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| The '''Eggplant Wizard''' is a villain from the video game '']''. | The '''Eggplant Wizard''' is a villain from the video game '']''. | ||
| The Eggplant Wizard is a very mysterious thing. | |||
| ==''Kid Icarus''== | |||
| <BR>no one knows his (or hers, or it's) true origin, but most think it was raised by the devil himself | |||
| In the game, ''Kid Icarus'', the Eggplant Wizard could turn ]'s upper body into an ] by tossing eggplant projectiles at him. His only movement is walking back and forth in the game, but his high HP makes him a very difficult enemy to kill. | |||
| <BR>however, because it is a dirty jew, it doesn't believe in hell. go figure. | |||
| <BR>it's reputation is widely known, and can be recognized easily by its intoxicating smell | |||
| <BR>it is extrememly asthetically displeasing, and once you see it, you immediately PUKE YOUR FUCKIN BRAINS OUT, PUT A SWEATER ON AND STOP WEARING MATCHING JUMPSUITS. JESUS CHRIST. | |||
| <P>lived and thrives on numbers, but lacks the intelligence to comprehend them | |||
| <BR>it's two accomplices are equally as disgusting. | |||
| <BR>the first will take you under its wing, and immediately peck your brains. | |||
| <BR>the other will drown you in a pit of sweat. | |||
| <P>GET A LIFE FREAKS. | |||
| <P>also, they are sexy as fuck | |||
| <BR>Eggplant Wizard, please have my children. | |||
| ==]== | ==]== | ||
Revision as of 01:49, 30 April 2007
The Eggplant Wizard is a villain from the video game Kid Icarus.
The Eggplant Wizard is a very mysterious thing.
no one knows his (or hers, or it's) true origin, but most think it was raised by the devil himself
however, because it is a dirty jew, it doesn't believe in hell. go figure.
it's reputation is widely known, and can be recognized easily by its intoxicating smell
it is extrememly asthetically displeasing, and once you see it, you immediately PUKE YOUR FUCKIN BRAINS OUT, PUT A SWEATER ON AND STOP WEARING MATCHING JUMPSUITS. JESUS CHRIST.
lived and thrives on numbers, but lacks the intelligence to comprehend them
it's two accomplices are equally as disgusting.
the first will take you under its wing, and immediately peck your brains.
the other will drown you in a pit of sweat.
GET A LIFE FREAKS.
also, they are sexy as fuck
Eggplant Wizard, please have my children.
Captain N: The Game Master
The Eggplant Wizard is also a recurring villain in this cartoon series. He is usually paired with King Hippo, and they seem to get into fights a lot. Occasionally, he would come up with his own schemes, and isn't above turning against Mother Brain on these rare occasions.
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Classic Video Game Character: Eggplant Wizard (Kid Icarus)
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