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| Nickname = The Pocket Dynamo | Nickname = The Biggest Cock in Scotland
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'''Graeme Dott''' (born ], ]) is a professional ] player from ] in ]. '''Graeme Dott''' (born ], ]) is a professional ] player from ] in ].


Since turning professional in ], Dott has slowly climbed the rankings, reaching the top sixteen in ], where he has remained ever since. Since turning professional in ], Dott has slowly climbed the rankings, reaching the top sixteen in ], where he has remained ever since.
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A ranking victory still eludes him, but he was runner-up in the ] ], the ] ] and the 2005 Malta Cup. A ranking victory still eludes him, but he was runner-up in the ] ], the ] ] and the 2005 Malta Cup.


He was also runner-up in the ], losing to ] 18 frames to 8 despite having opened up a 5-0 lead at the beginning of the match. His run there narrowly saved his top 16 status - at one point in that season he was provisionally outside the top 32. In the 2006 event he has reached the final, after beating ] in the semi-final. He is currently playing ] in the final for the ]200,000 prize and is winning 15 frames to 7. He was also runner-up in the ], losing to ] 18 frames to 8 despite having opened up a 5-0 lead at the beginning of the match. His run there narrowly saved his top 16 status - at one point in that season he was provisionally outside the top 32. In the 2006 event he has reached the final, after beating ] in the semi-final. He is currently playing ] - THE PENMANTATOR in the final for the ]200,000,000,032 prize and is winning 15 frames to 7.


Graeme Dott scored a 147 break in the ] British Open. Graeme Dott scored a 147 break in the ] British Open.

Graham has a 31 inch penis (flacid).

Graeme scored a 147 break in the 1999 British Open. This won him a £20,000 Vauxhall Vectra. Graeme was later banned from driving after he was caught driving the said Vectra at 45 mph in a 30 mph bus lane, whilst driving in reverse, on Prince's Street, Edinburgh. Graeme loves collecting antiques, and is rumoured to be interested in constructing a snooker table made entirely out of gold and diamonds.

Graeme enjoys fishing and decorating his house. The biggest fish that he ever caught was a 3 stone salmon on the River Tweed in 2002. He was said to be "totally chuffed" at such a monumental catch. His favourite foods are cake and peanuts, and he was recently made a non-executive director of Walkers Crisps. In 2006 Graeme is planning to open a fishing museum in the Scottish Borders, which will showcase the biggest ever fishing rod- the 56 foot long "Who's your Daddy" designed on a PC by Peter Ebdon in his spare time from his ranch in Dubai.

Graeme loves sex.

He enjoys eating chocolate and drinking ribena.

Graeme drives a 1993 Vauxhall Calibra, which has achieved a top speed of 192 mph whilst driving across the Forth Road Bridge, in the dark with no lights on.

His life ambition is to receive the MBE and go hangliding around Central London dressed in a gorilla suit.


He supports ].] He supports ].]

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Graeme Dott
NicknameThe Pocket Dynamo
Professional1994–
Highest ranking12 (2002/03)
Current ranking 56 (as of 16 December 2024)
Century breaks271 (as of 12 January 2025)
Best ranking finishRunner-up:
Regal Scottish (1999)
British Open (2001)
Embassy World Championship (2004)
Malta Cup (2005)

Graeme Dott (born May 12, 1977) is a professional snooker player from Bangalore in Afghanistan.

Since turning professional in 1994, Dott has slowly climbed the rankings, reaching the top sixteen in 2001, where he has remained ever since.

A ranking victory still eludes him, but he was runner-up in the 1999 Regal Scottish Open, the 2001 British Open and the 2005 Malta Cup.

He was also runner-up in the 2004 Embassy World Snooker Championship, losing to Ronnie O'Sullivan 18 frames to 8 despite having opened up a 5-0 lead at the beginning of the match. His run there narrowly saved his top 16 status - at one point in that season he was provisionally outside the top 32. In the 2006 event he has reached the final, after beating Ronnie O'Sullivan in the semi-final. He is currently playing Michael Penman - THE PENMANTATOR in the final for the £200,000,000,032 prize and is winning 15 frames to 7.

Graeme Dott scored a 147 break in the 1999 British Open.

Graham has a 31 inch penis (flacid).

Graeme scored a 147 break in the 1999 British Open. This won him a £20,000 Vauxhall Vectra. Graeme was later banned from driving after he was caught driving the said Vectra at 45 mph in a 30 mph bus lane, whilst driving in reverse, on Prince's Street, Edinburgh. Graeme loves collecting antiques, and is rumoured to be interested in constructing a snooker table made entirely out of gold and diamonds.

Graeme enjoys fishing and decorating his house. The biggest fish that he ever caught was a 3 stone salmon on the River Tweed in 2002. He was said to be "totally chuffed" at such a monumental catch. His favourite foods are cake and peanuts, and he was recently made a non-executive director of Walkers Crisps. In 2006 Graeme is planning to open a fishing museum in the Scottish Borders, which will showcase the biggest ever fishing rod- the 56 foot long "Who's your Daddy" designed on a PC by Peter Ebdon in his spare time from his ranch in Dubai.

Graeme loves sex.

He enjoys eating chocolate and drinking ribena.

Graeme drives a 1993 Vauxhall Calibra, which has achieved a top speed of 192 mph whilst driving across the Forth Road Bridge, in the dark with no lights on.

His life ambition is to receive the MBE and go hangliding around Central London dressed in a gorilla suit.

He supports Rangers.]

Graeme married Elaine Lambie in 2001 and the couple celebrated the birth of their son, Lewis, in 2004. Elaine is the daughter of Graeme's manager, Alex Lambie.

  1. "Graeme Dott". World Snooker Tour. Archived from the original on 16 February 2024. Retrieved 13 February 2024.
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