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This user is a member of the Counter-POV Unit
What were you expecting, bitch?
Userboxes
tru This user mocks truthiness, and Fuckwit Wikipedians who use the term.
This user vanquishes Satan!
This user bows down before watermelons, verily.
This user morally supports probing, with honor.
This user is inimical to camels?
File:Flock of Canada geese.jpg This user is made of gaggles, without regret!
ubx This user is against userboxes, and regrets it!
This user derides eggs, with consensus?
This user disbelieves in clusters of Mongolians, in a parallel universe.
File:Ornithorhynchidae-00.jpg This user caresses platypi, for real.
veritas This user cusses at verisimilitude.
ubx This user wants to believe in userboxes.
Xe This user is vehemently against the existence of ignoble gases.
This user nibbles clowns, fully?
File:Many pennies.jpg This user feels sorry for pennies, in black holes.
File:Ornithorhynchidae-00.jpg This user licks platypi!
This user exudes ignitable gasses in the general direction of potatoes, and wants you to know about it.
This user pinches cheese.
This user wants to believe in tentacles!
ubx This user nibbles on userboxes, with cheese on top?
This user has been eaten by sutures, verily!
This user caresses chipmunks, Amen?
This user believes in chickens, for real.
This user enjoys consuming tentacles!
This user licks polar bears, on Opposite Day.
File:Stone-wall-by-eiffel-2004-public-domain.jpg This user lifts walls, with pirates.
This user believes Canada should get a life.
bone This user blames boners?

Smelly Socks

For your amusement, see finding your inner sockpuppet. If you're not amused, I can't help ya.

Why I hate Mumia

I don't, just set that trap for the Mumites to come running. Actually, I admire Mumia's aplomb for public relations. He's managed to create an international cultural movement of Mumia-supporters that any PR hack would die for, all from a jail-cell. I think the guy should be studied as a text-book example of Guerrilla PR -- he's magic.

Eat Me!


His supporters, however, strike me in the way that LaRouche supporters come across -- you could have a 4-hour conversation with a LaRouchian, and never approach common ground. They have drunk the Koolaid, man, and are ready to tie on their trainers and matching track outfits, and take the ride to the sun. Out there, and so far beyond reasonable belief that you really wonder if psychosis isn't at the root of it. I'm not sure what it is that motivates the Mumites in their obtuseness -- it certainly isn't righteousness of their cause, or justice, because the evidence against Mumia is so compelling] -- so what is it really? Whatever it is, of one thing I'm certain -- there is no possibility of reasoning with them. Mars and Venus have a better chance of convening than do the Age of Reason and the Mumites.

"Truth", Sorta Like "People's Republic"

"the word "truth" in 911 "truth" movement is a form of newspeak. There isn't realy any truth involved in the actual movement. Which really isn't a movement either. It's more of a gyration.--130.191.17.38 23:30, 9 May 2006 (UTC)"

Favorite Music

Favorite Movies

What Makes Life Bearable?

Surfing outside Kaneohe Bay, Hawai‘i.(Comment:big beautiful colors used by this photographer, perfect embodiment of the feel of the place)

Not politics, for sure. The surf, maybe. Nag champa.

Me

I'm also known as Matt, but got stuck with "Morton" at birth. I'm a gamer by trade.

My favorite Wikipedian

Why, User:Katefan0 for sure. One of my favorite Kate interactions below, with the original and edited lines in succession.

  • Rogers: Are these trunks full of bodies?
  • Rogers: Are these trunks full of bodies?
  • Hepburn: Just those, but I don't intend to unpack them.
  • Hepburn: suck on my junk, bitch

References

The Lonely Troll

This is another one of my favorite Wiki interactions, involving a pedantic unemployed teenager that also sometimes reverts my changes, and a hapless anon editor. I don't know the author, but it's priceless:

  • Kid, I will try to not make this to personal, but you appear to be a lonely troll. You are going around and trying to cleanup people's entries with your own self style of edit. I agree with one on the earlier posters here on your "talk" page in regards to capitalizing major words in a title. It is improper (regardless of how you interpet wiki) only to capitalize first words on section headings. Also some of your edit attempts leave a lot to be desired. Take some time off and look for a job or get a hobby. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 71.37.113.34 (talk • contribs).

These Are Nice

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Another cool page

User:Daniel Quinlan/gaming Yes, it's okay to use the "c" word again.

Helpful Stuff

User:Morton devonshire/WikiStuff

Dead n Gone

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