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| *'''Homer:''' Wow, Mr. Burns, how did you do that? <br/> '''Burns:''' Never forget, Homer, there's no muscle stronger than the human heart. <br/> '''Homer:''' What about the ]? A guy on TV lifted a can of paint with his. | *'''Homer:''' Wow, Mr. Burns, how did you do that? <br/> '''Burns:''' Never forget, Homer, there's no muscle stronger than the human heart. <br/> '''Homer:''' What about the ]? A guy on TV lifted a can of paint with his. | ||
| *'''Homer:''' You wanna marry her? <br/> '''Burns:''' Yes. Wonderful, isn't it? <br/> '''Homer:''' Are you sure you wanna do this? <br/> '''Burns:''' Of course, Homer. My ] is ticking. I could be dead again soon. | *'''Homer:''' You wanna marry her? <br/> '''Burns:''' Yes. Wonderful, isn't it? <br/> '''Homer:''' Are you sure you wanna do this? <br/> '''Burns:''' Of course, Homer. My ] is ticking. I could be dead again soon. | ||
| *'''Kent Brockman:''' ''(to Gloria)'' I know you've been through a lot, ma'am, but we need you to stand in front of the burning house and say, "Channel 6 is ]!" | |||
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Episode of the 13th season of The Simpsons| "A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love" | |
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| Episode no. | Season 13 |
| Directed by | Lance Kramer |
| Written by | John Swartzwelder |
| Original air dates | December 2, 2001 |
| Episode features | |
| Chalkboard gag | "Fun does not have a size." |
| Couch gag | A spotlight shines on the family, who are wearing prisoner's clothing. |
| Episode chronology | |
| The Simpsons season 13 | |
| List of episodes | |
"A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love" is an episode of the thirteenth season of the animated television series The Simpsons.
Before the credits commence, a memorial dedicated to George Harrison is shown.
Synopsis
Template:Spoiler Homer is hired to write Chinese fortune cookies. One of his fortunes says "You will find true love on Flag Day". This cookie makes its way to Mr. Burns. After spending Flag Day at a wealthy social gathering and a lesbian bar, Burns finds a cop ticketing his car. After discovering the cop is a woman (voiced by Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Burns asks her out on a date.
After their first date, Gloria is about to tell Burns that she is breaking up when Homer runs by. Burns asks Homer to be his "youthful advisor", accompanying the couple on dates. Eventually, Burns decides to ask Gloria to marry him. She says yes. As Burns goes off to get some champagne, Snake comes to rob the bowling alley, sees Gloria (who is his ex), and kidnaps her and Homer. When Burns finds Gloria's ring, he assumes she ran off with Simpson.
Snake takes Gloria and Homer to his hideout. Though Gloria says she loves Burns, Snake vows he can change. The police arrive and confront Snake (because Lisa found out Homer was not the kidnapper). Homer tries to escape but instead sets Snake's house on fire. Snake and Homer get out and Burns runs in to save Gloria (Gloria then saves Burns). When she thinks of Snake, Gloria breaks up with Burns and becomes Snake's girl again.
Quotes
- Homer: "You will invent a hilarious toilet alarm". "You will find true love on Flag Day". "Your store is being robbed, Apu". Did ya get that one, Lisa?
Lisa (using a Chinese typewriter): I...don't know. - Mr. Burns (at a Carnival): Oh, I enjoy all the popular youth trends like, (looks at the bumper cars) piloting motor coaches, and uh, (sees a man picking up after his dog) collecting dog waste.
- Homer: Stop that dog! He has my gum!
- Burns: Simpson, put my hand on her knee.
Homer: Yes, Mr. Burns. (appears to do so)
Burns: I said "her" and I said "knee"! - Burns (at a dance club): (out of breath) Boy...I...wish that...song...was longer. (opens his jacket and puts on an oxygen mask)
- Gloria (after bowling a strike): (a'la Burns) Excellent!
Burns: You know Homer, that "excellent" was just...(trademark posture) excellent! - Gloria: Snake? I thought you were in prison.
Snake: Oh, yeah. I told the guard I was going out for a pack of cigarettes, and then I like totally stabbed him. - Homer: Well, this is my house.
Snake: Uh-uh.
Homer: Geez, I just wanted to escape. - Snake: I'm going to win you back if I have to pistol whip this guy all night.
Homer: (alarmed) Pistol whip? Hmmm... (he imagines it as eating a giant bowl of Cool Whip-esque cream with a pistol to scoop it) Mmm... pistol whip. - Kent Brockman: We're in minute two of this stand-off. What's the situation, Chief?
Chief Wiggum: Well, we have an officer sneaking around the house, Kent, so unless they have a television in there or can hear my loud talking ...
(a gunshot is heard and soon Eddie runs out from behind the house, holding his arm)
Eddie: Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Chief Wiggum: Well, I guess that answers that, doesn't it? - Snake: I swear I can change, Gloria. I'm taking classes in computer fraud.
Gloria: That's what you said about the telemarketing scams. But you didn't stick with it.
Snake: I don't like bothering people at home. - Homer: Wow, Mr. Burns, how did you do that?
Burns: Never forget, Homer, there's no muscle stronger than the human heart.
Homer: What about the wiener? A guy on TV lifted a can of paint with his. - Homer: You wanna marry her?
Burns: Yes. Wonderful, isn't it?
Homer: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Burns: Of course, Homer. My biological clock is ticking. I could be dead again soon. - Kent Brockman: (to Gloria) I know you've been through a lot, ma'am, but we need you to stand in front of the burning house and say, "Channel 6 is hot, hot, hot!"