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| {{Primarysources|date=December 2007}} | |||
| {{Infobox Television episode | |||
| | Title =Fig Biscuits and Inspirational Toilet Rolls | |||
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| | Caption =Our heroes against the money till. | |||
| | Season =2 | |||
| | Episode =3 | |||
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| "'''Fig Biscuits and Inspirational Toilet Rolls'''" is the third episode of '']'' ]. | |||
| == Plot == | |||
| Arkwright (]) has to sell two products that he is overstocked, ] and "inspirational ]" that have quotations to cheer up the users. His best technique is to hide Granville (]) in the ] and talk to Mavis (]) as the "] of a ] shopkeeper" that advises her to buy a dozen "inspirational toilet rolls". | |||
| Alas, Arkwright falls into the cellar and breaks his leg, but at least he has Nurse Gladys Emamnuel (]) to look after him with a real health condition. | |||
| == Notes == | |||
| Granville's handwritten sign at the shop's window: "HELP, I'M BEING HELD A PRISONER AGAINST MY WILL" | |||
| One of the "inspirational toilet rolls" quotes: "Don't forget that yesterday was the tomorrow you worried about the day before yesterday". | |||
| This episode features one of Arkwright's strangest customers: an ]. | |||
| == Quotes == | |||
| *Six smokers come into the store and buy their "usual": | |||
| **Arkwright: Just t-throw the papers on the floor, Gentlemen, my assistant will sweep them all up later, and if he sweeps up a pair of lungs the owner can come and get them later. | |||
| *Arkwright's commercial pitch to Mrs Blewitt (]). She buys the fig biscuits: | |||
| **Arkwright: The connection between the fig biscuit and honourable womanhood. Don't ask me to explain it, Mrs. Blewitt, but you show me a grocery list without a fig biscuit and I will show you a housewife of doubtful moral rectitude. | |||
| *Arkwright and Mavis: | |||
| **Arkwright: Scotch Broth, Mavis, that's very exotic? I haven't got a small ], I'll only have a large tin. | |||
| **Mavis: Oh... | |||
| **Arkwright: I can't cut it in half Mavis. It all f-flops out. Tell you what. I'll sell you a large tin but I'll only charge you for two small tins. | |||
| == References == | |||
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