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| 1 = ">The <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">mob</span> is legion; a dramatis personae of anybodys that swarm the <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">[[Misplaced Pages:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents|<span style="{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAY}} mod 13}} | 1 = ">The <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">mob</span> is legion; a dramatis personae of anybodys that swarm the <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span> of the moment; dum fatuus deliberat Wiki perit.
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| 5 = ">Take pity on the <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span>, for in their editing they are as children, and must be led with gentle kindness. Thus, endeavor to <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span> and not in anger.
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| 6 = ">Listen carefully to the instructions of thy <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span> as to how he wants things done&nbsp;— then do it the right way. In the days of thy work, he will see thy wisdom, give <span style="font-size: 1.2em;"></span> the credit, and rejoice.
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}} white-space: nowrap;">cluster-fuck</span>]]</span> of the moment; dum fatuus deliberat Wiki perit.
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}} white-space: nowrap;">teh tools</span>]]</span> before his time, for as surely as the sun does rise in the East and set in the West, he will <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">[[Misplaced Pages:Administrators#Grievances by users ("Administrator abuse")|<span style="{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAY}} mod 13}}
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}}">n00bz</span>]]</span>, for in their editing they are as children, and must be led with gentle kindness. Thus, endeavor to <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">[[Misplaced Pages:Civility|<span style="{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAY}} mod 13}}
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}}">God-King</span>]]</span> as to how he wants things done&nbsp;— then do it the right way. In the days of thy work, he will see thy wisdom, give <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">[http://en.wikipedia.org/search/?title=Special%3AListUsers&group=founder <span style="{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAY}} mod 13}}
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}}">himself</span>]</span> the credit, and rejoice.
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}} white-space: nowrap;">gaffa tape</span>]]</span> can be used to tape <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">[[Misplaced Pages:Disruptive editing|<span style="{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAY}} mod 13}}
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}} white-space: nowrap;">disruptive editors</span>]]</span> to trees? Naked.
| 8 = ">“The trouble with Misplaced Pages is that the <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">stupid</span> are cocksure and the intelligent are full of <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">doubt</span>.” | 8 = ">“The trouble with Misplaced Pages is that the <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">stupid</span> are cocksure and the intelligent are full of <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">doubt</span>.”
| 9 = ">“'''Merridew's Law''': As a discussion about an <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">inclusionist</span> or a <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">deletionist</span> grows longer, the probability of a claim of <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">[[Misplaced Pages:Harassment|<span style="{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAY}} mod 13}} | 9 = ">“'''Merridew's Law''': As a discussion about an <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">inclusionist</span> or a <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">deletionist</span> grows longer, the probability of a claim of <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span> by adherents of the opposite philosophy approaches <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">1</span>.”<!--Sceptre-->
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}}">harassment</span>]]</span> by adherents of the opposite philosophy approaches <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">1</span>.”<!--Sceptre-->
|10 = font-size: 2.5em; font-family: Perpetua, Palatino, Bookman, 'New Century Schoolbook', 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;">“[[Rebecca Chambers (pianist)|<span style="{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAY}} mod 13}}
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}}">Sometimes you have no idea what defines you or your nation until you've spoken to other people and have their perspective.</span>]]”
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}}">I’m sorry if I offend you. But I don’t swear just for the hell of it. You see, I figure that language is a poor enough means of communication as it is. So we ought to use all the words we’ve got. Besides, there are damned few words that everybody understands.</span>]]”
|12 = ">“[[The Aeneid|<span style="{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAY}} mod 13}}
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}}">It is easy to go down to hell; Night and Day the Gates of Dark Death stand wide; But to climb back up again, to retrace ones steps to the open air, there lies the problem, the difficult task.</span>]]”
|13 = ">“[[Piet Hein (Denmark)|<span style="{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAY}} mod 13}}
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}}">When you feel how depressingly<br />slowly you climb,<br />it's well to remember that<br />'''T'''hings '''T'''ake '''T'''ime.''</span>]]”
|14 = ">“[[Nisargadatta Maharaj|<span style="{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAY}} mod 13}}
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}}">Instead of seeing things as imagined, learn to see them as they are. When you can see everything as it is, you will also see yourself as you are.</span>]]”
|15 = ">“You carry with you, around you, in you; the atmosphere created by your actions, and if what you do is beautiful, good and harmonious your atmosphere is beautiful, good and harmonious.” |15 = ">“You carry with you, around you, in you; the atmosphere created by your actions, and if what you do is beautiful, good and harmonious your atmosphere is beautiful, good and harmonious.”
|16 = font-size: 3em; font-family: Perpetua, Palatino, Bookman, 'New Century Schoolbook', 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;">“Hate the Sin,&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;Never the Sinner.” |16 = font-size: 3em; font-family: Perpetua, Palatino, Bookman, 'New Century Schoolbook', 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;">“Hate the Sin,&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;Never the Sinner.”

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