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|align=center|Jimbo Wales speaking at ] 2005 in ], ] |
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|align=center|The official coin of the Universe, the Wik. It features your lord and master Jimbo prominently, with ] on the reverse. |
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====<br>My name in other languages==== |
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====<br>My name in other languages==== |
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You see, Misplaced Pages is not only a marvelous project — it is also an interlingual marvelous project. For those who speak other languages than English, here's my ] translated or transliterated ] |
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Misplaced Pages is really just a front to feed Earth citizens misinformation. Not realizing this, they spread it into other languages. I thought names weren't supposed to be translated, but as they insist, I allow them to ] |
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Hello you, speaking any language different from those in the above page — just pop in, and write your own! |
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====Various poems dedicated to Jimbo Wales==== |
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====Propaganda... er.. poems willfully dedicated to me, your lord and master==== |
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''The World is a Parliament with 7 billion seats,''<br> |
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''The World is a bathroom with 7 billion toilets,''<br> |
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''Thanks to Jimbo Wales and his amazing feat.''<br> |
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''Thanks to Jimbo Wales and his amazing desire to broil it.''<br> |
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''We all have a say at the end of the day,''<br> |
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''We'll have nothing to say at the end of the day,''<br> |
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''Even if we're just a random number editing a street.''<br> |
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''Especially if we're just a random number living on the seat.''<br> |
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''It's a Wiki world Jimmy says, so let's give him a cheer,''<br> |
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''It's a Wiki world Jimmy says, so let's give him a cheer,''<br> |
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''Hip hip Hooray! Thank you Jimbo for my seat!''<br> |
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''Hip hip Hooray! Thank you Jimbo for my beer!''<br> |
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''Jimbo Wales is my friend''<br> |
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''Jimbo Wales is my friend''<br> |
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''I don't even know where to begin,''<br> |
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''I don't even know where to begin,''<br> |
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''and even though we've never met''<br> |
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''and even though we've never met''<br> |
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''his works with Misplaced Pages will hopefully never end''<br> |
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''his lordship will hopefully never end''<br> |
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My name is ''']''' and I am the founder and president of the ], the group which governs ]. |
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I am your lord and master ''']''' and I am the founder and president of the ], the group which governs the ]. |
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==Contacts== |
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'''Press Inquiries:''' Please leave a message with my assistant ] in the ] at +1 727 231 0101, and I will get back to you. Please use that number for press inquiries '''only'''! I am not joking about this. Other inquiries to that phone number will be ignored. |
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'''Press Inquiries:''' Didn't you hear that freedom of the press no longer exists? Nonetheless, if you desire to reach me, contact my slave named ] in ] at +1 727 231 0101, and I will be sure that you are summarily execut... I mean, contacted. . Please use that number for press inquiries '''only'''! I am not joking about this. Other inquiries to that phone number will result in imprisonment on the ], where you will be forced to write "Jimbo is the King" on a chalkboard for all eternity. |
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'''General Misplaced Pages Questions''' You will probably be joyful after you contact the ]. Remember, if you're with the press, please call Danny at the number above. |
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'''General Misplaced Pages Questions''' You will probably be joyful after you contact the ] (a.k.a Wikitru). Remember, if you're with the press, please call Danny at the number above. |
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'''Other Inquiries (related to me or my position)''' can be sent by e-mail to jwales at wikia dot com. (Press inquiries by e-mail are also always welcome.) To make sure I see your e-mail, the best way to slip it by my ] ] is to mention Misplaced Pages in the subject or body of the e-mail. |
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'''Other Inquiries (related to me or my position)''' can be sent by e-mail to jwales at wikia dot com. To make sure I see your e-mail, the best way to slip it by my ] ] is to say "I love my lord and master Jimbo Wales" in the subject or body of the e-mail. Those who don't will have their memory wiped. Any that do get through will result in the sender being relocated to the Lunar Penal Colony |
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==My itinerary== |
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==My itinerary== |
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] of Jimbo Wales. Go there to find out more! |
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] of Jimbo Wales, at least on Earth. I go elsewhere as well, but I believe telling you to be unwise, as you all need to be kept in the dark for the time being. |
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==Meetups== |
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==Meetups== |
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] are held to bring together my underlings and ensure that they shall follow the Wikilaws of the Universe! First-timers are ] to ensure that they "learn" my way of doing things. Famous individuals are brought in to be brainwashed like the rest, to ensure the Wiki way continues to spread. Some of them are ], ], ], ], and ]. |
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Here is an incomplete list of ] (which are awesome!) I have attended/will attend: |
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Here is an incomplete list of ] I have held: |
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==Quotations== |
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==Quotations== |
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* ''"Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is given free access to the sum of all human knowledge. That’s what we’re doing."'' – |
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* ''"Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is under my control. That’s what I'm doing. Just don't tell anyone."'' – |
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* ''"We make the Internet not suck."'' – on ] |
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* ''"...I advise the world to relax a notch or two."'' – |
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* ''"I invented the internet."'' – on ] |
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* ''"...I advise the world to relax a notch or two. That way they won't know what hit 'em!"'' – |
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* ''"Here, we are polite, thoughtful, smart, geeky people, trying only to do something which is undoubtedly good in the world: write and give away a 💕."'' – ] |
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* ''"Freedom of speech is critical for all cultures"'' – |
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* ''"Freedom of speech is critical for all cultures? Ha, where'd you get that idea?"'' – |
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* ''"To me the key thing is getting it right. And if a person's really smart and they're doing fantastic work, I don't care if they're a high school kid or a Harvard professor; it's the work that matters."'' |
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* ''"To me the key thing is getting it right. And if a person's really smart and they're doing fantastic work, I don't care if they're a high school kid or a Harvard professor; I'm going to take them and make them one of mine."'' |
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* ''" like a sausage: you might like the taste of it, but you don't necessarily want to see how it's made,"'' |
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* ''" like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're gonna get."'' |
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==You may edit this page == |
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==You shouldn't edit this page == |
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Really, you can! |
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Really, you shouldn't! |
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This is my user page. I like to keep it a certain way. But, the thing is, I trust you. I trust that you'll add something here that makes me smile<!-- TANSTAAFL and DLTBGYD -->, that informs me, or that helps to inform others. If I have things in a certain format, I trust that you will respect that format. Actually, scratch that. Since this page is so simple and ugly, my ultimate dream is that some person who thinks it is fun will come along and make it look as perfect as ] user page. See that link up there: '<span class="plainlinks"></span>'? Go for it. It's a wiki world!! – Jimbo |
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This is my user page. I like to keep it a certain way. I don't trust any of you humans, so, as it is for some who contact me, those who edit this page will go to the Lunar Penal Colny. Since this page is so simple and ugly, I'm hoping some of you will screw up, take pity, and try to fix it. See that link up there: '<span class="plainlinks"></span>'? Go for it!! You'll only be enslaved for the remainder of your life! – Jimbo |
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Note that quite a few Wikipedians watch my user page and will edit mercilessly or even remove altogether any alterations made. This ''is'' a wiki, after all. |
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Note that quite a few Wikipedians watch my user page and will edit mercilessly or even remove altogether any alterations made. They are currently being punished for telling the truth, and must repent by making sure this page is correct and filled with lies. |
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Comments on how this page currently looks should be directed to ]. |
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Comments on how this page currently looks should be directed to ]. I guarantee that you'll be "taken care of" if you leave one. |
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My one and only principle is that of self-preservation, regardless of the wellness of my subjects. That's it. Nothing else. Anyone who says otherwise will, again, be sent to the Lunar Penal Colony. |
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<center><div class="plainlinks">Your can help me buy a brand new house in the Bahamas, so donate!.</div></center> |
