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'''Sam Allardyce''', sometimes affectionately known as "Big Sam", was born in ], ], ] on ] ] and is a former professional footballer and the current manager of ] of the ]. | '''Sam Allardyce''', sometimes affectionately known as "Big Sam", was born in ], ], ] on ] ] and is a former professional footballer and the current manager of ] of the ]. He grew up on the town's Old Park Farm estate and was educated at Sycamore Green Primary School and later at Wren's Nest Secondary School. He is best remembered as a player for being part of the ] side which won the ] title in 1978 and secured promotion to the ]. | ||
After retiring as a player, Allardyce was named as assistant manager to ] at ] in February 1989 - ironic as he was a ] supporter, West Brom's rivals. His spell at the Hawthorns lasted just two years before he and Talbot were sacked as the club slid towards the Second Division trap door for the first time. | |||
He took up the role of player/manager of ] and guided the ] team to promotion by topping the first division with a number of points to spare in 91/92 in his only season at the club. | |||
Sam also managed Blackpool but was later sacked as he failed to guide them to Division One after leading all season Blackpool finished 3rd missing out on promotion on the last day of the season. Blackpool later got beat in the Play-Off semi-finals to Bradford (2-0) (0-3) inevitably Alladyce was sacked. | |||
== Summary of Sam Allardyce's life == | |||
In January 1997, Sam Allardyce made his return to football as manager of Division Two basement club ]. He arrived too late to save them from ], but they won promotion at the first attempt by finishing top of Division Three at the end of the 1997-98 season. Notts County broke several club and national records, winning the title by 19 points and becoming the first post-war side to win promotion by mid-]. He remained in charge at Meadow Lane until ] 1999 when he returned to ] in Division One and became their new manager. | |||
Bolton lost to ] in the 1999-2000 Division One playoffs, but had an eventful run to the ] semi-finals. They went one better in 2000-01 by reaching the playoff final where they beat ] 3-0 to achieve promotion to the Premiership after a three-year absence. | |||
Big Sam is fatter than fat | |||
Bolton went top of the ] after gaining ten points from the first four games of the 2001-02 campaign and Sam Allardyce was even hopeful that the club could challenge for their first-ever league title. However, the Bolton squad was not strong enough to mount anything like a serious challenge and their safety was not ensured until the penultimate game of the season. In 2002-03 they avoided relegation by just two points and one place. | |||
He talks all day and he looks like a twat | |||
2003-04 saw Sam Allardyce and his squad firmly establish Bolton as a Premiership club. They finished eighth in the final table and reached the ] final, losing 2-1 to ] who had never won a major trophy before. | |||
He signs foreign rubbish he sees on the box | |||
2004-05 saw Sam Allardyce and Bolton finish 6th in The Barclay's Premiership, claiming their place in the next season's ], equal on points with 2005's ] victors ]. In the early months of 2005-06, Allardyce once again took Bolton into the top half of the Premiership and also steered them into the knockout rounds of the UEFA Cup, which commence in February 2006. As a successful manager of English birth, Allardyce could be in line for the England job when ] departs after the 2006 World Cup and Bolton have confirmed that they would let him talk to the ] if they approached him. He is more likely to take this role, if offered, than any other of the current vacancies. | |||
He writes a regular column for ] magazine, on amateur football management, coaching or tactics. | |||
And we all know he's partial to sucking cocks | |||
It'll be hard for Bolton with him not around | |||
As he sends his next club plummeting down | |||
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While on the box he talks some shit | |||
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Every day, he'll talk some shit | |||
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When he does lose some weight | |||
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Pigs will fly on that date | |||
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Memories give me the strength I need to believe | |||
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Strength I need to proceed | |||
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My thoughts Sam, I just can't define | |||
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You'll always be a filthy swine | |||
Signing pricks | |||
Sucking and pleasuring dicks | |||
Playing with your tits | |||
And, erm... YOU'RE JUST A NO-NOTHING GOBSHITE!! |
Revision as of 00:40, 23 April 2006
Sam Allardyce, sometimes affectionately known as "Big Sam", was born in Dudley, West Midlands, England on October 19 1954 and is a former professional footballer and the current manager of Bolton Wanderers F.C. of the English Premier League. He grew up on the town's Old Park Farm estate and was educated at Sycamore Green Primary School and later at Wren's Nest Secondary School. He is best remembered as a player for being part of the Bolton Wanderers side which won the Second Division title in 1978 and secured promotion to the First Division.
After retiring as a player, Allardyce was named as assistant manager to Brian Talbot at West Bromwich Albion in February 1989 - ironic as he was a Wolverhampton Wanderers supporter, West Brom's rivals. His spell at the Hawthorns lasted just two years before he and Talbot were sacked as the club slid towards the Second Division trap door for the first time.
He took up the role of player/manager of Limerick and guided the League of Ireland team to promotion by topping the first division with a number of points to spare in 91/92 in his only season at the club.
Sam also managed Blackpool but was later sacked as he failed to guide them to Division One after leading all season Blackpool finished 3rd missing out on promotion on the last day of the season. Blackpool later got beat in the Play-Off semi-finals to Bradford (2-0) (0-3) inevitably Alladyce was sacked.
In January 1997, Sam Allardyce made his return to football as manager of Division Two basement club Notts County. He arrived too late to save them from relegation, but they won promotion at the first attempt by finishing top of Division Three at the end of the 1997-98 season. Notts County broke several club and national records, winning the title by 19 points and becoming the first post-war side to win promotion by mid-March. He remained in charge at Meadow Lane until September 1999 when he returned to Bolton Wanderers in Division One and became their new manager.
Bolton lost to Ipswich Town in the 1999-2000 Division One playoffs, but had an eventful run to the FA Cup semi-finals. They went one better in 2000-01 by reaching the playoff final where they beat Preston North End 3-0 to achieve promotion to the Premiership after a three-year absence.
Bolton went top of the Premiership after gaining ten points from the first four games of the 2001-02 campaign and Sam Allardyce was even hopeful that the club could challenge for their first-ever league title. However, the Bolton squad was not strong enough to mount anything like a serious challenge and their safety was not ensured until the penultimate game of the season. In 2002-03 they avoided relegation by just two points and one place.
2003-04 saw Sam Allardyce and his squad firmly establish Bolton as a Premiership club. They finished eighth in the final table and reached the Carling Cup final, losing 2-1 to Middlesbrough who had never won a major trophy before. 2004-05 saw Sam Allardyce and Bolton finish 6th in The Barclay's Premiership, claiming their place in the next season's UEFA Cup, equal on points with 2005's UEFA Champions League victors Liverpool. In the early months of 2005-06, Allardyce once again took Bolton into the top half of the Premiership and also steered them into the knockout rounds of the UEFA Cup, which commence in February 2006. As a successful manager of English birth, Allardyce could be in line for the England job when Sven Goran Eriksson departs after the 2006 World Cup and Bolton have confirmed that they would let him talk to the F.A. if they approached him. He is more likely to take this role, if offered, than any other of the current vacancies.
He writes a regular column for Four Four Two magazine, on amateur football management, coaching or tactics.
Preceded byColin Todd | Bolton Wanderers manager 1999-present |
Succeeded byN/A |