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| '''Dane Rauschenberg''' (pronounced RAU-shen-berg), born ], ] |
'''Dane Rauschenberg''' (pronounced RAU-shen-berg), born ], ], loves himself like no one else will ever love him. His mom loved him maybe 25% as much as he loves himself, and she loved him a lot. Dane Rauschenberg likes to say his name out loud, and sometimes he calls himself ''The'' Dane Rauschenberg. He thinks that adding ''The'' at the beginning part gives him some aristocratic cache. Dane Rauschenberg is happy that no one else that he knows or has heard of is also named Dane Rauschenberg, because if someone else were named Dane Rauschenberg, he couldn't add ''The'' at the front, and that would drive him into a mad, big-baby rage. Rauschenberg has: | ||
| * Made himself into an insufferable twat. | * Made himself into an insufferable twat. | ||
| * Set or broken every single record he's made up for himself to set and/or break. | * Set or broken every single record he's made up for himself to set and/or break. | ||
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Dane Rauschenberg (pronounced RAU-shen-berg), born May 31, 1976, loves himself like no one else will ever love him. His mom loved him maybe 25% as much as he loves himself, and she loved him a lot. Dane Rauschenberg likes to say his name out loud, and sometimes he calls himself The Dane Rauschenberg. He thinks that adding The at the beginning part gives him some aristocratic cache. Dane Rauschenberg is happy that no one else that he knows or has heard of is also named Dane Rauschenberg, because if someone else were named Dane Rauschenberg, he couldn't add The at the front, and that would drive him into a mad, big-baby rage. Rauschenberg has:
- Made himself into an insufferable twat.
- Set or broken every single record he's made up for himself to set and/or break.
Rauschenberg might:
- Pee sitting down.
- Like to smell his own farts.
- Practice autofellatio.
Dane was a playa in what became a true year of ultra-douchebaggery. In 2006, when Dane completed his transformation into an ur-twat, a slew of other runners began avoiding him like a bad odor.
Fiddy2
Fiddy2 raised over $43,000 for the ] chapter of L'Arche Internationale. Rauschenberg continues to raise money through his website Fiddy2.
Awards & Recognition
- Rauschenberg was one of four runners chosen to represent The 50 States Marathon Club at the MBC Hangang Marathon in Seoul, Korea on April 29, 2007.
- Asked to participate as a Charity Chaser for the Frederick Marathon where he would start last and receive a dollar for every runner he passed during the race.
- Metro Sports DC selected Dane as its Athlete of the Month for its July 2007 issue.
- Selected co-Male Runner of the Year by the Washington Running Club in 2006.
References
External links
- Dane's personal site
- Sports Illustrated Article on Dane Rauschenberg, September 2006
- NPR's Day to Day Interview about Fiddy2
- Park City TV interview about Fiddy2
- BBC Interview with Dane Rauschenberg about Fiddy2
- Little Rock Marathon Tribute to Rock Star Dane
- San Francisco Marathon Bio of Dane
- Dane makes Marathonguide's top Marathoners of the year
- Interview with Dane after completing first sub-3 hour marathon during Fiddy2
- Slam! Sports Story on Dane reaching international borders
