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| 0 = ">“This editor is concerned because many of the articles on Misplaced Pages are unencyclopaedic and should be deleted.”
| 1 = ">The <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">mob</span> is legion; a dramatis personae of anybodys that swarm the <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span> of the moment; dum fatuus deliberat Wiki perit.
| 2 = ">Give not unto an editor <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span> before his time, for as surely as the sun does rise in the East and set in the West, he will <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span> them.
| 3 = ">Speak not in large words to <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span>, for they are slow of thought and are easily confused.
| 4 = ">Remember always that the <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span> is <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span>. If it appears that they are, then you obviously <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span> them the first time.
| 5 = ">Take pity on the <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span>, for in their editing they are as children, and must be led with gentle kindness. Thus, endeavor to <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span> and not in anger.
| 6 = ">Listen carefully to the instructions of thy <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span> as to how he wants things done&nbsp;— then do it the right way. In the days of thy work, he will see thy wisdom, give <span style="font-size: 1.2em;"></span> the credit, and rejoice.
| 7 = ">Did you know... that <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span> can be used to tape <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span> to trees? Naked.
| 8 = ">“The trouble with Misplaced Pages is that the <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">stupid</span> are cocksure and the intelligent are full of <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">doubt</span>.”
| 9 = ">“'''Merridew's Law''': As a discussion about an <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">inclusionist</span> or a <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">deletionist</span> grows longer, the probability of a claim of <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">]</span> by adherents of the opposite philosophy approaches <span style="font-size: 1.2em;">1</span>.”<!--Sceptre-->
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|15 = ">“You carry with you, around you, in you; the atmosphere created by your actions, and if what you do is beautiful, good and harmonious your atmosphere is beautiful, good and harmonious.”
|16 = font-size: 3em; font-family: Perpetua, Palatino, Bookman, 'New Century Schoolbook', 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;">“Hate the Sin,&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;Never the Sinner.”
|17 = ">“This editor is concerned because many of the ‘articles’ on Misplaced Pages are about trivial leisure activities of cosseted members of affluent hegemonic societies and do not represent a worldwide view of their subject and feels they should be deleted.”
|18 = ">“Some devastation is always necessary for rejuvenation to occur.”
|19 = ">“This editor is concerned because many of the articles on Misplaced Pages are unencyclopaedic and should be deleted.”
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This user's current account is;

{{softredirect|User:Br'er Rabbit}} ; )

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