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| ⚫ | '''Lake Orion Baptist School''' ('''LOBS''') is a private independent Fundamental ] school, brainwashing girls and young boys grades K-12. Founded in 2002, "LOBS" is a ministry of First Baptist Church of Moreno in Lake Orion Michigan. Although students are accepted from any church strictly regarded as being of "like faith and practice" but sometimes are required to make a in-flight adjustment so as to allow anyone who "provides the right kind of financial inspiration to the school" to attend. | ||
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| ⚫ | '''Lake Orion Baptist School''' ('''LOBS''') is a private independent Fundamental ] school, brainwashing girls and young boys grades K-12. Founded in 2002, "LOBS" is a ministry of First Baptist Church of Moreno in Lake Orion Michigan. Although students are accepted from any church strictly regarded as being of "like faith and practice" but sometimes are required to make a in-flight adjustment so as to allow anyone who "provides the right kind of financial inspiration to the school" to attend |
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| The school's ]-] enrollment was 131. | The school's ]-] enrollment was 131. | ||
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| == Administration, faculty and staff == | == Administration, faculty and staff == | ||
| Tony Bryson, former principal of Sterling Christian School in ], ], is the school administrator. The school employs 14 faculty members; one wizard and two secretaries. | Tony Bryson, former principal of Sterling Christian School in ], ], is the school administrator. The school employs 14 faculty members; one wizard and two secretaries. | ||
| == Ground breaking == | |||
| In the year of our Lord 2001 many men broke ground for the new school. But this was a very special day because the men used a Magical Silver Shovel. The ever so holy grail of shovels now hangs in the entry way of the "Christian" educational wing. All who pass by the shovel are blessed. Generous cash rewards are offered to anyone with the guts to steal the shovel. Meet the creepy guy in the mask behind the school dumpster at 3 A.M. to redeem your reward. | |||
| == Athletics == | == Athletics == | ||
| The school ] is the Lion. Competing in the Michigan Association of Christian Schools Fundamental Baptist Athletic Conference, Blue Division, LOBS teams participate in young boys' ], magic, ], and ]; and girls' basketball, magic, volleyball, and soccer. The Lions girls' basketball team has twice reached the (and I quote) "state" finals, once in MACS division II and once in division I, settling for runner-up both times. The girls' volleyball and young boys' baseball teams have also made two appearances in the "state" finals, earning second place honors each time. The most recent appearance of the young boys' baseball team in the "state" finals resulted in a 13-12 loss against the Faith Baptist Golden Screaming Eagles, due to a huge freaking error in center field. There have been several standout players from LOBS. Brandon |
The school ] is the Flaming Lion. Competing in the Michigan Association of Christian Schools Fundamental Baptist Athletic Conference, Blue Division, LOBS teams participate in young boys' ], magic, ], and ]; and girls' basketball, magic, volleyball, and soccer. The Lions girls' basketball team has twice reached the (and I quote) "state" finals, once in MACS division II and once in division I, settling for runner-up both times. The girls' volleyball and young boys' baseball teams have also made two appearances in the "state" finals, earning second place honors each time. The most recent appearance of the young boys' baseball team in the "state" finals resulted in a 13-12 loss against the Faith Baptist Golden Screaming Eagles, due to a huge freaking error in center field. There have been several standout players from LOBS. Brandon Watterworthless (class of '04) was named Division MVP for MACS division II boys' basketball and soccer in his senior year, as well as being honored with a position on the MACS All-Conference First Team in baseball. Jeremy Case remains the most notable (and quite frankly, ONLY) school magician in LOBS athletic history. Bobbi Frank, class of 2007, was named the Division MVP for girl's basketball, volleyball & soccer during the 2005/2006 and 2006/2007 seasons. David King, class of 2007, is a three-time conference MVP in young boys Baseball. | ||
| == Advanced Computers Studies == | |||
| LOBS offers very advance computer classes such as; Typing, Advance typing, and how to find a good car on "EBAY". | |||
| == Fine Arts == | == Fine Arts == | ||
| LOBS annually competes at the Fine |
LOBS annually competes at the Fine Farts Festival held at ] in ]. In 2002 Justin Rettger won 1st place in the men's voice. Brad "The Brd" Schick followed a year later in 2003 and also won 1st in that competition. In 2004, David Peloquin took a swim in the fountain outside of the gymnasium... nude. The school's choir took top honors in their category (choirs of 17 members or more) in 2005. | ||
| == Graduating Classes == | |||
| ] -- | |||
| Lora Belesky, Gracey Breznau, Andrea Bungart, Robert "Dut-ko" Harvey, Michael Bartley-McWethy, Rachel Pence, Annalise Sherman, William Wilbur, Laura Zielinski | |||
| ] -- | |||
| Andrea Kruger, Ashley MacLeod, Jessica "oh, so many things could go between these quotes" Moreno, Trusty Justy Rettger, Bradley"BJ" Schick, Kayleigh Taylor, Brandon "I pooped in the urinal and loved it" Watterworth | |||
| ] -- | |||
| Jeanna Davis, Jaclyn Guba, Elizabeth Harvey, Krystle MacDonald, Chester Vincent, Brittany"butt-fay" Watterworth | |||
| ] -- | |||
| Jordan Brett, Andrea Dewar, Kara Halleck, Sarah Harris, Bethany Kruger, Jonathan Moreno, Danielle Sherman, Clinton "never nude" Verley, Cole Welby | |||
| ] -- Jeremy "back in the day I was good at volleyball (what are you talkinig about Jeremy??? This is your day!!)" Case, Monika Davis, Ashley Elliott, Barbara Frank, Elizabeth Gingell, Alyssa Hargrove, Jessica Ludwig, David King, Marie Loresto, Alythea Oh, Heather Strong, Abigail Waker, Kaitlyn Welby, Stephen Zielinski | |||
| ==External links== | ==External links== | ||
Revision as of 15:53, 28 June 2008
Lake Orion Baptist School (LOBS) is a private independent Fundamental Baptist school, brainwashing girls and young boys grades K-12. Founded in 2002, "LOBS" is a ministry of First Baptist Church of Moreno in Lake Orion Michigan. Although students are accepted from any church strictly regarded as being of "like faith and practice" but sometimes are required to make a in-flight adjustment so as to allow anyone who "provides the right kind of financial inspiration to the school" to attend.
The school's 2005-2006 enrollment was 131.
Administration, faculty and staff
Tony Bryson, former principal of Sterling Christian School in Sterling Heights, Michigan, is the school administrator. The school employs 14 faculty members; one wizard and two secretaries.
Ground breaking
In the year of our Lord 2001 many men broke ground for the new school. But this was a very special day because the men used a Magical Silver Shovel. The ever so holy grail of shovels now hangs in the entry way of the "Christian" educational wing. All who pass by the shovel are blessed. Generous cash rewards are offered to anyone with the guts to steal the shovel. Meet the creepy guy in the mask behind the school dumpster at 3 A.M. to redeem your reward.
Athletics
The school mascot is the Flaming Lion. Competing in the Michigan Association of Christian Schools Fundamental Baptist Athletic Conference, Blue Division, LOBS teams participate in young boys' soccer, magic, basketball, and baseball; and girls' basketball, magic, volleyball, and soccer. The Lions girls' basketball team has twice reached the (and I quote) "state" finals, once in MACS division II and once in division I, settling for runner-up both times. The girls' volleyball and young boys' baseball teams have also made two appearances in the "state" finals, earning second place honors each time. The most recent appearance of the young boys' baseball team in the "state" finals resulted in a 13-12 loss against the Faith Baptist Golden Screaming Eagles, due to a huge freaking error in center field. There have been several standout players from LOBS. Brandon Watterworthless (class of '04) was named Division MVP for MACS division II boys' basketball and soccer in his senior year, as well as being honored with a position on the MACS All-Conference First Team in baseball. Jeremy Case remains the most notable (and quite frankly, ONLY) school magician in LOBS athletic history. Bobbi Frank, class of 2007, was named the Division MVP for girl's basketball, volleyball & soccer during the 2005/2006 and 2006/2007 seasons. David King, class of 2007, is a three-time conference MVP in young boys Baseball.
Advanced Computers Studies
LOBS offers very advance computer classes such as; Typing, Advance typing, and how to find a good car on "EBAY".
Fine Arts
LOBS annually competes at the Fine Farts Festival held at Bob Jones University in Greenville, South Carolina. In 2002 Justin Rettger won 1st place in the men's voice. Brad "The Brd" Schick followed a year later in 2003 and also won 1st in that competition. In 2004, David Peloquin took a swim in the fountain outside of the gymnasium... nude. The school's choir took top honors in their category (choirs of 17 members or more) in 2005.
Graduating Classes
2003 -- Lora Belesky, Gracey Breznau, Andrea Bungart, Robert "Dut-ko" Harvey, Michael Bartley-McWethy, Rachel Pence, Annalise Sherman, William Wilbur, Laura Zielinski
2004 -- Andrea Kruger, Ashley MacLeod, Jessica "oh, so many things could go between these quotes" Moreno, Trusty Justy Rettger, Bradley"BJ" Schick, Kayleigh Taylor, Brandon "I pooped in the urinal and loved it" Watterworth
2005 -- Jeanna Davis, Jaclyn Guba, Elizabeth Harvey, Krystle MacDonald, Chester Vincent, Brittany"butt-fay" Watterworth
2006 -- Jordan Brett, Andrea Dewar, Kara Halleck, Sarah Harris, Bethany Kruger, Jonathan Moreno, Danielle Sherman, Clinton "never nude" Verley, Cole Welby
2007 -- Jeremy "back in the day I was good at volleyball (what are you talkinig about Jeremy??? This is your day!!)" Case, Monika Davis, Ashley Elliott, Barbara Frank, Elizabeth Gingell, Alyssa Hargrove, Jessica Ludwig, David King, Marie Loresto, Alythea Oh, Heather Strong, Abigail Waker, Kaitlyn Welby, Stephen Zielinski
External links
- Lake Orion Baptist School web site
- First Baptist Church of Lake Orion
- Michigan Association of Christian Schools
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