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====<br>My name in other languages==== ====<br>My name in other languages====
Misplaced Pages is really just a front to feed Earth citizens misinformation. Not realizing this, they spread it into other languages. I thought names weren't supposed to be translated, but as they insist, I allow them to ] You see, Misplaced Pages is not only a marvelous project it is also an interlingual marvelous project. For those who speak other languages than English, here's my ] translated or transliterated ]

Hello you, speaking any language different from those in the above page — just pop in, and write your own!
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====Propaganda... er.. poems willfully dedicated to me, your lord and master==== ====Various poems dedicated to Jimbo Wales====
''The World is a bathroom with 7 billion toilets,''<br> ''The World is a Parliament with 7 billion seats,''<br>
''Thanks to Jimbo Wales and his amazing desire to broil it.''<br> ''Thanks to Jimbo Wales and his amazing feat.''<br>
''We'll have nothing to say at the end of the day,''<br> ''We all have a say at the end of the day,''<br>
''Especially if we're just a random number living on the seat.''<br> ''Even if we're just a random number editing a street.''<br>
''It's a Wiki world Jimmy says, so let's give him a cheer,''<br> ''It's a Wiki world Jimmy says, so let's give him a cheer,''<br>
''Hip hip Hooray! Thank you Jimbo for my beer!''<br> ''Hip hip Hooray! Thank you Jimbo for my seat!''<br>
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''Jimbo Wales is my friend''<br> ''Jimbo Wales is my friend''<br>
''I don't even know where to begin,''<br> ''I don't even know where to begin,''<br>
''and even though we've never met''<br> ''and even though we've never met''<br>
''his lordship will hopefully never end''<br> ''his works with Misplaced Pages will hopefully never end''<br>
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I am your lord and master ''']''' and I am the founder and president of the ], the group which governs the ]. My name is ''']''' and I am the founder and president of the ], the group which governs ].


==Contacts== ==Contacts==
'''Press Inquiries:''' Didn't you hear that freedom of the press no longer exists? Nonetheless, if you desire to reach me, contact my slave named ] in ] at +1&nbsp;727&nbsp;231&nbsp;0101, and I will be sure that you are summarily execut... I mean, contacted. . Please use that number for press inquiries '''only'''! I am not joking about this. Other inquiries to that phone number will result in imprisonment on the ], where you will be forced to write "Jimbo is the King" on a chalkboard for all eternity. '''Press Inquiries:''' Please leave a message with my assistant ] in the ] at +1&nbsp;727&nbsp;231&nbsp;0101, and I will get back to you. Please use that number for press inquiries '''only'''! I am not joking about this. Other inquiries to that phone number will be ignored.
'''General Misplaced Pages Questions''' You will probably be joyful after you contact the ]. Remember, if you're with the press, please call Danny at the number above.
'''Other Inquiries (related to me or my position)''' can be sent by e-mail to jwales&nbsp;at&nbsp;wikia&nbsp;dot&nbsp;com. (Press inquiries by e-mail are also always welcome.) To make sure I see your e-mail, the best way to slip it by my ] ] is to mention Misplaced Pages in the subject or body of the e-mail.
'''General Misplaced Pages Questions''' You will probably be joyful after you contact the ] (a.k.a Wikitru). Remember, if you're with the press, please call Danny at the number above.
'''Other Inquiries (related to me or my position)''' can be sent by e-mail to jwales&nbsp;at&nbsp;wikia&nbsp;dot&nbsp;com. To make sure I see your e-mail, the best way to slip it by my ] ] is to say "I love my lord and master Jimbo Wales" in the subject or body of the e-mail. Those who don't will have their memory wiped. Any that do get through will result in the sender being relocated to the Lunar Penal Colony


==My itinerary== ==My itinerary==
] of Jimbo Wales, at least on Earth. I go elsewhere as well, but I believe telling you to be unwise, as you all need to be kept in the dark for the time being. ] of Jimbo Wales. Go there to find out more!


==Meetups== ==Meetups==
Here is an incomplete list of ] (which are awesome!) I have attended/will attend:
] are held to bring together my underlings and ensure that they shall follow the Wikilaws of the Universe! First-timers are ] to ensure that they "learn" my way of doing things. Famous individuals are brought in to be brainwashed like the rest, to ensure the Wiki way continues to spread. Some of them are ], ], ], ], and ].

Here is an incomplete list of ] I have held:
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==Quotations== ==Quotations==
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* ''"Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is under my control. That’s what I'm doing. Just don't tell anyone."'' &ndash; * ''"Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is given free access to the sum of all human knowledge. That’s what we’re doing."'' &ndash;

* ''"I invented the internet."'' &ndash; on ]


* ''"...I advise the world to relax a notch or two. That way they won't know what hit 'em!"'' &ndash; * ''"We make the Internet not suck."'' &ndash; on ]


* ''"Freedom of speech is critical for all cultures? Ha, where'd you get that idea?"'' &ndash; * ''"...I advise the world to relax a notch or two."'' &ndash;


* ''"Here, we are polite, thoughtful, smart, geeky people, trying only to do something which is undoubtedly good in the world: write and give away a 💕."'' &ndash; ]
* ''"To me the key thing is getting it right. And if a person's really smart and they're doing fantastic work, I don't care if they're a high school kid or a Harvard professor; I'm going to take them and make them one of mine."''


* ''"Freedom of speech is critical for all cultures"'' &ndash;
* ''" like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're gonna get."''


* ''"To me the key thing is getting it right. And if a person's really smart and they're doing fantastic work, I don't care if they're a high school kid or a Harvard professor; it's the work that matters."''
* ''"Sure I met the guy, he should run for God."'' - ''']''' on Jimbo Wales.


* ''" like a sausage: you might like the taste of it, but you don't necessarily want to see how it's made,"''
* ''Hello.''


==You shouldn't edit this page == ==You may edit this page ==
Really, you shouldn't! Really, you can!


This is my user page. I like to keep it a certain way. I don't trust any of you humans, so, as it is for some who contact me, those who edit this page will go to the Lunar Penal Colny. Since this page is so simple and ugly, I'm hoping some of you will screw up, take pity, and try to fix it. See that link up there: '<span class="plainlinks"></span>'? Go for it!! You'll only be enslaved for the remainder of your life! &ndash; Jimbo This is my user page. I like to keep it a certain way. But, the thing is, I trust you. I trust that you'll add something here that makes me smile<!-- TANSTAAFL and DLTBGYD -->, that informs me, or that helps to inform others. If I have things in a certain format, I trust that you will respect that format. Actually, scratch that. Since this page is so simple and ugly, my ultimate dream is that some person who thinks it is fun will come along and make it look as perfect as ] user page. See that link up there: '<span class="plainlinks"></span>'? Go for it. It's a wiki world!! &ndash; Jimbo


Note that quite a few Wikipedians watch my user page and will edit mercilessly or even remove altogether any alterations made. They are currently being punished for telling the truth, and must repent by making sure this page is correct and filled with lies. Note that quite a few Wikipedians watch my user page and will edit mercilessly or even remove altogether any alterations made. This ''is'' a wiki, after all.


Comments on how this page currently looks should be directed to ]. I guarantee that you'll be "taken care of" if you leave one. Comments on how this page currently looks should be directed to ].
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==Principles==
My one and only principle is that of self-preservation, regardless of the wellness of my subjects. That's it. Nothing else. Anyone who says otherwise will, again, be sent to the Lunar Penal Colony.
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Jimbo Wales
Jimbo Wales speaking at FOSDEM 2005 in Brussels, Belgium
Jimbo Wales speaking at FOSDEM 2005 in Brussels, Belgium
Jimbo Wales speaking at FOSDEM 2005 in Brussels, Belgium

Jimbo Wales in gold
Jimbo Wales in gold

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.


My name in other languages

You see, Misplaced Pages is not only a marvelous project — it is also an interlingual marvelous project. For those who speak other languages than English, here's my name translated or transliterated to many languages...

Hello you, speaking any language different from those in the above page — just pop in, and write your own!

Various poems dedicated to Jimbo Wales

The World is a Parliament with 7 billion seats,
Thanks to Jimbo Wales and his amazing feat.
We all have a say at the end of the day,
Even if we're just a random number editing a street.
It's a Wiki world Jimmy says, so let's give him a cheer,
Hip hip Hooray! Thank you Jimbo for my seat!

Jimbo Wales is my friend
I don't even know where to begin,
and even though we've never met
his works with Misplaced Pages will hopefully never end

Talk · Statement of principles · Travel · Barnstars
Pictures · Funny pictures · Wikia · My contributions to Misplaced Pages

My name is Jimbo Wales and I am the founder and president of the Wikimedia Foundation, the group which governs Misplaced Pages.

Contacts

Press Inquiries: Please leave a message with my assistant Danny in the USA at +1 727 231 0101, and I will get back to you. Please use that number for press inquiries only! I am not joking about this. Other inquiries to that phone number will be ignored.

General Misplaced Pages Questions You will probably be joyful after you contact the help desk. Remember, if you're with the press, please call Danny at the number above.

Other Inquiries (related to me or my position) can be sent by e-mail to jwales at wikia dot com. (Press inquiries by e-mail are also always welcome.) To make sure I see your e-mail, the best way to slip it by my spam filters is to mention Misplaced Pages in the subject or body of the e-mail.

My itinerary

These are the voyages of Jimbo Wales. Go there to find out more!

Meetups

Here is an incomplete list of Misplaced Pages meetups (which are awesome!) I have attended/will attend:

Quotations

  • "Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is given free access to the sum of all human knowledge. That’s what we’re doing."Slashdot interview
  • "To me the key thing is getting it right. And if a person's really smart and they're doing fantastic work, I don't care if they're a high school kid or a Harvard professor; it's the work that matters."
  • " like a sausage: you might like the taste of it, but you don't necessarily want to see how it's made,"

You may edit this page

Really, you can!

This is my user page. I like to keep it a certain way. But, the thing is, I trust you. I trust that you'll add something here that makes me smile, that informs me, or that helps to inform others. If I have things in a certain format, I trust that you will respect that format. Actually, scratch that. Since this page is so simple and ugly, my ultimate dream is that some person who thinks it is fun will come along and make it look as perfect as Angela's user page. See that link up there: 'edit this page'? Go for it. It's a wiki world!! – Jimbo

Note that quite a few Wikipedians watch my user page and will edit mercilessly or even remove altogether any alterations made. This is a wiki, after all.

Comments on how this page currently looks should be directed to this talk page.


Introduction

As we move forward with software and social changes, I think it is imperative that I state clearly and forcefully my views on openness and the licenses. This page, like all Misplaced Pages pages, is a living, dynamic document, which I will update and clarify as legitimate questions arise.

I should point out that these are my principles, such that I am the final judge of them. This does not mean that I will not listen to you, but it does mean that at some ultimate, fundamental level, this is how Misplaced Pages will be run.

(But have no fear, as you will see, below.)

Principles

  1. Misplaced Pages's success to date is entirely a function of our open community. This community will continue to live and breathe and grow only so long as those of us who participate in it continue to Do The Right Thing. Doing The Right Thing takes many forms, but perhaps most central is the preservation of our shared vision for the neutral point of view policy and for a culture of thoughtful, diplomatic honesty.
  2. Newcomers are always to be welcomed. There must be no cabal, there must be no elites, there must be no hierarchy or structure which gets in the way of this openness to newcomers. Any security measures to be implemented to protect the community against real vandals (and there are real vandals, who are already starting to affect us) should be implemented on the model of "strict scrutiny". "Strict scrutiny" means that any measures instituted for security must address a compelling community interest, and must be narrowly tailored to achieve that objective and no other. For example: rather than trust humans to correctly identify "regulars", we must use a simple, transparent, and open algorithm, so that people are automatically given full privileges once they have been around the community for a very short period of time. The process should be virtually invisible for newcomers, so that they do not have to do anything to start contributing to the community.
  3. "You can edit this page right now" is a core guiding check on everything that we do. We must respect this principle as sacred.
  4. Any changes to the software must be gradual and reversible. We need to make sure that any changes contribute positively to the community, as ultimately determined by the Wikimedia Foundation, in full consultation with the community consensus.
  5. The open and viral nature of the GNU Free Documentation License and the Creative Commons Attribution/Share-Alike License is fundamental to the long-term success of the site. Anyone who wants to use our content in a closed, proprietary manner must be challenged. We must adhere very strictly to both the letter and spirit of the licenses.
  6. Misplaced Pages is an encyclopedia. The topic of Misplaced Pages articles should always look outward, not inward at Misplaced Pages itself.
  7. Anyone with a complaint should be treated with the utmost respect and dignity. They should be encouraged constantly to present their problems in a constructive way. Anyone who just complains without foundation, or refuses to join the discussion, should simply be rejected and ignored. Consensus is a partnership between interested parties working positively for a common goal. We must not let the "squeaky wheel" be greased just for being a jerk.
  8. Diplomacy consists of combining honesty and politeness. Both are objectively valuable moral principles. Be honest with me, but don't be mean to me. Don't misrepresent my views for your own political ends, and I'll treat you the same way.
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