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| '''Tucker Max''' is an underground celebrity, known from his personal website. He had created his page as part of a bet, then decided to post humorous stories from his own experiences, and has also added a blog and a forum. | '''Tucker Max''' is an underground celebrity, known from his personal website. He had created his page as part of a bet, then decided to post humorous stories from his own experiences, and has also added a blog and a forum. | ||
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| ==Background== | ==Background== | ||
| Tucker Max, upon graduating high school from ], went on to receive a Bachelor's degree at ] in ]. He then recieved a ] from ], which gave him a large academic scholarship, in ]. | |||
| He now lives in ] in ], ]. | |||
| ==The Stories== | ==The Stories== | ||
| Tucker Max has many stories recounting his "adventures," usually while ]. He uses a voice recorder to record, the later remember, the happenings of the previous evening. His stories include | |||
| *The Famous Sushi Pants Story | |||
| *Tucker tries ]; hilarity does not ensue | |||
| *Tucker goes to a ] game | |||
| *The ] Donuts Story | |||
| *The ] Road Trip | |||
| *Tucker has a moment of reflection; ends poorly | |||
| *The ] Follies | |||
| *Tucker ruptures his ] | |||
| *The ] Weekend | |||
| *The (almost banned, now world famous) Miss Vermont Story | |||
| *The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever | |||
| *The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction ] | |||
| *Tucker ruins wine tasting | |||
| ==Upcoming book== | ==Upcoming book== | ||
| Tucker Max recently signed a book deal with ] to come out in ] or ], ]. The book, titled ''I hope they serve beer in hell: The Tucker Max Stories'', will contain over forty stories, including those listed above. | |||
| ==TDM and TMD== | ==TDM and TMD== | ||
| ===Tucker Death Mix=== | |||
| TDM stands for ''Tucker Death Mix'', which is a beverage consisting of | |||
| *1 liter 190 ] ] | |||
| *1 quart ] | |||
| *1 can ] | |||
| ===Tucker Max Drunk=== | |||
| TMD is a scale used by Tucker Max to indicate level of ] | |||
| *'''Buzzed''': a few beers. One can still drive reasonably well, and the brain functions normally. | |||
| *'''Inebriated''': ] feeling, loss of ability to drive and impairing of judgment. | |||
| *'''Drunk''': Over confidence. One argues about who drives, but eventually gives up the keys. Ability to socialize normally begins to deteriorate. | |||
| *'''Fucked-in-half (aka Shit-housed)''': One believes their abilities have reached ] status, and that one is the most attractive person in one's vicinity. Others' level of attractiveness also increase greatly. One cannot determine the difference between appropriate and inappropriate comments. | |||
| *'''Tucker Max''': This is the highest level of intoxication. One has a hard time operating even the most basic of devices. Several effects can be caused, including | |||
| **black out | |||
| **uncontrollable vomiting | |||
| **saying anything that comes to mind, regardless of social acceptability. | |||
| Max attended the ], graduating in ]. He went on to graduate ] in ]. | |||
| He has also appeared on an episode of the MTV series '']''. | |||
| Sued by former Miss Vermont Katy Johnson because of the account of their relationship posted on his website. The case was dismissed. | |||
| ==See also== | ==See also== | ||
| *] | *] | ||
Revision as of 23:01, 12 April 2005
Tucker Max is an underground celebrity, known from his personal website. He had created his page as part of a bet, then decided to post humorous stories from his own experiences, and has also added a blog and a forum.
Background
Tucker Max, upon graduating high school from Blair Academy, went on to receive a Bachelor's degree at University of Chicago in 1998. He then recieved a J.D. from Duke University of Law, which gave him a large academic scholarship, in 2001.
He now lives in Wicker Park in Chicago, IL.
The Stories
Tucker Max has many stories recounting his "adventures," usually while inebriated. He uses a voice recorder to record, the later remember, the happenings of the previous evening. His stories include
- The Famous Sushi Pants Story
- Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue
- Tucker goes to a hockey game
- The Absinthe Donuts Story
- The Austin Road Trip
- Tucker has a moment of reflection; ends poorly
- The Blowjob Follies
- Tucker ruptures his appendix
- The UT Weekend
- The (almost banned, now world famous) Miss Vermont Story
- The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever
- The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction Debacle
- Tucker ruins wine tasting
Upcoming book
Tucker Max recently signed a book deal with Kensington Publishing to come out in January or February, 2006. The book, titled I hope they serve beer in hell: The Tucker Max Stories, will contain over forty stories, including those listed above.
TDM and TMD
Tucker Death Mix
TDM stands for Tucker Death Mix, which is a beverage consisting of
- 1 liter 190 proof Everclear (alcohol)
- 1 quart Gatorade
- 1 can Red Bull
Tucker Max Drunk
TMD is a scale used by Tucker Max to indicate level of intoxication
- Buzzed: a few beers. One can still drive reasonably well, and the brain functions normally.
- Inebriated: Euphoric feeling, loss of ability to drive and impairing of judgment.
- Drunk: Over confidence. One argues about who drives, but eventually gives up the keys. Ability to socialize normally begins to deteriorate.
- Fucked-in-half (aka Shit-housed): One believes their abilities have reached superhuman status, and that one is the most attractive person in one's vicinity. Others' level of attractiveness also increase greatly. One cannot determine the difference between appropriate and inappropriate comments.
- Tucker Max: This is the highest level of intoxication. One has a hard time operating even the most basic of devices. Several effects can be caused, including
- black out
- uncontrollable vomiting
- saying anything that comes to mind, regardless of social acceptability.
See also
External links
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