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| HI IM GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENS | |||
| WEARHOUSE. IT WAS THE NIGHT OF THE 31ST | |||
| ALSO KNOWN AS HALLOWEEN, WHEN MANY PEOPLE OF THE YOUNG | |||
| VARIETY GO AROUND IN SHITTY COSTUMSES | |||
| AND GETTING FREE CANDY INSTED OF BEING AT HOME AND | |||
| HAVING WILDY ORGIES . THERE I WAS IN MY | |||
| ZIMMERMOBILE, RUNNING OVER THE POOR LADS AND LASSES IN | |||
| THEIR $20.00 COSTUMES FORM WAL-MART, | |||
| WHEN I SUDDENLY SPOTTED A FINE, BLONDE WOMAN WITH | |||
| BREASTS THAT WERE AS BIG AS THE CANDY BOWL | |||
| SHE HAD IN HER HANDS, HANDING OUT CANDY FROM A LOVELY, | |||
| BRICK HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS. I THEN | |||
| STOPPED MY ZIMMERMOBILE, MY ENORMUS MEAT DRILL POKING | |||
| OUT MY PANTS AT THE SIGHT OF THE | |||
| VOLUPTUOUS WOMAN. SHE HAD THEN ASKED ME THE SAME | |||
| QUESTION SHE HAD ASKED OTHER KIDS TAHT CAME | |||
| BY ONLEY FOR CHEAP CANDY WHICH WAS, 'WHO ARE YOU | |||
| SUPPOSED TO ME AND WHAT IS YOUR TRICK?' LAUGHING | |||
| AT THE STUPID COMMENT SHE HAD SAID, I THEN KNOCKED | |||
| OVER THE CANDY BOWL SHE WAS HOLDING BETWEEN | |||
| HER 2 FLESH BASKETBALLS, FORECEFULY SMACKED HER AND | |||
| BENT HER OVER WITH MY ROD OF MEN, AND | |||
| THEN TOOK OFF MY BUSINESS PANTS AND SHOWED HER MY | |||
| SPECIAL TRICK BY DEFILING HER OVARIES AND | |||
| MAKING HER SCREAM WITH EXCITEMENT WITH THE RHYTHM OF | |||
| MY GIANT COCK. AS SOON AS I FELT THE POINT | |||
| OF CLIMAX, I THEN PROCEEDED TO SQUIRT MY GOOEY NOUGAT | |||
| CREAM ALL OVER HER LIVING ROOM. WHEN THE | |||
| KIDS HAD ARRIVED AT HER HOUSE, THEY THOUGHT MY | |||
| EJACULATORY FLUID WAS NOUGAT CANDY AND ATE | |||
| IT. OF COURSE, I WAS ALREADY GONE AND SPEEDING AWAY IN | |||
| MY ZIMMERMOBILE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER | |||
| FINE LASS TO SHOW MY GREAT HALLOWEEN TIRCK TO. I | |||
| GUARANTEE IT. | |||
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George Zimmer is the founder and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse, a men's clothing retailer that now has 600+ stores across the US and Canada.
He was born November 21st 1948 in New York and attended Washington University, St Louis. He graduated with a BA in Economics in 1970. Upon graduation, he worked as a substitute teacher before joining his father in the clothing manufacturing business. Later in the early 1970's, he worked as an purchasing agent and salesman in Hong Kong.
Zimmer narrates and appears in many of his company's television commercials, usually closing with the company slogan "You'll like the way you look; I guarantee it."
He opened his first Men's Wearhouse store in 1973 in Houston, Texas.
See Also
Mens Wearhouse corporate website
HI IM GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENS
WEARHOUSE. IT WAS THE NIGHT OF THE 31ST
ALSO KNOWN AS HALLOWEEN, WHEN MANY PEOPLE OF THE YOUNG
VARIETY GO AROUND IN SHITTY COSTUMSES
AND GETTING FREE CANDY INSTED OF BEING AT HOME AND
HAVING WILDY ORGIES . THERE I WAS IN MY
ZIMMERMOBILE, RUNNING OVER THE POOR LADS AND LASSES IN
THEIR $20.00 COSTUMES FORM WAL-MART,
WHEN I SUDDENLY SPOTTED A FINE, BLONDE WOMAN WITH
BREASTS THAT WERE AS BIG AS THE CANDY BOWL
SHE HAD IN HER HANDS, HANDING OUT CANDY FROM A LOVELY,
BRICK HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS. I THEN
STOPPED MY ZIMMERMOBILE, MY ENORMUS MEAT DRILL POKING
OUT MY PANTS AT THE SIGHT OF THE
VOLUPTUOUS WOMAN. SHE HAD THEN ASKED ME THE SAME
QUESTION SHE HAD ASKED OTHER KIDS TAHT CAME
BY ONLEY FOR CHEAP CANDY WHICH WAS, 'WHO ARE YOU
SUPPOSED TO ME AND WHAT IS YOUR TRICK?' LAUGHING
AT THE STUPID COMMENT SHE HAD SAID, I THEN KNOCKED
OVER THE CANDY BOWL SHE WAS HOLDING BETWEEN
HER 2 FLESH BASKETBALLS, FORECEFULY SMACKED HER AND
BENT HER OVER WITH MY ROD OF MEN, AND
THEN TOOK OFF MY BUSINESS PANTS AND SHOWED HER MY
SPECIAL TRICK BY DEFILING HER OVARIES AND
MAKING HER SCREAM WITH EXCITEMENT WITH THE RHYTHM OF
MY GIANT COCK. AS SOON AS I FELT THE POINT
OF CLIMAX, I THEN PROCEEDED TO SQUIRT MY GOOEY NOUGAT
CREAM ALL OVER HER LIVING ROOM. WHEN THE
KIDS HAD ARRIVED AT HER HOUSE, THEY THOUGHT MY
EJACULATORY FLUID WAS NOUGAT CANDY AND ATE
IT. OF COURSE, I WAS ALREADY GONE AND SPEEDING AWAY IN
MY ZIMMERMOBILE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER
FINE LASS TO SHOW MY GREAT HALLOWEEN TIRCK TO. I
GUARANTEE IT.