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| *'''Homer:''' "You will invent a hilarious toilet alarm". "You will find true love on Flag Day". "Your store is being robbed, ]". Did ya get that one, Lisa? <br/> '''Lisa (using a Chinese typewriter):''' I...don't know. | *'''Homer:''' "You will invent a hilarious toilet alarm". "You will find true love on Flag Day". "Your store is being robbed, ]". Did ya get that one, Lisa? <br/> '''Lisa (using a Chinese typewriter):''' I...don't know. | ||
| *'''Gloria:''' Snake? I thought you were in prison. <br/> '''Snake:''' Oh, yeah. I told the guard I was going out for a pack of cigarettes, and then I like totally stabbed him. | *'''Gloria:''' Snake? I thought you were in prison. <br/> '''Snake:''' Oh, yeah. I told the guard I was going out for a pack of cigarettes, and then I like totally stabbed him. | ||
| *'''Snake:''' I swear I can change. I' |
*'''Snake:''' I swear I can change, Gloria. I'm taking classes in ] ]. <br/> '''Gloria:''' That's what you said about the ] scams. But you didn't stick with it. <br/> '''Snake:''' I don't like bothering people at home. | ||
| *'''Homer:''' Well, this is my house. <br/> '''Snake:''' Uh-uh. <br/> '''Homer:''' Geez, I just wanted to escape. | *'''Homer:''' Well, this is my house. <br/> '''Snake:''' Uh-uh. <br/> '''Homer:''' Geez, I just wanted to escape. | ||
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Episode of the 13th season of The Simpsons| "A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love" | |
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| The Simpsons episode | |
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| Episode no. | Season 13 |
| Directed by | Lance Kramer |
| Written by | John Swartzwelder |
| Original air dates | December 2, 2001 |
| Episode features | |
| Chalkboard gag | "Fun does not have a size." |
| Couch gag | A spotlight shines on the family, who are wearing prisoner's clothing. |
| Episode chronology | |
| The Simpsons season 13 | |
| List of episodes | |
"A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love" is an episode of the thirteenth season of the animated television series The Simpsons.
Before the credits commence, a memorial dedicated to George Harrison is shown.
Synopsis
Template:Spoiler Homer is hired to write Chinese fortune cookies. One of his fortunes says "You will find true love on Flag Day". This cookie makes its way to Mr. Burns. After spending Flag Day at a wealthy social gathering and a lesbian bar, Burns finds a cop ticketing his car. After discovering the cop is a woman (voiced by Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Burns asks her out on a date.
After their first date, Gloria is about to tell Burns that she is breaking up when Homer runs by. Burns asks Homer to be his "youthful advisor", accompanying the couple on dates. Eventually, Burns decides to ask Gloria to marry him. She says yes. As Burns goes off to get some champagne, Snake comes to rob the bowling alley, sees Gloria (who is his ex), and kidnaps her and Homer. When Burns finds Gloria's ring, he assumes she ran off with Simpson.
Snake takes Gloria and Homer to his hideout. Though Gloria says she loves Burns, Snake vows he can change. The police arrive and confront Snake (because Lisa found out Homer was not the kidnapper). Homer tries to escape but instead sets Snake's house on fire. Snake and Homer get out and Burns runs in to save Gloria (Gloria then saves Burns). When she thinks of Snake, Gloria breaks up with Burns and becomes Snake's girl again.
Quotes
- Burns: Simpson, put my hand on her knee.
Homer: Yes, Mr. Burns. (appears to do so)
Burns: I said "her" and I said "knee"! - Burns (at a dance club): (out of breath) Boy...I...wish that...song...was longer. (opens his jacket and puts on an oxygen mask)
- Gloria (after bowling a strike): (a'la Burns) Excellent!
Burns: You know Homer, that "excellent" was just...(trademark posture) excellent! - Homer: Stop that dog! He has my gum!
- Homer: "You will invent a hilarious toilet alarm". "You will find true love on Flag Day". "Your store is being robbed, Apu". Did ya get that one, Lisa?
Lisa (using a Chinese typewriter): I...don't know. - Gloria: Snake? I thought you were in prison.
Snake: Oh, yeah. I told the guard I was going out for a pack of cigarettes, and then I like totally stabbed him. - Snake: I swear I can change, Gloria. I'm taking classes in computer fraud.
Gloria: That's what you said about the telemarketing scams. But you didn't stick with it.
Snake: I don't like bothering people at home. - Homer: Well, this is my house.
Snake: Uh-uh.
Homer: Geez, I just wanted to escape.