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Re: Alex Jones' PrisonPlanet down (7/29/07 1:50 am) Quote
the group at wikipedia attacking these articles all seem to love to link to articles that mock aluminum foil hat wearers, which is disturbing for two reasons
1) people really are being targeted with microwave radiation and other kinds of secret torture and mind control attacks. some of this radiation is tightly beamed, for example a laser, and aluminum foil is an effective shield. when it is not tightly beamed, but more like the signal your radio or cell phone receives, it is less effective an might even concentrate the signal somewhat. however, obviously it is better to spare yourself the damage that can be done by a tight beam or laser than to leave yourself unshielded in order to avoid slightly concentrating a signal like cell towers emit.
aluminum foil hats are being ridiculed because it interferes with involuntary human expierments, and because when victims adopt this protection it is to some extent visible. if one percent or more of the population began wearing aluminum foil hats, we might start to notice something is wrong. so they want to discourage this.
2) it's also disturbing because these people strike me as being part of the conspiracy that seeks to destroy the rest of us. and i have to say, many of them look like jews to me, and the conspiracy to take over the world is a zionist/jewish onnspiracy.
What more can I say after that?
Disinformation Terrorist
Apparently, the Swedish Leftists think I am some kind of "Disinformation Terrorist". See .
Administrol
I don't know how you could possibly be confused about this, but oddly, some of you seem to be, so let me make this perfectly clear: I am not an Administrator, nor do I wish to become one. Thanks. I can breathe now. See this for relief P.S. What I REALLY want to be is a Rouge Admin.
And no, I have never claimed to be an Admin, as you erroneously state on your radio show here -- that was your dumbass producer's mistake. I'll say it again, loud and clear, paraphrasing Nixon: I am not now, nor have I ever been, an Admin. Got it?
Great Liberal Backlash of 2003 -- POV-pushing at its finest, from one of the angriest journalists on the planet, Molly Ivins. Glad it's gone, but its loss will inflame this dude that keeps stalking me
Larry Silverstein's Comments On WTC Building 7 Collapse -- entirely original kook research, not one ounce of truth to anything said in the article that could be cited to an objective source. Mountain out of molehill at its finest. So much for 9/11 "research" -- pull it.
"the word "truth" in 911 "truth" movement is a form of newspeak. There isn't realy any truth involved in the actual movement. Which really isn't a movement either. It's more of a gyration.--130.191.17.38 23:30, 9 May 2006 (UTC)"
The Barnstar of Diligence
Thanks for helping with the Afd of the Bush Crimes Commission and your diligence in pursuit of a NPOV on it. Aeon 02:08, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
I, PainMan, hereby bestow upon you the title of Defender of the Wiki for your tireless efforts in exposing and combating Left-Liberal POV, propaganda, lies and distortions generally and in particular with respect to the War on Terror and convicted cop killer Wesley Cook (aka "Mumia abu Jamal").I, MONGO bestow upon Morton Devonshire the Barnstar of National Merit, for all your excellent work in helping Misplaced Pages rid itself of conspiracy theory cruft related to the events of 9/11/2001.--MONGO 04:51, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
For you
The Happy Flower of Collegiality
For remarkable patience in difficult circumstances Tom Harrison 14:10, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
USS Morton DD-948
I award you this image of USS Morton (DD-948) for your fight against cruft. As far as I can tell it was the only US Navy vessel named Morton. The ASROC launcher may have been capable of carrying nuclear weapons, too bad they can't be used against the cruft pages you diligently fight. Keep up the good work. --Dual Freq 03:04, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar
For Coming To The Aid of The Damsel In Distress Mobile 01 06:38, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
For your wonderfully sarcastic user page, war on stupid conspiracy nuts, and refusal to let the loonies run this place, you inspire me to fight on. --Elaragirl 17:03, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
I haven't laughed so hard in weeks, man. Those pictures on your user page are just golden. --Elaragirl 17:03, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Yo've earned it
The Editor's Barnstar
For helping to keep nonsense to a minimum.--MONGO 18:36, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
Genius work on anti-nonsense--Tar7arus 22:08, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
Dear Morton
This lighthouse's beautiful brightness has led me to this talk page,
so I could finally meet you, and thank you for all you do,
and leave you a modest gift wishing you all the happiness
and peace you deserve, dear Morton. You are great! :)
I know we haven't gotten along well in the past, so the kinds words on my user page were valiant and an extremely terrific gesture of good will. Thanks. Travb (talk) 18:08, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
From The Company
Because we know our Uber Section Head would never give out awards (that might blow our cover) and since the SuperSleuths have already blown yours - I award you this American Eagle Award of Truth, Justice and the American Way --Tbeatty 14:47, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
Happy Morton's Day!
Morton devonshire has been identified as an Awesome Wikipedian,
and therefore, I've officially declared today as Morton's day!
For being such a beautiful person and great Wikipedian,
enjoy being the Star of the day, dear Morton!
I rarely give these things out, but you deserve one for putting yourself in harm's way in my defense during my RfA. Crockspot 20:26, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
Exalted Senior Acolyte of the Lithuanian Grove, secret order of The Bilderberg Illuminati of Zurich, by order of Tom Harrison 12:48, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
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