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| Founder and CEO of the Men's Warehouse. | Founder and CEO of the Men's Warehouse. | ||
| FACTS: | |||
| -Blows like a shotgun through a woman's uterus. It shoots out her ears before she can say "beef jerky". | |||
| -Wears pinstripe suits tailor fit to enhance his massive package. | |||
| -Can create a troll, shit in your mom's mouth and tailor his suit before your ass could swig a zima, bitch. | |||
| -His cock is so tall, if he does not wear a harness, it gets caught in elevator doors as they close behind him. | |||
| -His cock is so large, it's measured by the pound, not inches. | |||
| -His buffalo sacks are so heavy they once impacted a girl's eyeballs and she was legally blind. Subsequently, she had to "put on glasses on our roadtrips otherwise she'd start sucking on the gearshift". | |||
| -Is a fan of "Massive Chinese Anuses Violated By Six Foot Black Cocks With Lots Of Cum - Volume 3". According to Zimmer, "It gets me so lustful for women I weep for an hour and fart 'Barry White's Love Theme'". | |||
| -His pelvic giraffe is so large, it has an elbow. | |||
| -"MY COCK IS SO TALL AND LARGE THAT I AM FORCED TO SIT IN THE BED OF A TRUCK, SPREAD EAGLE WITH MY ENGORGED PELVIC REDWOOD LOADED ONTO A TOWED UHAUL WHEN I TRAVEL ANYWHERE. SOMETIMES, IF WE GO OVER A GOOD BUMP, I DISCHARGE MY CREAMY LEGION OF TAILED SWIMMERS ON SOME POOR DUDE IN A HYUNDAI." | |||
| -"MY THROBBING TALL URETHRA MOUNTAIN IS SO TITANIC I HAD NASA BUILD ME A HANGAR FOR MY BACKYARD TO HARBOR MY MAN SHAFT WHEN I LIE IN A COT WHILE YOUR MOTHER BRINGS ME LEMONADE AND ANAL." | |||
| -"MY AMPLE HEAD TEEMING WITH MAN HOOCH IS SO COLOSSAL THAT GOD TRIPS OVER IT." | |||
| -"HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I'M A RAVENOUS TROLL WITH A COCK SO LARGE IT SEATS A FAMILY OF 5 COMFORTABLY. | |||
| -"I GUARANTEE IT." | |||
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Founder and CEO of the Men's Warehouse.