but senile too, Rex. Don't you remember that indicating any female is something other than 29 or, at worst, 39 years old is all but guaranteed to get a negative reaction? John Carter (talk) 23:39, 5 September 2010 (UTC)

• (e/c) Hehe, poor old Tokyo! Fine vintage footage of Cousin Godzilla. Handsome atomic deathray! Little user:RexxS too modest; is sure to be rejuvenated by 'Zilla's charms and wiles. Specialist in Art of Love! bishzilla _ROARR!! 23:47, 5 September 2010 (UTC).

You may be interested in this AfD

Misplaced Pages:Articles for deletion/What do you call a male/female Dragon? Hans Adler 11:31, 10 September 2010 (UTC)

What do you call a female dragon? Whatever she wants to be called, I reckon. Or perhaps, "Ma'am". Tex (talk) 14:27, 10 September 2010 (UTC)

Zilla on the attack...

Hehe, thanks little MONGO. 'Zilla need check this page more often! Bison look delicious... even better than chihuahuas! bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:12, 26 October 2010 (UTC).

Please be gentle...

...that although my schooling was comprehensive, I never went to Public School. LessHeard vanU (talk) 23:51, 13 November 2010 (UTC)

_ROARR??

ArbCom Campaign manager

If Zilla won't run for ArbCom, maybe candidates could use a good manager. The salary for both is the same. If not a King Queen, why not a King-maker?
⋙–Berean–Hunter—► ((⊕)) 15:26, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

Haha, 'Zilla manage election! Simply tell little godking how fill committee slots! Big relief to Jimbo: no thinking necessary!

Kidding aside, little User:Tex manage Zilla campaign in 2008. Highly recommended. Modest salary. Loyally updating fine 'Zilla campaign posters as we do speak. But 'Zilla suspect Tex very busy this year. Hard work restraining Bishapod's socks from candidacy! Bitey little Darwinbish require bodyguarding day and night! bishzilla _ROARR!! 16:10, 23 November 2010 (UTC).

Ahh...Little Tex never too busy for Mighty 'Zilla! You want to run, you just give me a holler. Will take all the Bishes to the Promise Land! Tex (talk) 16:19, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

Little Tex always reliable! But 'Zilla still resting after 2008 election. Don't understand how little users can work so hard! bishzilla _ROARR!! 16:35, 23 November 2010 (UTC).

Maybe if you show them your credentials, they will let you run everything. It works for politicians in the US. You would be good at extorting fundraising, too.
⋙–Berean–Hunter—► ((⊕)) 18:26, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

Ha! Clever little hunter! Handsome Bishzillastar! bishzilla _ROARR!! 19:46, 23 November 2010 (UTC).

Hey, if I can run, you can run. Get teeth into it! Georgewilliamherbert (talk) 20:13, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

You...

...are just too cute! jus' sayin :) --- c y m r u . l a s s 07:08, 2 February 2011 (UTC)

Aww, thank you! Please don't eat me for thinking you're adorable! --- c y m r u . l a s s 23:28, 2 February 2011 (UTC)

your status

You could be a state dinosaur TCO (talk) 04:34, 18 March 2011 (UTC)

Bishzilla is dinosaur of the world! bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:36, 23 March 2011 (UTC).

Re: Tribulations of grandmotherhood

But do your grandsocks come up to you & announce "It's rough-house time" & expect you to rough-house with them? And you work twice as hard to avoid squashing them? Or do Bishzillas not worry about squashing their young while rough-housing? (That would bring their calls for rough-housing to a quick end.) -- llywrch (talk) 03:23, 20 April 2011 (UTC)

I hope not. (I guess she leaves that to our cats.) Bad enough she jumps on me & demands a piggy-back ride at the most importune moments. -- llywrch (talk) 16:55, 20 April 2011 (UTC)