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Kenny wears an orange hooded ] with brown gloves. It has not been widely noted, but it is very clear that he is dressed in this way to make him appear like a big ]. Underneath his hood he has ] hair, which looks very similar to that of ], Tweek. Kenny wears an orange hooded ] with brown gloves. It has not been widely noted, but it is very clear that he is dressed in this way to make him appear like a big ]. Underneath his hood he has ] hair, which looks very similar to that of ], Tweek.

==Ways Kenny dies==
The following is a list of ways Kenny dies in each episodes

===Season 1===
#Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
#*Hit by Officer Barbrady in police cruiser chasing cows
#Weight Gain 4000
#*Shot by Mr. Garrison when trying to shoot ] and slides down the flag pole
#Volcano
#*A fireball lands, sets Kenny on fire, and then rolls over him
#Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
#*Kenny decapitated and arms ripped off by three Middlepark Cowboy football players
#An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
#*Big Stan hits Kenny with a chair, flies into microwave, and cooks him
#Death
#*Death touches him
#Pinkeye
#*] lands on Kenny, but comes back to life by ]
#*Kyle cuts him in half since he's the original ]
#Damien
#*Uncle shoots him after shoting after saying, "Ned! Look! There's a rare duckbilled ]! It's coming right for us!"
#Starvin' Marvin
#*Mutant turkeys kill and an rip an eye out
#Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo (he doesn't die in this episode)
#Tom's Rhinoplasty
#*Miss Ellen takes a sword from the ], swings it around, slips, and pierces him against a wall
#Mecha Streisand
#*Kenny was playing with the ] and ] himself
#Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
#*Ran over by a train after being drug by a ]

===Season 2===
#Terrance & Phillip in Not without my anus (he doesn't die in this episode)
#Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
#*Electrocutes himself to turn on the generator
#Chickenlover
#*A tree falls on him during the credits
#Ike's Wee Wee
#*Falls into a grave, the gravestone falls on him, people crowd around, and the preacher speaks
#Conjoined Fetus Lady
#*Chinese ] player smashes him into a wall with a ball
#The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
#*Two people from the crowd of Jesus and Pals rip him in two
#City on the Edge of Forever
#*The Big Scary Monster rips off the roof of the bus and takes him away
#Summer Sucks
#*The giant snake knocks over the bleachers and crushes him
#Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
#*Kenny was playing in front of the theater when the crowd comes out and tramples him
#Chickenpox
#*Dies of ]
#Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods
#*Stan & Kyle turn the intensity up all the way in the ] and he explodes
#Clubhouses
#*Gets trampled in the ] in Cartman's ]
#Cow Days
#*The bull Cartman was riding crashes through the corral and pierces Kenny with his horns
#Chef Aid
#*] bites his head off
#Spooky Fish
#*Stan's evil fish pulls him into the fishbowl and kills him
#Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
#*The police shoot him down when he comes out of the house with a white flag on a stick
#Gnomes
#*A cart carrying underpants falls and squishes Kenny "like a bug"
#Prehistoric Ice Man
#*Gets caught on the ] in front of the prehistoric man exhibit

===Season 3===
#Rainforest Schmainforest
#Spontaneous Combustion
#Succubus
#Tweek vs. Craig
#Jakovasaurs
#Sexual Harassment Panda
#Cat Orgy
#Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
#Jewbilee
#Chinpokomon
#Starvin' Marvin in Space
#Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
#Hooked on Monkey Phonics
#The Red Badge of Gayness
#Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
#Are you there God - It's me, Jesus
#World Wide Recorder Concert

===Season 4===
#Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
#The Tooth Fairy Tats
#Quintuplets
#Timmy
#Pip
#Cartman Joins NAMBLA
#Cherokee Hair Tampons
#Chef Goes Nanners
#Something You Can Do With Your Finger
#Do the Handicapped go to Hell
#Probably
#Fourth Grade
#Trapper Keeper
#Helen Keller - The Musical
#Fat Camp
#The Wacky Molestation Adventure
#A Very Crappy Christmas

===Season 5===
#Scott Tenorman Must Die
#It Hits The Fan
#Cripple Fight
#The Super Best Friends
#Terrance And Philip Behind The Blow
#Cartmanland
#Proper Condom Use
#Towelie
#Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
#How To Eat With Your Butt
#The Entity
#Here Comes The Neighborhood
#Kenny Dies
#Butters' Very Own Episode

===Season 6===
#Jared Has Aides
#Asspen
#Freak Strike
#Fun With Veal
#The Terrance and Phillip Moive Trailer
#Professor Chaos
#Simpsons Already Did It
#Red Hot Catholic Love
#Free Hat
#Bebes Boobs Destroy Society
#Child Abduction is not Funny
#A Ladder to Heaven
#The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
#The Death Camp of Tolerance
#The Biggest Douche in the Universe
#My Future Self n' Me
#Red Sleigh Down

===Season 7===
#I'm A Little Bit Country
#Krazy Kripples
#Toilet Paper
#Cancelled
#Fat Butt and Pancake Head
#Lil' Crime Stoppers
#Red Man's Greed
#South Park is Gay
#Christian Rock Hard
#Grey Dawn
#Casa Bonita
#All About Mormons
#Butt Out
#Raisins
#It's Christmas in Canada

===Season 8===
#Good Times With Weapons
#AWESOM-O
#Up the Down Steroid
#The Passion of the Jew
#You Got Fucked in the Ass
#Goobacks
#The Jeffersons
#Douche and Turd
#Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
#Pre-School
#Quest for Ratings


===Episodes Kenny doesn't die in===
*110 - Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo


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Kenny McCormick
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One of the many deaths of Kenny

Kenny McCormick, voiced by Matt Stone, is a fictional character in the animated series South Park. He is one of the four central characters, all of whom are eight-year old boys.

Kenny is most famous for dying in nearly every episode, often followed by a cry of "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" and "You bastards!" from his friends Stan and Kyle. In the Succubus episode #303 he even dies twice: first when the boys are waiting for Chef to come play baseball, then the next day when he is squashed by the Succubus during chef's wedding.

He is also well-known for almost always wearing his orange hood (although he does remove it during the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut and in at least one season eight episode, "The Jeffersons"). Due to his hood, which covers his mouth and nose, all of his lines are mumbled, and are usually such that they'd be censored if they weren't. He has a colorful sense of humor and a perverted mind. Kenny's lines in the South Park theme song are:

I like girls with big fat titties; I like girls with big vaginas.

In season 3, this changed to:

I have got a ten inch penis; Use your mouth to help me clean it.

In season seven, this changed to

Someday I'll be old enough to stick my dick in Britney's butt.

Kenny's family is extremely poor, with his father an alcoholic, and his friends (especially Eric Cartman) often tease him about it.

Despite these problems, Kenny is often portrayed as the hero of the group; indeed, several of his deaths have been acts of heroic self-sacrifice. Matt & Trey tried to kill him off for a year (he died in the "Hell's Pass Hospital" of a muscle disease) and replaced him first with Butters and then Tweek. During the 2002 Christmas episode Kenny returned after being trapped in the depths of Cartman. During the following season, he seemed to have lost his bad luck and didn't die anymore. Kenny's lucky streak ended during the 2003 Christmas episode ("It's Christmas in Canada").

Kenny wears an orange hooded parka with brown gloves. It has not been widely noted, but it is very clear that he is dressed in this way to make him appear like a big vagina. Underneath his hood he has blonde hair, which looks very similar to that of another South Park character, Tweek.

Ways Kenny dies

The following is a list of ways Kenny dies in each episodes

Season 1

  1. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
    • Hit by Officer Barbrady in police cruiser chasing cows
  2. Weight Gain 4000
    • Shot by Mr. Garrison when trying to shoot Kathie Lee Gifford and slides down the flag pole
  3. Volcano
    • A fireball lands, sets Kenny on fire, and then rolls over him
  4. Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    • Kenny decapitated and arms ripped off by three Middlepark Cowboy football players
  5. An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
    • Big Stan hits Kenny with a chair, flies into microwave, and cooks him
  6. Death
    • Death touches him
  7. Pinkeye
  8. Damien
    • Uncle shoots him after shoting after saying, "Ned! Look! There's a rare duckbilled platypus! It's coming right for us!"
  9. Starvin' Marvin
    • Mutant turkeys kill and an rip an eye out
  10. Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo (he doesn't die in this episode)
  11. Tom's Rhinoplasty
    • Miss Ellen takes a sword from the Iraqi, swings it around, slips, and pierces him against a wall
  12. Mecha Streisand
  13. Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
    • Ran over by a train after being drug by a go kart

Season 2

  1. Terrance & Phillip in Not without my anus (he doesn't die in this episode)
  2. Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
    • Electrocutes himself to turn on the generator
  3. Chickenlover
    • A tree falls on him during the credits
  4. Ike's Wee Wee
    • Falls into a grave, the gravestone falls on him, people crowd around, and the preacher speaks
  5. Conjoined Fetus Lady
    • Chinese dodgeball player smashes him into a wall with a ball
  6. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
    • Two people from the crowd of Jesus and Pals rip him in two
  7. City on the Edge of Forever
    • The Big Scary Monster rips off the roof of the bus and takes him away
  8. Summer Sucks
    • The giant snake knocks over the bleachers and crushes him
  9. Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
    • Kenny was playing in front of the theater when the crowd comes out and tramples him
  10. Chickenpox
  11. Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods
    • Stan & Kyle turn the intensity up all the way in the planetarium and he explodes
  12. Clubhouses
  13. Cow Days
    • The bull Cartman was riding crashes through the corral and pierces Kenny with his horns
  14. Chef Aid
  15. Spooky Fish
    • Stan's evil fish pulls him into the fishbowl and kills him
  16. Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
    • The police shoot him down when he comes out of the house with a white flag on a stick
  17. Gnomes
    • A cart carrying underpants falls and squishes Kenny "like a bug"
  18. Prehistoric Ice Man
    • Gets caught on the escalator in front of the prehistoric man exhibit

Season 3

  1. Rainforest Schmainforest
  2. Spontaneous Combustion
  3. Succubus
  4. Tweek vs. Craig
  5. Jakovasaurs
  6. Sexual Harassment Panda
  7. Cat Orgy
  8. Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
  9. Jewbilee
  10. Chinpokomon
  11. Starvin' Marvin in Space
  12. Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
  13. Hooked on Monkey Phonics
  14. The Red Badge of Gayness
  15. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
  16. Are you there God - It's me, Jesus
  17. World Wide Recorder Concert

Season 4

  1. Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
  2. The Tooth Fairy Tats
  3. Quintuplets
  4. Timmy
  5. Pip
  6. Cartman Joins NAMBLA
  7. Cherokee Hair Tampons
  8. Chef Goes Nanners
  9. Something You Can Do With Your Finger
  10. Do the Handicapped go to Hell
  11. Probably
  12. Fourth Grade
  13. Trapper Keeper
  14. Helen Keller - The Musical
  15. Fat Camp
  16. The Wacky Molestation Adventure
  17. A Very Crappy Christmas

Season 5

  1. Scott Tenorman Must Die
  2. It Hits The Fan
  3. Cripple Fight
  4. The Super Best Friends
  5. Terrance And Philip Behind The Blow
  6. Cartmanland
  7. Proper Condom Use
  8. Towelie
  9. Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
  10. How To Eat With Your Butt
  11. The Entity
  12. Here Comes The Neighborhood
  13. Kenny Dies
  14. Butters' Very Own Episode

Season 6

  1. Jared Has Aides
  2. Asspen
  3. Freak Strike
  4. Fun With Veal
  5. The Terrance and Phillip Moive Trailer
  6. Professor Chaos
  7. Simpsons Already Did It
  8. Red Hot Catholic Love
  9. Free Hat
  10. Bebes Boobs Destroy Society
  11. Child Abduction is not Funny
  12. A Ladder to Heaven
  13. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
  14. The Death Camp of Tolerance
  15. The Biggest Douche in the Universe
  16. My Future Self n' Me
  17. Red Sleigh Down

Season 7

  1. I'm A Little Bit Country
  2. Krazy Kripples
  3. Toilet Paper
  4. Cancelled
  5. Fat Butt and Pancake Head
  6. Lil' Crime Stoppers
  7. Red Man's Greed
  8. South Park is Gay
  9. Christian Rock Hard
  10. Grey Dawn
  11. Casa Bonita
  12. All About Mormons
  13. Butt Out
  14. Raisins
  15. It's Christmas in Canada

Season 8

  1. Good Times With Weapons
  2. AWESOM-O
  3. Up the Down Steroid
  4. The Passion of the Jew
  5. You Got Fucked in the Ass
  6. Goobacks
  7. The Jeffersons
  8. Douche and Turd
  9. Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
  10. Pre-School
  11. Quest for Ratings


Episodes Kenny doesn't die in

  • 110 - Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo
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