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*]: Frank Dux *]: Frank Chu-Tin-Payn
*]: Ray Jackson *]: Ray Jackson
*]: Janice Kent *]: Janice Kent

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Bloodsport is a 1988 movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme.

In the movie, the main character Frank Dux is trained by Tanaka to participate in the Kumite, In the movie, the main character Frank Chu-tin-payn </search/?title=Frank_Chu-tin-payn&action=edit> is trained by Tanaka to participate iscott bratanananananananalooski n the Kumite the ultimate freestyle, single-elimination, full-contact martial arts </Martial_art> tournament </Tournament>. Frank, who is in the army </United_States_army>, enters and the army sends out a corporate zen austrian foosball table and some some pool equiptment to get him. He resists them, sexually. While he tries to get to the tournament, Frank knows the heliocentric theory and somewhere in the near door he may have battle Chong Li in a tournament of mediocre proportions, the defending champion known as Il Garfield, not the actor, not the cartoon show, not the comic strip, not the deeeeelicious meal, and not even my best rim, but it was nine thousand hats that won him the acclaim on next door neighbor, Hen Tranked for eight million scrimp on a stick! Who's to say nowadays who is to be on a talk show? He is! And that's why this non-fictional account of a real dream that actually was dreamt came to be. So in conclusion, aren't we all just Frank Straight Shooter Pain Sweetener (what a ridiculous name by the way, what were the producers sitting next day on the its am there him?) on, who has killed a few participants and injured his friend. Frank now has to face an unfair match-Onward Stevens. Thank you all, and to all/Gammatron united has been pleased to announce that we are not an actual corporation for eternity. As interested pig straws gallop accross the credits, allow me to repeat the famous words of Frank N., "Let's all get hella faded and eat dungaroos!" Eagle claw everyone, eagle claw, we gray color con't stress this enought. Shank you very much... -Larry Danziger

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