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| Jo Fu is a martial arts practice that was developed in 1493 by Eloitius Johnson. It is solely based around the act of drawing enemies near, then running away. This leaves your (imaginary or physically real) friend(s) alone to fight the enemy, and though they may die, Jo Fu is properly executed so long as no death is your own. Jo Fu is easy to learn but difficult to master. You must be able to bear the pain of the sight of your fallen comrades' bodies, knowing that their deaths were your own fault. Breathe. Feel. Learn. Accomplish. And above all, never forget these words: "I like Jo Fu because its fun and I don't end up dying." | |||
| Only non-courageous and/or spineless men are able to attain a Yellow Belt (the highest level) in this discipline. I will own all bf2s posters using Jo Fu. EDIT! | |||
| Jo Fu is, coincidentally, NOT the pansiest of all fighting styles. The pansiest of all fighting styles doesn't even involve running - you simply scream "Chuck Norris!" at your opponent and hope that they die of fright (optimally, because of a heart attack). | |||
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