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Yes, 6,700 pages beats my watchlist. I only watch drahmaz. Ceoil, what do you think about natural redheads? SandyGeorgia (Talk) 01:46, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

I have a weakness for redheads, is my problem. What can I say? Anyway, here I am, with a wathchlist of only a few admin boards and nationalist disputes as show. <hangs head> Sandy, to be honest, its likely that people just after this comment will try and bring me down; the girl that controls JayHenry is in Ibiza for the next two weeks, which is unfortunate, as signs of sentience in JayHenry1 were decteded for the first time on monday last. And it would seem Outriggr is now rogue. I have not yet recieved enough powerpoint presentations to let me know how best to deal with these situations. Can I get back to you on that. ASAP. Ceoil (talk) 02:05, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Watch out: I've finally learned how to embed music ! SandyGeorgia (Talk) 04:13, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Sandy will embed whatever she gets her hands on--does she whistle sweet note-things in music's ear? Outriggr (talk) 08:18, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Ibiza? You seem to have confused me with some Eurotrash character in a Basshunter music video. What is an American going to do in Ibiza? How would I relate to someone who vacations there? Let alone date her? I don't own or know how to ride Vespas, I don't own metallic vests, I don't own that much hairgel, or those stupid Euroglasses, I don't smoke, or take Ecstasy, I don't have an opinion about Sienna Miller, etc. --JayHenry (talk) 04:17, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

JayHenry, how do you know about such awful things, and mention them on my talk page. I don't know what any of these things are, but I can tell they're awful. (I liked your qualification of hair gel--two words with which you are on good enough terms to smoosh into one.) No, I have nothing to add to this conversation(?), because I don't understand it at all. You and Ceoil are fighting over a woman by email, and it has now hit the fulminating forum of my Misplaced Pages talk page, soon headed for the Signpost? Will SandyGeorgia write a Dispatch, or must she recuse, being the one trapped in the middle? Outriggr (talk) 08:18, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

I didn't say date blud, I said control, yeah? You seem to know a lot blud about the subculture, for a American, innit? Prelude for Outriggr. Ceoil (talk) 07:32, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Outriggr, I wanted to bring this edit to your attention. It appears to be page blanking, vandalism and personal attack (arguably a racist personal attack) all rolled into one. Should I prepare a case for RFAR and/or ICC? --JayHenry (talk) 01:54, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

If you don't mind. I think the basic problem is that this user took the suggestion of another user, but the suggestion of another user cannot supersede policy. It is well-established that editors should not blank others' talk pages or user pages, or place retirement templates on other users' pages, or so on. Thank you for bringing it to my attention. Outriggr (talk) 02:02, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Don't forget the offense against non-sensible people. SandyGeorgia (Talk) 01:56, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Not protected by statute. Or any known obsquere wikipedia essay. We'll throw ye guys a few quid every so often, sure, but thats it. And yet I sleep quite well at night. Ceoil (talk) 17:15, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

• Recuse from caption contest. I cannot add a caption about my thoughts on walls and doorways on the same page where Outrigger has me mentioning sweet note-things while trapped in the middle. Please get your story together. SandyGeorgia (Talk) 17:02, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

How about you take this page off your watchlist for a day or two; let me and Henry slug it out, and then come back then to collect the winner. We are both tough guys...<ahem> Ceoil (talk) 17:22, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Protecting the weaker sex from a slug fest? Such chivalry, dear Ceoil! JayHenry already lost ! SandyGeorgia (Talk) 17:25, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Quite. I only ask that you evert your eyes so that the unplesentness I dish on Henry does not not ruin your sweetness. Ceoil (talk) 17:37, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Lost? I concede nothing. --JayHenry (talk) 19:12, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Thats probably your best option at this stage;—nothing. Sandy, please close your pale blue eyes. Ceoil (talk) 20:17, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

, camera circles room. Ceoil (talk) 21:30, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Postmodern caption contest

I have always wanted to host a caption contest, but I feared it would be like the time I handed out many invitations to my birthday party and only one person showed up (my mother). I certainly won't be trying that again this year.

To ensure copious caption contributions, I have selected very carefully an image full of possible meanings and humour. Let the games begin!!

• In the early 1930s, skyscrapers became too tall to paint. Outriggr (talk) 08:47, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

• "And this is the closet where we used to keep Ceoil, until he was old enough that we could put him to work on the potato farm." --JayHenry (talk) 16:02, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

• "Yes, I run Misplaced Pages now. Come right this way!" Outriggr (talk) 05:57, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
• No!" she cried, "Not Requests for Arbitration! Anything but that!" Risker (talk) 06:15, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
• This is a landscape, not a portrait. Awadewit (talk) 06:36, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
• The loneliness of the long distance template reverser. Ceoil (talk) 12:31, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
• Mmm... scanwich --JayHenry (talk) 15:15, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

  He. Thats going to be a hard one to add alt text to. Ceoil (talk) 16:56, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

• Can somebody please turn the lights on?...Modernist (talk) 22:12, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

  There are no lights, but a less dark reproduction might help, Outriggr's version hides crucial details. Yomangani 11:22, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

  

• It was only later in his career that Mark Rothko discovered the "landscape" setting on his printer. Antandrus (talk) 22:54, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
• Not a caption but a bandwagon Yomangani 14:52, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

  Oh Adorable One, can you please identify that creature? I can't see it's tail. Big Stupid 16:48, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

• User:Yo-mama so fat can't squeeze out of closet. Little Stupid splash! 15:51, 17 August 2009 (UTC).

Re: javascript

Hey. I gladly would, but I'm an idiot with java and can't quite seem to figure out where to put it in the script. Where exactly would it go? Wizardman 04:19, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Alright, went and did that. :) Wizardman 04:31, 17 August 2009 (UTC)