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'''Seal''' or '''SEAL''' may refer to articles connected to a variety of meanings of the word: '''Seal''' or '''SEAL''' may refer to articles connected to a variety of meanings of the word:


Sharpie was one of the happiest seals in the world as she played with her friends and family in the ocean. She did somersaults and flips and played in the waves. But one night after a game of tiggy Sharpie went to sleep. She dreamed of becoming a Thorn Princess and living in an underwater palace with all her friends. Later when Sharpie woke up she found herself away from her friends and family in the back of a speed ship cruising through the water. Sharpie was very frightened but was brave and resisted the urge to burst into tears of despair. After two frantic hours Sharpie found himself being carried into Sea World a water amusement Park. Sharpie was tossed into a tank full of other sea animals, she was all alone and scared and did not understand what was happening. Poor Sharpie. Sharpie swam around and soon met some of the other animals in the tank. There was a big fat whale named Will and several friendly sea horses. Sharpie started to feel a little better.

After several days in the tank a sea instructor named Friendly Sam came and collected Sharpie. He gently caressed Sharpies soft blubber and rubbed her warm silky skin. Sharpie felt a strange sensation in her body and had never felt so delighted. Soon Sharpie was placed into a new tank where she met many other seals. After a long nap, friendly Sam picked up Sharpie and started to teach her wonderful tricks.

After three days of intense and dedicated practice Sharpie could balance balls on his head and jump through hoops and even do acrobatic dives into the pool. All of the other seals were very, very, very, very jealous. Sharpie was so good that Friendly Sam scheduled for him to be in the upcoming sea show. Sharpie was very excited and started to feel that strange sensation again, like when Friendly Sam had touched her so delicately.

After a sleepless night Sharpie was ready to perform in the big show. Friendly Sam gently escorted her to the pool. All of the people in the audience clapped loudly as Sharpie stood on the edge of the diving pool. Sharpie was very nervous.
“Its Ok Sharpie just do it like we practiced” said Friendly Sam.
Sharpie jumped from the side of the pool and with a great splash hit the cool water of the pool. Sam tossed Sharpie a red ball and Sharpie began to balance it on her nose. The crowd clapped.
But then… Oh No! Sharpie dropped the red ball. Everyone in the crowd got very mad and Sharpie became redder than the ball. Everyone booed Sharpie and Sharpie got very sad. Friendly Sam became not so friendly and hit Sharpie in the face. This time Sharpie could not resist the urge to cry and let out a barrage of tears. Sharpie left the pool with her head hung in despair. Angry Sam game Sharpie a rude gesture. Sharpie went back to his tank.

That night Angry Sam beat and raped Sharpie until his little furry face was filled with sticky goo and he could not see out of either of his eyes. Sharpie wept and cried and wished that she was dead.

The next day Angry Sam got very angry, so angry, yes very, very angry. Sharpie went back to his tank and injected a large amount of morphine into his body. He thought to himself
“I hope that in the next life I can be a Thorn Princess”

Within the hour Sharpie fell dead and now he can be a Thorn Princess forever.



'''A marine mammal:''' '''A marine mammal:'''

Revision as of 04:16, 3 August 2006

Seal or SEAL may refer to articles connected to a variety of meanings of the word:

Sharpie was one of the happiest seals in the world as she played with her friends and family in the ocean. She did somersaults and flips and played in the waves. But one night after a game of tiggy Sharpie went to sleep. She dreamed of becoming a Thorn Princess and living in an underwater palace with all her friends. Later when Sharpie woke up she found herself away from her friends and family in the back of a speed ship cruising through the water. Sharpie was very frightened but was brave and resisted the urge to burst into tears of despair. After two frantic hours Sharpie found himself being carried into Sea World a water amusement Park. Sharpie was tossed into a tank full of other sea animals, she was all alone and scared and did not understand what was happening. Poor Sharpie. Sharpie swam around and soon met some of the other animals in the tank. There was a big fat whale named Will and several friendly sea horses. Sharpie started to feel a little better.

After several days in the tank a sea instructor named Friendly Sam came and collected Sharpie. He gently caressed Sharpies soft blubber and rubbed her warm silky skin. Sharpie felt a strange sensation in her body and had never felt so delighted. Soon Sharpie was placed into a new tank where she met many other seals. After a long nap, friendly Sam picked up Sharpie and started to teach her wonderful tricks.

After three days of intense and dedicated practice Sharpie could balance balls on his head and jump through hoops and even do acrobatic dives into the pool. All of the other seals were very, very, very, very jealous. Sharpie was so good that Friendly Sam scheduled for him to be in the upcoming sea show. Sharpie was very excited and started to feel that strange sensation again, like when Friendly Sam had touched her so delicately.

After a sleepless night Sharpie was ready to perform in the big show. Friendly Sam gently escorted her to the pool. All of the people in the audience clapped loudly as Sharpie stood on the edge of the diving pool. Sharpie was very nervous. “Its Ok Sharpie just do it like we practiced” said Friendly Sam. Sharpie jumped from the side of the pool and with a great splash hit the cool water of the pool. Sam tossed Sharpie a red ball and Sharpie began to balance it on her nose. The crowd clapped. But then… Oh No! Sharpie dropped the red ball. Everyone in the crowd got very mad and Sharpie became redder than the ball. Everyone booed Sharpie and Sharpie got very sad. Friendly Sam became not so friendly and hit Sharpie in the face. This time Sharpie could not resist the urge to cry and let out a barrage of tears. Sharpie left the pool with her head hung in despair. Angry Sam game Sharpie a rude gesture. Sharpie went back to his tank.

That night Angry Sam beat and raped Sharpie until his little furry face was filled with sticky goo and he could not see out of either of his eyes. Sharpie wept and cried and wished that she was dead.

The next day Angry Sam got very angry, so angry, yes very, very angry. Sharpie went back to his tank and injected a large amount of morphine into his body. He thought to himself “I hope that in the next life I can be a Thorn Princess”

Within the hour Sharpie fell dead and now he can be a Thorn Princess forever.


A marine mammal:

  • Seal, a large marine mammal: see pinniped within which there are three main groups:
    • Earless seals (or true seals), members of the family Phocidae
    • Eared seals (or walking seals), members of the family Otariidae, which includes:
  • Seal hunting, both personal and commercial hunting of seals
  • Gweek Seal Sanctuary, a charity funded sanctuary for injured seal pups on the banks of the Helford River, Cornwall, UK
  • Natureland Seal Sanctuary, an animal attraction in Skegness, Lincolnshire, England
  • Seal brown is a rich dark brown color RGB(50, 20, 20) (from the colour of dyed Fur seal fur)


Fixing or closing to give a tight fit:

  • Seal (mechanical), a device to contain pressure, or exclude contamination from an enclosure
  • Bridgman seal, named after Percy Williams Bridgman, seals a high pressure volume by the use of an unsupported area to create a higher pressure between two pistons
  • Rotating face mechanical seal, a type of seal used in rotating equipment such as pumps and compressors
  • Diaphragm seal, a flexible membrane that seals and isolates an enclosure
  • Bodok seal, a specialised washer that ensures an air-tight seal between the regulator of an anaesthetic machine and a gas cylinder


Symbol of authentication:

  • Seal (device), a device used to produce an official stamp as a symbol of authority, or the impression left by a seal in sealing wax. (Origin: Latin sigillum = "small symbol", a diminutive of signum)
  • Cylinder seal, cylinder engraved with a picture story, used in ancient times to roll an impression onto a sheet of wet clay
  • Great Seal of the United States used since 1782 to authenticate some documents issued by the United States government
  • Great Seal of the Realm, a British institution for authorising the monarch's official documents a personal signature
  • Great Seal of Scotland allows the monarch to authorise documents without signing
  • Imperial Seal of Japan, called 菊の御紋 in Japanese, meaning "Noble Symbol of Chrysanthemum"
  • Lord Privy Seal or Lord Keeper of the Privy Seal is one of the traditional sinecure offices of state in the United Kingdom
  • Knights Templar Seal used to validate documents approved by the order
  • Seal of Solomon, a legendary magical signet ring said to have belonged to King Solomon
  • LMLK seal, stamped on handles of large storage jars around Jerusalem about 700 BC
  • Nintendo Seal of Quality is a gold seal used by Nintendo to show that a game is properly licensed to run on their game consoles


As a person's name:

  • Barry Seal (Adler Berriman Seal), pilot and drug smuggler turned DEA informant
  • Brajendra Nath Seal (born 1864), Indian philosopher of the Brahmo Samaj, Vice Chancellor of Visva Bharati University
  • David Seal (born 1972), an Australian football (soccer) player
  • Jaynie Seal (born 1973), an Australian television presenter
  • Lou Seal (Luigi Francisco Seal, Jr.), the official mascot of the San Francisco Giants team in Major League Baseball
  • Manuel Seal, a staff songwriter and producer at Jermaine Dupri's So So Def Recordings
  • Pu Tong Seal (1346 AD), legendary Burmese hero
  • Seal (musician) (Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel), a British soul singer who has released three albums of the same name:


A place name (some related to the marine mammal):

As an acronym:


Maritime usage:

  • HMS Seal (N37), a submarine of the Royal Navy
  • USS Seal has been used as the name of two submarines of the United States Navy
  • Red seal ships (朱印船), Japanese armed merchant sailing ships with a red-sealed patent (early 17th century)


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