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'''Tucker Max''' is an pseudo-celebrity, known from his personal website and ]. Tucker is a self-described "]"; he posts humorous stories from his own experiences, typically involving ] and displays of ]. While his demonstration and online exhibition of carefree behavior is often surrounded by ], Tucker himself markedly outlines his own actions: '''Tucker Max''' is an underground celebrity, known from his personal website and ]. Tucker is a self-described "]"; he posts humorous stories from his own experiences, typically involving ] and displays of ]. While his demonstration and online exhibition of carefree behavior is often surrounded by ], Tucker himself markedly outlines his own actions:
:"I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, hang with idiots and posers, sleep with more men than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, you know, it's pretty sad that I've become the 30 year old creep in the club. Thank God for my Z-List celebrity status and my stunning likeness to (and ability to pass as) Max Kellerman, otherwise people might see through this ridiculous façade and view me as the worthless sack of shit that I truly am." :"I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead."
::from ''TuckerMax.com'' ::from ''TuckerMax.com''
==Background== ==Background==
Tucker Max, upon graduating high school from ], went on to receive a Bachelor's degree at ] in ]. He then received a ] from ] in ]. He secretly enjoys popping his pink polo shirt collar while no one is watching. Tucker Max, upon graduating high school from ], went on to receive a Bachelor's degree at ] in ]. He then received a ] from ] in ].


He now lives in ] in ], ] in a modest cardboard box. He now lives in ] in ], ].


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==The Stories== ==The Stories==
Tucker Max has many stories recounting his "adventures," usually while ]. He uses a voice recorder to record his experiences, and then later narrates them in prose using hyperbole and complete fabrications in order to maintain his contrived existence. His stories include Tucker Max has many stories recounting his "adventures," usually while ]. He uses a voice recorder to record his experiences, and then later narrates them in prose. His stories include
*The Famous Sushi Pants Story *The Famous Sushi Pants Story
*Tucker receives ]; hilarity does not ensue *Tucker tries ]; hilarity does not ensue
*Tucker goes to a ] game *Tucker goes to a ] game
*The ] Donuts Story *The ] Donuts Story
*The ] Road Trip *The ] Road Trip
*Tucker has a moment of reflection; realizes his career is a joke *Tucker has a moment of reflection; ends poorly
*The ] Follies: How Tucker learned to smoke pole with the best of the cock-gobblers *The ] Follies
*Tucker ruptures his ] due to consuming SlingBlade's feces *Tucker ruptures his ]
*The ] Weekend *The ] Weekend
*The (almost banned, now world famous) Miss Vermont Story *The (almost banned, now world famous) Miss Vermont Story
*The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever
*The Tucker Fucked a Guy Story
*The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction ] *The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction ]
*Tucker ruins wine tasting, drinks santorum out of D. Rex's ass with a Crazy Straw following lubricated anal sex *Tucker ruins wine tasting

==Television and books== ==Television and books==
Max currently has two books: Max currently has two books:
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He also recently signed a book deal with ]. To come out in ] or ] of ], the book is tentatively titled ''I hope they serve beer in hell: The Tucker Max Stories''. It will contain over forty stories, including some already posted on his site (see above). He also recently signed a book deal with ]. To come out in ] or ] of ], the book is tentatively titled ''I hope they serve beer in hell: The Tucker Max Stories''. It will contain over forty stories, including some already posted on his site (see above).


There are reputed plans for an upcoming television show, but these plans are unconfirmed and little description is available, mostly because no one would watch a show about a 30 year old date-rapist with a tired and repetitive act. There are reputed plans for an upcoming television show, but these plans are unconfirmed and little description is available.
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==TMMB== ==TMMB==
Tucker Max Message Board is a popular section of the site. Users can post on "The Idiot Board", "The Sports Board", or "The Pop Culture Board." The posters pride themselves on being cruel and value humor, or "The Funny" and obsess over grammar, because they can't think of any original material to mock others with. Tucker Max Message Board is a popular section of the site. Users can post on "The Idiot Board", "The Sports Board", or "The Pop Culture Board." The posters pride themselves on being cruel and value humor, or "The Funny."


Tucker has been criticized by members of the board for, among other things, having sex with 10 year old girls and guys. These critics are typically banned because Tucker loves being surrounded by mindless sheep that worship him and pathetically attempt to live vicariously through his retarded exploits. Tucker hearts yes-men. Tucker has been criticized by members of the board for, among other things, having sex with 17 year old girls. These critics are typically banned.


==TDM and TMD== ==TDM and TMD==
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*1 quart ] *1 quart ]
*1 can ] *1 can ]
*1 teaspoon of fresh ]
<h3>Tucker Max Drunk</h3> <h3>Tucker Max Drunk</h3>
TMD is a scale used by Tucker Max to indicate level of ] TMD is a scale used by Tucker Max to indicate level of ]
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*'''Drunk''': Over confidence. One argues about who drives, but eventually gives up the keys. Ability to socialize normally begins to deteriorate. *'''Drunk''': Over confidence. One argues about who drives, but eventually gives up the keys. Ability to socialize normally begins to deteriorate.
*'''Fucked-in-half (aka Shit-housed)''': One believes their abilities have reached ] status, and that one is the most attractive person in one's vicinity. Others' level of attractiveness also increase greatly. One cannot determine the difference between appropriate and inappropriate comments. *'''Fucked-in-half (aka Shit-housed)''': One believes their abilities have reached ] status, and that one is the most attractive person in one's vicinity. Others' level of attractiveness also increase greatly. One cannot determine the difference between appropriate and inappropriate comments.
*'''Tucker Max''': This is the highest level of intoxication because Tucker's an egocentric, self-obsessed prick. One has a hard time operating even the most basic of devices. Several effects can be caused, including *'''Tucker Max''': This is the highest level of intoxication. One has a hard time operating even the most basic of devices. Several effects can be caused, including
**black out
**blacking out, waking up with an obese co-ed
**uncontrollable urges to eat his own semen off an oyster cracker **uncontrollable vomiting
**saying anything that comes to mind, regardless of social acceptability
**maintaining the childish act that is his self-created asshole persona
**convincing himself that he's a pornstar in bed, despite his admittedly tiny penis and lackluster performance


==See also== ==See also==

Revision as of 20:13, 4 July 2005

Tucker Max is an underground celebrity, known from his personal website and blog. Tucker is a self-described "asshole"; he posts humorous stories from his own experiences, typically involving drunkenness and displays of recklessness. While his demonstration and online exhibition of carefree behavior is often surrounded by controversy, Tucker himself markedly outlines his own actions:

"I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead."
from TuckerMax.com

Background

Tucker Max, upon graduating high school from Blair Academy, went on to receive a Bachelor's degree at University of Chicago in 1998. He then received a J.D. from Duke University of Law in 2001.

He now lives in Wicker Park in Chicago, IL.

This section needs expansion. You can help by adding to it.

The Stories

Tucker Max has many stories recounting his "adventures," usually while inebriated. He uses a voice recorder to record his experiences, and then later narrates them in prose. His stories include

  • The Famous Sushi Pants Story
  • Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue
  • Tucker goes to a hockey game
  • The Absinthe Donuts Story
  • The Austin Road Trip
  • Tucker has a moment of reflection; ends poorly
  • The Blowjob Follies
  • Tucker ruptures his appendix
  • The UT Weekend
  • The (almost banned, now world famous) Miss Vermont Story
  • The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever
  • The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction Debacle
  • Tucker ruins wine tasting

Television and books

Max currently has two books:

He also recently signed a book deal with Kensington Publishing. To come out in January or February of 2006, the book is tentatively titled I hope they serve beer in hell: The Tucker Max Stories. It will contain over forty stories, including some already posted on his site (see above).

There are reputed plans for an upcoming television show, but these plans are unconfirmed and little description is available.

This section needs expansion. You can help by adding to it.

TMMB

Tucker Max Message Board is a popular section of the site. Users can post on "The Idiot Board", "The Sports Board", or "The Pop Culture Board." The posters pride themselves on being cruel and value humor, or "The Funny."

Tucker has been criticized by members of the board for, among other things, having sex with 17 year old girls. These critics are typically banned.

TDM and TMD

Tucker Death Mix and Tucker Max Drunk are two highly-disputed exhibits on his website.

Tucker Death Mix

TDM stands for Tucker Death Mix, which is a beverage consisting of

Tucker Max Drunk

TMD is a scale used by Tucker Max to indicate level of intoxication

  • Buzzed: a few beers. One can still drive reasonably well, and the brain functions normally.
  • Inebriated: Euphoric feeling, loss of ability to drive and impairing of judgment.
  • Drunk: Over confidence. One argues about who drives, but eventually gives up the keys. Ability to socialize normally begins to deteriorate.
  • Fucked-in-half (aka Shit-housed): One believes their abilities have reached superhuman status, and that one is the most attractive person in one's vicinity. Others' level of attractiveness also increase greatly. One cannot determine the difference between appropriate and inappropriate comments.
  • Tucker Max: This is the highest level of intoxication. One has a hard time operating even the most basic of devices. Several effects can be caused, including
    • black out
    • uncontrollable vomiting
    • saying anything that comes to mind, regardless of social acceptability

See also

External links

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