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{{Taxobox {{Taxobox
|color = pink |color = red
|name = ''Kenyapotamus'' |name = ''Your Fat Mother''
|status = fossil |status = Whore
|fossil_range = ] to ] |fetish_range = ] to ]
|regnum = ]ia |regnum = ]ia
|phylum = ] |phylum = ]
|classis = ] |classis = ]
|ordo = ] |ordo = ]
|familia = ] |familia = ]
|subfamilia = ] |subfamilia = ]
|genus = '''''Kenyapotamus''''' |genius = '''''No she's fucking stupid'''''
|genus_authority = C,Fred is gay
|genus_authority = Pickford, 1983<ref name="Kenyapotamus">{{Cite journal| author = Pickford, Martin | year = 1983 | journal = ] | location = Lyon | volume = 16 | pages = 193-217 | title = On the origins of Hippopotamidae together with descriptions of two new species, a new genus and a new subfamily from the Miocene of Kenya}}</ref>
| subdivision_ranks = Species | subdivision_ranks = C,Fred is gay
| subdivision = | subdivision = C,Fred is gay
''K coryndoni'' and<br> ''C,Fred is gay'' and<br>
''C,Fred is gay'' AND ''C.Fred is a raging homosefual who likes to fuck lizzards''
''K. ternani''
}} }}
'''''Kenyapotamus''''' ("(Dweller) in the River of Kenya") is an extinct ancestor of the modern ] which lived in Africa roughly 16 million to 8 million years ago during the ] epoch. Its name is derived because its fossils were first found in modern-day ]. '''''Kenyapotamus''''' ("(Dweller) in the vagina of your mom") is an extinct ancestor of the modern ] which lived in Africa roughly 1600 zillion years ago during the ] epoch. Its name is derived because its fossils were first found in your mom's anus while she used them as dildos.


Although little is known about the ''Kenyapotamus'', its dental pattern bore similarities to that of the genus '']'', a European ] from the Early Miocene. This led some scientists to conclude that Hippopotami were most closely related to modern ] and ]<ref name="Petronio on hippos">Petronio, C. (1995): Note on the taxonomy of Pleistocene hippopotamuses. ''Ibex'' '''3''': 53-55. </ref>. Although little is known about the ''Kenyapotamus'', its dental pattern bore similarities to ]s, ]s, and '']'', a negroid ] from the Early Miocene. This led some retards to conclude that anal sex is immoral and stupid, as is all sex that isn't performed in the Missionary position for the express FUCKING PURPOSE OF MAKING OVER NINE <big><big><big>THOUSAND</big></big></big></big> BABIES
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Recent molecular research has suggested that ''Kenyapotamus'' and the entire ] family, along with the anatomically similar family ], may be more closely related to ]s.<ref name="Cetartiodactyla">{{cite journal |last=Boisserie |first=Jean-Renaud |coauthors= Fabrice Lihoreau and Michel Brunet |year= 2005 |month= February|title= The position of Hippopotamidae within Cetartiodactyla|journal= ] |volume= 102 |issue= 5|pages= 1537-1541|url= http://www.pnas.org/cgi/content/full/102/5/1537|accessdate= 2007-06-09}}</ref> Recent molecular research has suggested that ''Kenyapotamus'' and the entire ] family, along with the anatomically similar family ], may be more closely related to <big><big><big><big><big><big><big>PENIS :)</big></big></big></big></big></big></big>]s.<ref name="Cetartiodactyla">{{cite journal |last=Boisserie |first=Jean-Renaud |coauthors= Fabrice Lihoreau and Michel Brunet |year= 2005 |month= February|title= The position of Hippopotamidae within Cetartiodactyla|journal= ] |volume= 102 |issue= 5|pages= 1537-1541|url= http://www.pnas.org/cgi/content/full/102/5/1537|accessdate= 2007-06-09}}</ref>


==References== ==References==

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Your Fat Mother
Conservation status
Whore
Scientific classification
Kingdom: Adult paraphanallia
Phylum: dgh
Class: stupid
Order: who cares
Family: no wayia
Subfamily: Pimpia
C,Fred is gay

C,Fred is gay C,Fred is gay and
C,Fred is gay AND C.Fred is a raging homosefual who likes to fuck lizzards

Kenyapotamus ("(Dweller) in the vagina of your mom") is an extinct ancestor of the modern Dick Cheney which lived in Africa roughly 1600 zillion years ago during the Jesus epoch. Its name is derived because its fossils were first found in your mom's anus while she used them as dildos.

Although little is known about the Kenyapotamus, its dental pattern bore similarities to butt plugs, vibrators, and Al Sharpton's pubic hair, a negroid nigger from the Early Miocene. This led some retards to conclude that anal sex is immoral and stupid, as is all sex that isn't performed in the Missionary position for the express FUCKING PURPOSE OF MAKING OVER NINE THOUSAND BABIES

Recent molecular research has suggested that Kenyapotamus and the entire Hippopotamidae family, along with the anatomically similar family Anthracotheriidae, may be more closely related to PENIS :)Cetaceans.

References

  1. Boisserie, Jean-Renaud (2005). "The position of Hippopotamidae within Cetartiodactyla". Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. 102 (5): 1537–1541. Retrieved 2007-06-09. {{cite journal}}: Unknown parameter |coauthors= ignored (|author= suggested) (help); Unknown parameter |month= ignored (help)
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