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| '''Bartholomew Jo-Jo "Bart" Simpson''' is a ] featured in the television ] '']''., He is the 10 year old son of ] and ] and older brother of ] and ]. | '''Bartholomew Jo-Jo "Bart" Simpson''' is a ] featured in the television ] '']''., He is the 10 year old son of ] and ] and older brother of ] and ]. | ||
| Bart is a self-proclaimed underachiever who begins each show writing detention lines on the blackboard. Bart's interests include skateboarding, comic books (esp. ]), terrorizing his sisters, ] chimney sweeps and prank calling ] at his tavern. | Bart is a self-proclaimed underachiever who begins each show writing detention lines on the blackboard. See: ''']''' Bart's interests include skateboarding, comic books (esp. ]), terrorizing his sisters, ] chimney sweeps and prank calling ] at his tavern. | ||
| In an interview, Simpsons creator ] stated he chose the name as an ] of "brat". | In an interview, Simpsons creator ] stated he chose the name as an ] of "brat". | ||
| Here are a few of the things Bart has written on the blackboard: | |||
| * I will only provide a urine sample when asked | |||
| * I will not carve ]s. | |||
| * I will not ] others. | |||
| * I will not ] for the head. | |||
| * I will not barf unless I'm sick | |||
| * I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. | |||
| * I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge. | |||
| * I will not conduct my own ] drills. | |||
| * Funny noises are not funny. | |||
| * I will not snap ]s. | |||
| * I will not fake ]s. | |||
| * This punishment is not boring and pointless. | |||
| * My name is not Dr. ]. | |||
| * I will not defame ]. | |||
| * I will not prescribe medication. | |||
| * I will not bury the new kid. | |||
| * I will not teach others to fly. | |||
| * I will not bring ] to class. | |||
| * A burp is not an answer. | |||
| * ] is not a ]. | |||
| * ] is not for kids. | |||
| * I will not eat things for ]. | |||
| * I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call. | |||
| * The principal's ] is not a ]. | |||
| * I will not call the principal "] head". | |||
| * ] don't bounce. | |||
| * Mud is not one of the 4 food groups. | |||
| * No one is interested in my ]. | |||
| * I will not sell miracle cures. | |||
| * I will return the seeing-eye ]. | |||
| * I do not have diplomatic immunity. | |||
| * I will not charge admission to the ]. | |||
| * I will never win an ]. | |||
| * The cafeteria deep fryer is not a ]. | |||
| * All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. | |||
| * I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause. | |||
| * I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers. | |||
| * My ] was not stolen by a one-armed man. | |||
| * I will not go near the ] ]. | |||
| * I am not delightfully saucy. | |||
| * Organ transplants are best left to professionals. | |||
| * The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail ]". | |||
| * I will not celebrate meaningless milestones. | |||
| * There are plenty of businesses like show business. | |||
| * Five days is not too long to wait for a gun. | |||
| * I will not waste chalk. | |||
| * I will not ] in the halls. | |||
| * I will not instigate revolution. | |||
| * I will not draw naked ] in class. | |||
| * I did not see ]. | |||
| * I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes". | |||
| * ] ] is not funny. | |||
| * They are laughing at me, not with me. | |||
| * I will not yell "]" in a crowded classroom. | |||
| * I will not encourage others to fly. | |||
| * I will not fake my way through life. | |||
| * Tar is not a plaything. | |||
| * I will not ] my butt. | |||
| * It's ], not potatoe. | |||
| * I will not trade ] with others. | |||
| * I am not a 32 year old ]. | |||
| * I will not do that thing with my ]. | |||
| * I will not drive the principal's car. | |||
| * I will not pledge allegiance to Bart. | |||
| * I will not sell school property. | |||
| * I will not burp in class. | |||
| * I will not cut corners | |||
| I will " " " | |||
| I will " " " | |||
| * I will not get very far with this attitude. | |||
| * I will not belch the National Anthem. | |||
| * I will not sell land in ]. | |||
| * I will not grease the monkey bars. | |||
| * I will not hide behind the ]. | |||
| * I will not do anything bad ever again. | |||
| * I will not show off. | |||
| * I will not sleep through my education. | |||
| * I am not a ]. | |||
| * Spitwads are not free speech. | |||
| * Nobody likes sunburn slappers. | |||
| * High ] and school don't mix. | |||
| * I will not bribe Principal Skinner. | |||
| * I will not squeak chalk (to the sound of chalk squeaking). | |||
| * I will finish what I sta | |||
| * "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender. | |||
| * ] should be worn on the inside. | |||
| * The ] Pageant does not stink. | |||
| * I will not torment the emotionally frail. | |||
| Episodes that feature Bart extensively include (but not all): | Episodes that feature Bart extensively include (but not all): | ||
Revision as of 05:58, 12 February 2004
Bartholomew Jo-Jo "Bart" Simpson is a fictional character featured in the television animated series The Simpsons., He is the 10 year old son of Homer and Marge Simpson and older brother of Lisa and Maggie.
Bart is a self-proclaimed underachiever who begins each show writing detention lines on the blackboard. See: List of Bart Simpsons' blackboard sentences Bart's interests include skateboarding, comic books (esp. Radioactive Man), terrorizing his sisters, Dickensian chimney sweeps and prank calling Moe Szyslak at his tavern.
In an interview, Simpsons creator Matt Groening stated he chose the name as an anagram of "brat".
Episodes that feature Bart extensively include (but not all):
- Bart the Genius - in this episode, he is mistaken for genius.
See also Characters from The Simpsons.