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Jimmy Wales is the (co-)founder of Misplaced Pages, and thus receives a high degree of attention here. This article is a magnet for vandals. Keep in mind, administrators watch this article more closely than the average, and vandalizing on this page is only a waste of your and our time.
==Thanks!==
Many thanks for the speedy vandalism reversion of my userpage. Regards ''''']'']'']''''' 08:03, 6 April 2006 (UTC)


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I havent been on the wiki for quite some time but i see while i was gone, someone vandalized my talk page and you reverted it. thanks for lookin' out - dave ] 20:20, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
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'''John Guy Robinson''' (born ], ]), more commonly known as '''{{PAGENAME}}''' or '''The Bastard''', is a ] ] who likes to fuck everybody and a member of the Minneapolis Club Fucker.
Thank you for the vandalism on my page! I cannot express appreciation enough! Thank you! -] 02:18, 14 April 2006 (UTC)


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==Ooh, ta!==
{{Barnstar|image=Barnstar.png|text=➨ ]<b><font color="red">]</font><font color="green">]</font><font color="red">]</font></b>] awards this Barnstar to '''Naconkantari''' for tireless antivandalism and excellent contributions that we all appreciate.}}
Thanks for undoing the blanking of my talk page! ➨ ]<b><font color="red">]</font><font color="green">]</font><font color="red">]</font></b>] 20:24, 6 April 2006 (UTC)


He was born in ] until he moved to ] in a few years after his ] college graduation. In ], he then relocated to his current town ].
== Esperanza Newsletter, Issue #2 ==
He worked in a sex shop from ] to ]. As of now, he is unemployed, currently being a lazy bastard.
{{PAGENAME}} has two children, ] (born 1982) and ] (born 1984). They were the result of an "accident" occurred twice in the sex shop. In 1986 {{PAGENAME}} married ], the natural mother of the two children.


], in 1990]]


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] ] ] ] ] ]
==IP address blocks==
The IP address block you made to block ] is the Google web proxy! So you've effectively blocked anyone who is using the ]! (Oops!) Please undo this block ASAP. See my talk for page for additional information.
NetRange: 64.233.160.0 - 64.233.191.255
CIDR: 64.233.160.0/19
NetName: GOOGLE
NetHandle: NET-64-233-160-0-1
Parent: NET-64-0-0-0-0
NetType: Direct Allocation
NameServer: NS1.GOOGLE.COM
NameServer: NS2.GOOGLE.COM
--] 07:13, 7 April 2006 (UTC)


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==A Download Is Now Available==
I just wanted to let you know that a download of ] has recently been made available. ] (]) 09:50, 9 April 2006 (UTC)


'''''You can vandalize for 2 years, and if you are using an AOL proxy, Jimbo Wales will likely accept you, causing others to get angry and go away.'''''


''This is a piece of dialogue taken from ]'s talk page, dated 2004, after his previous account ] and his many sockpuppets were "banned". Yes, "banned", because he continued to edit under fake usernames and most of his edits were personal attacks against other users, most notably ] and ].''
==Can't sleep, clown will eat me RFA 33⅓==
Thank you for your early support during ]. The self-nomination was successful, with an unexpected number of participants from all over. If you ever need anything, are feeling snackish, or would just like to chat, please feel free to visit me on my talk page; I never sleep. 8-) ] 19:47, 10 April 2006 (UTC)


Yes, one would think that "Mike" would like to visit Hephaestos's page and apologize to him, too, but I guess he doesn't feel he needs to, since so many people are bending over backwards to forget the orgies of vandalism, obscenities, and name-calling he has indulged in in the past. RickK 00:18, Nov 17, 2004 (UTC)
== Please help ==


Mike ''has apologized'' to Hephaestos. As was discussed earlier, apologies do not have to be made publicly to anyone. Nevertheless, Hephaestos had some nice comments for Mike here. Danny 04:47, 17 Nov 2004 (UTC)
The anon at the ] page just changed their IP and is now making personal attacks. Can you please semi-protect the page? Thanks. --] 23:48, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
As near as I can tell, no one asserted that apologies HAD to be made public to anyone, so you saying that they don't need to be seems a non sequitur. --Dante Alighieri | Talk 08:20, Nov 17, 2004 (UTC)
I think demanding apologies for ancient history is rather pointless. Look to the future, Dante! Let it go! :-) RickK, we don't need to forget -- but we can forgive. Mike's become a good user, why keep bugging him about the old days? What's the positive outcome from that? Do I think Mike should apologize to Dante and you? Yes I do. But I see no reason for us to hound him about it. Jimbo Wales, acting like a 2$ whore 14:14, 17 Nov 2004 (UTC)


Who's demanding? I just wasn't sure if he recalled our earlier interactions and wanted to give him an "opportunity" to comment on them. Surely that's not "hounding" him... Aside from that I'm shocked, just SHOCKED, Jimbo, that you of all people would clutter up this valuable contributor's talk page with a message to me and RickK. Shouldn't those messages have gone on OUR talk pages? Of course, this is going here since it's a direct response to the above, but feel free to move all this to the relevant talk pages, Mike. --Dante Alighieri | Talk 17:37, Nov 17, 2004 (UTC)
==Roger Stone==
Or '''delete them without comment''', which is "Mike"'s normal way of dealing with anything he doesn't want to deal with. Yes, ''I can see just how valuable he is in comparison with Hephaestos'', whom he '''virtually drove off'''. And I'm sure '''he's one of the reasons Zoe is gone''', too (though she left before I met her, I've seen his attacks on her in the history of her Talk and User pages). RickK 20:38, Nov 17, 2004 (UTC)
Hi!!! I presume you are referring to Roger Stone's wikpage. What did I do?? All I did was fix some links and delete vandalism (about an orgy). Check for yourself!!
] 00:31, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
:I have replied on your talk page. ] ]|]||]|] 00:33, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

== ] ==

Hi there. You protected this about two weeks ago. Since ] is for dealing with serious, current vandals, I figure it's been more than long enough to unprotect it now. Can I ask you to check your other recent protections and lift them as necessary, also to remember protections in general? ] is nearly 100 items, most of them seem to have been forgotten by the protecting admin. Thanks. -]<small><sup>]</sup></small> 22:15, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

== More vandal whacking thanks ==

Hey many thanks for deleting those Squidward revisions on my userpage and usertalk, as always, it is appreciated. Regards -- ''''']'']'']''''' 07:57, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

==Chad revert==
Regarding the test on Chad page, if you look at the present location of the two images in the center, the image on the left overlaps on the
line above atleast it did on my firefox browser, so i changed the image location to the right so the page had both the images in center on the right and no content was added or deleted by me, and it was no test that i was conducting on the wikipedia, frankly speaking you should have looked at the content of the page before sending me such a warning and i think it was nothing more than a gross misuse of administrative power given to you at wikipedia.(] 19:26, 15 April 2006 (UTC))
:Your removed the end of the article. Also, please mind ]. ] ]|]||]|] 19:27, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

==]==

I have placed a report on the editing behavior of ] at ] --] 03:10, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

==] is Now Available For Download==
Happy Easter to all of you, and I hope that this version may fix your current problems and perhaps provide you with a few useful new tools. You can download version 1.1 at ]. Let me warn you, however, to please be extremely careful when using the new ''Rollback All Contributions'' feature, as, aside from the excessive server lag it would cause if everyone began using it at once, it could seriously aggitate several editors to have their contributions reverted. If you would like to experiment with it, though, I'd be more than happy to use my many sockpuppets to create some "vandalism" for you to revert. If you have any problems downloading, installing, or otherwise, please tell me about them at ] and I will do my best to help you. Thanks. ] (]) 06:48, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

== Sorry ==

I'm sorry if you think I'm too new to be an adminship but I've been being a Wikipedian since December, 2003. I just didn't have an account. I know all about Misplaced Pages. I have interviewed many Wikipedians and have even made friends with a few. I WAS a perfect adminship nominee. An old nominee, ] 17:25, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

== Undeletion of ] ==

I have undeleted ] per deletion review debate. Since you were listed as the deleting admin, I am notifying you of my action. If you feel this is incorrect, please notify me. Thanks ] ]|]||]|] 21:14, 4 April 2006 (UTC)

: That's fine. But note that you haven't actually undeleted the article. Currently, the history only goes back to April 3, with 134 revisions still deleted. ] | ] 22:29, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
:: So, would you object if I went ahead and actually undeleted that article? ] 20:36, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
:::No, not at all. The reason that I left the old article deleted was because the history was filled with vandalism. If you want to restore the whole history, go ahead. ] ]|]||]|] 20:38, 16 April 2006 (UTC)


== Sevenlinefeatures ==
Can you please block this user? I gave him his final vandalism warning and put my complaint on the Admin block page but the guy has gone on a rampage. It's absurd. --] 20:42, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
:Nevermind, Thanks!!--] 20:42, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

== My RfA ==

Sorry about the malformed RfA. I fixed it. I found that directions a little confusing. I have ] and I'm only 10. Please change your vote. ] 21:41, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
:I'm sorry, but I don not feel that you are ready to be an administrator. A bureaucrat has removed your nomination from the main page. ] ]|]||]|] 21:42, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

== Master Jay's RfA ==

NK, thank you for your support at my recent ]. If you have any concerns, please leave me a ]. Thanks --]'''<font style="background:gold">(])'''</font> 01:31, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

== Cuba ==

If you'd read my own talk page you'd see the discussion about the software bug that caused it - i am not a newbie or a vandal - i've been an administrator for three years and been with the 'pedia for five. ] 02:18, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
:Ok. However, if your edits continue to cut off the ends of articles, they will be reverted. ] ]|]||]|] 02:20, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
::It isn't my fault though - as Redvers said on my talk page it's happened to him too - i shouldn't be blamed for a software bug. ] 02:24, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
:::It most likely isn't your fault, but if you continue to have problems, please post them on or in #wikimedia-tech on . ] ]|]||]|] 02:27, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

== Request ==

Hi, I listed a , but no one replied. Would you be able to do the block? Thanks. &mdash;] 03:33, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

:Wow, that was fast! Thanks again. &mdash;] 03:41, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

== Thanks. ==

Thanks you for protect my page from vandalism. You are very good wikipedian as much as famous wikipedian, and I also appreciate that you suggested him or her to stop editing my page. anyways, Thanks a lot.
], 19 April 2006, 02:46(UTC).


::Thnx a lot for blocking me. I don't supposed you blocked your buddy Irpen tho either, right?] 18:09, 19 April 2006 (UTC)

== Editing User_talk:67.177.113.231 ==

Why did you just edit my usertalk page back? I am trying to get people away from this page, because I have registered as ]] 21:58, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
:The page belongs to the IP address, and it is possible that other editors may use that IP. ] ]|]||]|] 21:59, 19 April 2006 (UTC)

==What the heck==
Who did I attack and how? ] 22:54, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
:Your here. ] ]|]||]|] 22:54, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
::So, my personal comment on my own talk page that I am archiving is somehow an attack on someone? That's absurd.] 22:56, 19 April 2006 (UTC)

== delete or redirect a template ==

hey can you delete or redirect this template about Dish Network.
http://en.wikipedia.org/Template:Dish_Network

Its not needed since there is already Dish Network page

I would do it myself but it says I'm not allowed to. Why?

<small>—The preceding ] comment was added by ] (] • ]) 19 April 2006 (UTC{{{3|}}})</small><!-- -->

== 82.196.129.98 ==

<small>Crossposted from talk page on meta</small>

Hi Naconkantari. I wanted to ask about meaning of this . Does this mean that this host is not a proxy, or it was offline at the moment of scan? It is important because this IP is involved in ArbCom case on Russian Misplaced Pages. Best regards, ] 09:34, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
:On further review, this ip is originating from a web-server, which is a good indication of a proxy server. However, I was unable to connect to Misplaced Pages from the ip. The ip is registered to , so it may also be a user with a web-server on their computer. I would now mark it as being '''inconclusive'''. ] ]|]||]|] 14:44, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
:: Thanks. ] 14:47, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

== User page vandalism ==

Thank you for reverting my user page vandalism while I was offline. '''] '''<sup> (] • ]) </sup> 17:37, 21 April 2006 (UTC)


== Jesse Dangerously vandalism ==

Thanks for catching this repeatedly. Looks like someone's got too much time on their hands and a personal beef to air out. ] 00:07, 22 April 2006 (UTC)

==Blocking==
You reccently blocked my ip because of another user, Im not quite sure what to do to undo the block help would be appreciated.--] 01:07, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

== Old Skool Esperanzial note ==

Since this isn't the result of an AC meeting, I have decided to go Old Skool. This note is to remind you that ] are taking place now and will end at 23:50 UTC on ]. Please vote ]. Thanks. --]<font color="green">]</font>] <sup>]</sup> 20:42, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

== Gracias ==

]Thank you, Naconkantari, for your support in my recent RfA. The community has now entrusted me with admin tools. Let the fun begin. 8)--] 23:38, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
==Sockpuppetry on ]==
Greetings having noticed that you blocked ] for being a sockpuppet of ] I thought you should be aware of ] regarding the two. Thanks! ] 01:29, 24 April 2006 (UTC)

== Permission to use IRC logs. ==

Hey there, I was wondering if I had your permission to publish some of your IRC chat on Misplaced Pages, specifically:

<blockquote>
''«12:43:53» {+Naconkantari} AWB's verification is too easy to defeat<br>
</blockquote>

I previously had these up in accordance to ], as the channel you said it in did not have a rule against logging visible on a related website or on ] and related pages. However, despite the fact that the logs were related to a ongoing discussion, and they were trimmed to size, a administrator with personal involvement to the issue deleted the content. As such, I am seeking permission of use from every user I am quoted. Your cooperation would be appreciated.

Thanks,
'']]]]'' 19:52, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
:Could you please direct me to the content that was deleted? Thanks. ] ]|]||]|] 21:16, 25 April 2006 (UTC)

== May 2 - sandbox? ==

You are persistently reverting my adjustments to the page regarding May 2. Why is this? You talk about experimentation! This is not experimentation! The challenge is the scholarship exam of Westminster School, one of the most important exams in the country, and Alexander Entwistle is going for it. Please stop adjusting this addition! <small>—The preceding ] comment was added by ] (] • ]) 25 April 2006 (UTC{{{3|}}})</small><!-- -->

== Timothean Religion Article ==

As I said on the talk page at that article,

If only I could have made this up, I'd be on to better and bigger things than Misplaced Pages by now. But that's not the case:- http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1575021501/qid=1146002303/sr=1-8/ref=sr_1_8/104-0106382-2973531?v=glance&s=books

Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/Talk:Timothean_religion"

{{unsigned2|06:29, 26 April 2006|Profundity06|+8}}

==Bah==

Please be careful, as a newbie, about the overzealous use of warning templates. It's exceptionally rude to do that to someone who obviously knows what the 3RR is, which is why, you might note, that I haven't broken it. ] 05:00, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
:I'm well aware that you haven't broken it, but you ''did'' revert the page three times. ] ]|]||]|] 13:39, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

== accusation of vandalism ==

okay if you take a look at the history of the article, i simply add the extra information deleted. In addition, if you watch the NBA, you will know the stuff I wrote are, by no means, vandalism. Please stop accusing me of being a vandal. Thanks--] 02:03, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
:''He is also known for his ]'' hardly seems like a valid edit. ] ]|]||]|] 02:04, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
ok maybe we should re-phrase it a little bit.--] 03:49, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
:..maybe you should refrain from editing until you can contribute constructively instead of wasting the time of others. Thank you. --] 04:04, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

==Why?==
So I try a post article about Tesia Samara, something that wasn't easy for me to do, and it gets deleted for no reason? You have some kind of problem with Transgender people? Osaria 10:20pm April 26th (of all days to delete a GLBT article)

:Response posted to ] -- ]<font color="green">]</font>] ] 02:23, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

==A landslide victory for ] (aka RFA thanks)==

{| style="border:7px purple solid;padding:10px"
|Hey, {{PAGENAME}}, thank you so much for your vote and comments in ], which passed with an overwhelming consensus of 95/2/2. I was very surprised and flattered that the community has entrusted me with these lovely new toys. I ripped open the box and started playing with them as soon as I got them, and I've already had the pleasure of deleting random nonsense/attacks/copyvios tonight.<br>If I ever do anything wrong, or can help in some way, please feel free to drop me a line on my ], and I will do my best to correct my mistake, or whatever...<br>Now, to that bottle of wine waiting for me...<br>
] <sup>]</sup> 21:24, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
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== ] ==

Sorry about that -- I accidentally reverted a revert of vandalism. Please accept my apologies. ] 02:54, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

== ] ==

First, I want to thank you for reverting the vandalism done to the ] article. Enlight of this I would like you to comment on the discuss I start on the talk pages entitle '''Fully Protected'''. Please read my statements carefully and voice your opinon. Thanks for everything!--(] 01:22, 3 May 2006 (UTC))

== WP:POINT ==

Re: Your comments in ]. I think I've finally figured out why you believe my nominations were in violation of ], although no thanks to you. To someone who didn't read the original comment carefully and in context, it might appear that I am nominating all the articles out of spite over the nomination of .

In the future, I suggest you read discussions carefully and not jump to the conclusion that things are done in bad faith. That is all. <span style="border: 1px; border-style:solid; padding:0px 2px 2px 2px; color:yellow; background-color:maroon; font-weight:bold">Aplomado</span> - 04:14, 3 May 2006 (UTC)

Revision as of 01:41, 5 May 2006

Nakon/archive3
Misplaced Pages is Communism!

John Guy Robinson (born September 17, 1960), more commonly known as Nakon/archive3 or The Bastard, is a Misplaced Pages administrator who likes to fuck everybody and a member of the Minneapolis Club Fucker.

A younger Nakon/archive3 extracting his green penis

He was born in Austin, Texas until he moved to Kansas in a few years after his 1984 college graduation. In 1998, he then relocated to his current town Minneapolis, Minnesota. He worked in a sex shop from 1980 to 2000. As of now, he is unemployed, currently being a lazy bastard. Nakon/archive3 has two children, Mira (born 1982) and Jack (born 1984). They were the result of an "accident" occurred twice in the sex shop. In 1986 Nakon/archive3 married Angela Beesley, the natural mother of the two children.

File:Jan&kyle.gif
Nakon/archive3 and his wife, Angela Beesley, in 1990

Quotes

  • "I usually fuck Angela, Curps, Michael, RickK and all those groupies to get their attention."
  • "I am proud of being a Wikipedian, and glad to be a fuck."
  • "From the beginning of having him, he was a sneaky sex fiend. As a sex fiend he was certainly mobile." - Club Fucker Employee
  • "Nobody gets away with squeezing my penis...so hard!"
  • "Wanna watch my workout video? It's about excercising naked!"

You can vandalize for 2 years, and if you are using an AOL proxy, Jimbo Wales will likely accept you, causing others to get angry and go away.

This is a piece of dialogue taken from User:Mike Garcia's talk page, dated 2004, after his previous account User:Michael and his many sockpuppets were "banned". Yes, "banned", because he continued to edit under fake usernames and most of his edits were personal attacks against other users, most notably User:Hephaestos and User:Zoe.

Yes, one would think that "Mike" would like to visit Hephaestos's page and apologize to him, too, but I guess he doesn't feel he needs to, since so many people are bending over backwards to forget the orgies of vandalism, obscenities, and name-calling he has indulged in in the past. RickK 00:18, Nov 17, 2004 (UTC)

Mike has apologized to Hephaestos. As was discussed earlier, apologies do not have to be made publicly to anyone. Nevertheless, Hephaestos had some nice comments for Mike here. Danny 04:47, 17 Nov 2004 (UTC) As near as I can tell, no one asserted that apologies HAD to be made public to anyone, so you saying that they don't need to be seems a non sequitur. --Dante Alighieri | Talk 08:20, Nov 17, 2004 (UTC) I think demanding apologies for ancient history is rather pointless. Look to the future, Dante! Let it go! :-) RickK, we don't need to forget -- but we can forgive. Mike's become a good user, why keep bugging him about the old days? What's the positive outcome from that? Do I think Mike should apologize to Dante and you? Yes I do. But I see no reason for us to hound him about it. Jimbo Wales, acting like a 2$ whore 14:14, 17 Nov 2004 (UTC)

Who's demanding? I just wasn't sure if he recalled our earlier interactions and wanted to give him an "opportunity" to comment on them. Surely that's not "hounding" him... Aside from that I'm shocked, just SHOCKED, Jimbo, that you of all people would clutter up this valuable contributor's talk page with a message to me and RickK. Shouldn't those messages have gone on OUR talk pages? Of course, this is going here since it's a direct response to the above, but feel free to move all this to the relevant talk pages, Mike. --Dante Alighieri | Talk 17:37, Nov 17, 2004 (UTC) Or delete them without comment, which is "Mike"'s normal way of dealing with anything he doesn't want to deal with. Yes, I can see just how valuable he is in comparison with Hephaestos, whom he virtually drove off. And I'm sure he's one of the reasons Zoe is gone, too (though she left before I met her, I've seen his attacks on her in the history of her Talk and User pages). RickK 20:38, Nov 17, 2004 (UTC)

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